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Ask him about the super secret drug smuggling spot that no law enforcement officer would ever touch during a full body cavity search and then tell...

All three fan vents at him, fully open. I play audio the Entire Flight with headphones around my neck. I request 3 packets of crackers, chew with...

I wake up from a slight slumber as I smell a faint whiff from my right side. My neighbour is sitting holding his(?) pants open on the front. "I'm...

Realistically, I'd probably try and find any excuse I could to go to the restroom and wash my hands. If only so that I'd have something fragrant...

"There are too many motherfuckering amholes on this motherfuckering plane!"

Well if the cabin emergency door somehow became open and triggered a decompression event, you could kick his fat ass into opening and seal it long...

board plane. amhole sits next to me. get up. find flight attendant. tell them i have reason to believe someone has a biological weapon onboard.

I pull out my sketchbook and just start drawing kiwis :cunningpepe:

Ask Kev if it is his first trip to the UK. Then tell him it is also my first trip and that it has always been my dream to travel to the UK...

I'd play dumb and ask him what he does for a living.

With a true and honest vagina? I'd do nothing other than post on here if he fell asleep or was too absorbed in his switch. Unless he wakes up I...

Realistic version: While he's distracted, make a throwaway account. Keep updates in my phone waiting. Make audio recording. Post the whole saga...