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I don't think there is a plane smaller than a Boeing 737 that could support the immense weight of the Gunt

I mean, this dude can do it. I bet the Gunt can handle a motorbike just fine. Show those awlogs who's the real road kang, Ralph!

Never underestimate how willing Ralph is to drive his impressionable pedoweeb child-bride’s credit score into the ground.

Not only that, I don't think there's even skydiving in West Memphis, Ethan could never drive all the way down to Mexico just to skydive.

There's also no way he can keep an alligator to wrestle in his back yard. Those take a lot of guts and special training to handle. They're only to...

Dick probably could though. And then he'd "break his leg" "accidentally" kicking Ethan out of the plane, so he "unfortunately" couldn't follow...