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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Głosy: 103 4,5%
  • Rioley

    Głosy: 279 12,1%
  • Penis

    Głosy: 417 18,1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Głosy: 300 13,0%
  • Boner

    Głosy: 300 13,0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Głosy: 685 29,7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Głosy: 717 31,1%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Głosy: 267 11,6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Głosy: 205 8,9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Głosy: 1 151 49,9%
  • Kindness

    Głosy: 669 29,0%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Głosy: 313 13,6%

  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    2 308
Getting back to some entertaining fence sperging, this was the fence they recently built right?

Gotta love the interesting angles the posts are on, and how some of them need star pickets to stay vertical :D

p.s. at least the tranch dogs look happy

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Getting back to some entertaining fence sperging, this was the fence they recently built right?

Gotta love the interesting angles the posts are on, and how some of them need star pickets to stay vertical :biggrin:

p.s. at least the tranch dogs look happy

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My god that fence looks like shit, could have just put in some t-posts and chicken wire to get the same result for a quarter of the price of those wood posts.
 
My god that fence looks like shit, could have just put in some t-posts and chicken wire to get the same result for a quarter of the price of those wood posts.
They would have got better results because they only sunk those posts in 2 feet of their shitty sandy soil. T posts and corner posts sunk in concrete (or even better, gabions/stone cribs) would have made a much sturdier and cheaper fence. Probably easier as well.

Edit: Their north fence is also completely clogged with tumbleweeds from a wind storm a month or two ago. They've said they're not going to clear them out because they like the way it looks. I wonder if they'll still like the way it looks when the fenceline catches on fire this summer.
 
Kevin, Penny, Jen plus 3 field serfs:
Blade Bimbo/ @666dirtwitch (probably the drywall troon).
Harper / @ngelofsorrow, now @genericangel [Twitter] [Archive]
Windy / @icyblossompupy, now @windypuppywench [Twitter] [Archive]

I think Daisy, Jarrod and Sky remain au naturel. I'm basing this on who looks zero effort/healthy male vs. looking like a sickly coomer. Links to past sourcing posts here: [ 1 ] , [ 2 ]. Edit: updated @s for Harper and Windy.

@0 1 link A Windy dump

Pre- Troon pics
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Known Facts
  • Outdoor troon
  • Affiliated with TrashBabyEva aka one of the people Kev and Wedge fuck/frequent contact with. Eva is a pornstar so you have been warned.
  • Possible college grad
  • Part Croatian
  • Has vacation and travel money
  • Likely does sex work
  • Trooned out 4-5 years ago? Potentially 2016/2017
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Vacation pics likely in California? I'm not familiar with this area. Windy seems to travel often. Here's a recent one. I think Windy was with TrashBabyEva (fat troon)
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TRANCH PICS:
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This is what we missed on Christmas at the Tranch lol

Misc Lol:
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Not sure if tranch cat
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Male face lol. But like srsly would have been a cute gay guy

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Truly kind of tragic because he otherwise is an attractive androg dude he just Trooned Out (tm). This is weird to me because every other Trancher is hopeless in appearance so I'm not used to saying "wow we lost someone attractive to trooning". But wow, F in chat for the fags losing a twink.
 

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Gabions, nigga.

Yeah, that looks like Central California. Santa Cruz or Monterey, maybe?

I hope he drowns in the ocean.
 
I think we found our Tranch junkie.
I wouldn't be surprised if Kevin or Penny were also junkies either. Both have had medical problems and both have porked up (one in spite of working on a farm), heroin increasing cravings for sugar. Leaning more towards Phil since Kevin tweets enough not to be a complete vegetable. It's flimsy but it's my guess.
 
And since it is Wednesday, Penny prepared for the weekly Estrogen Injection Night. [A]
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I would like to take this opportunity to point out that I love how Penny prepares this shit on a specific gold colored platter in a neat arrangement, as a priest would prepare the Body and Blood of Christ in mass. It’s in a similar arrangement every time, and I hope it’s just for the camera.
Not a cult. If the horsepiss is communal on the tranch, I want to know what the urgent HRT expenses were in this post:

I’d assume it all went into a PS5
 
I wouldn't be surprised if Kevin or Penny were also junkies either. Both have had medical problems and both have porked up (one in spite of working on a farm), heroin increasing cravings for sugar. Leaning more towards Phil since Kevin tweets enough not to be a complete vegetable. It's flimsy but it's my guess.

Disagree but I still love you. I think their fattening is because of being neutered.
 
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Well the coof news has helped the grift at least.

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Also I legit found this funny. Good post Jen. Who is busy painting minis and sperging on Twitter while Mxstress and Kev are sick in bed.
 
@0 1 link A Windy dump

Pre- Troon pics
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Known Facts
  • Outdoor troon
  • Affiliated with TrashBabyEva aka one of the people Kev and Wedge fuck/frequent contact with. Eva is a pornstar so you have been warned.
  • Possible college grad
  • Part Croatian
  • Has vacation and travel money
  • Likely does sex work
  • Trooned out 4-5 years ago? Potentially 2016/2017
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Vacation pics likely in California? I'm not familiar with this area. Windy seems to travel often. Here's a recent one. I think Windy was with TrashBabyEva (fat troon)
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TRANCH PICS:
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This is what we missed on Christmas at the Tranch lol

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Truly kind of tragic because he otherwise is an attractive androg dude he just Trooned Out (tm). This is weird to me because every other Trancher is hopeless in appearance so I'm not used to saying "wow we lost someone attractive to trooning". But wow, F in chat for the fags losing a twink.
Given the lack of grazing material on the tranch, this nigga is gonna have to be careful that a starving Alpaca doesn't try to eat his armpits.
 
So here's what Jen is doing while the rest of the troons move big rocks
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Also lets check in on our fave chaser
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B r o....
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His banner....
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This was a repost he didn't do this one but I've seen 2 too many troon warhammer paints. At least they gendered the mtf space marine correctly since they're only male and weaponized autism..... Also shit job on the gun.
PEAK HERESY
Okay, this one looks like he may be an interesting supporting character. He has an alternate twitter feed dedicated to his transition at AmericasSweeth8, with extensive moping about a botched cock chop from Pierre Brassard, who also installed Jonathan Yaniv's neovag.

Representative twitter thread: (archive)
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He's allegedly married (possibly common law) to another deathfat troon now:
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And...yeah I got nothin for this one:
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wtf kinda star wars deep lore creature is that??
 
“Boss tranny” aka Penny is still out of commission, so naturally he has ample time to be on Twitter. Yesterday he asked for pet pics [A]
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His own cat hung out with him this morning. [A]
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Despite being sick and having a ranch full of others, he went out at 5 am in below zero temps with covid to fill up the generator. [A]
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Virtue signaled for the Natives [A]
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And bemoaned his condition and all the work he does and asked for donations. [A]
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He also replied to a few tweets, ranging from
more info about the outbreak situation on the tranch [A]
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to ACAB [A]
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to Stargate [A]
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to another health update. [A]
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We also got little status updates on Josie, who is feeling better [A]
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and a serf, who tested negative so far. [A]
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What a pretty baby, he’s so cute!
 
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