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DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell
Oddly shaped pizza dough coming from the oddly head shaped gimp.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell
Mentally ill trolls conspiracy theories based on FEDERAL CRIMES DEBUNKED, take that internet.
<Sips gin with a smug look doing WWE Champions...
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell
Stick to ordering out pizzas, Dave.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell
This is the pizza someone makes when they're blackout drunk.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell
That looks like he just microwaved a bowl of pepperoni and cheese, then dumped the resulting slop greasy soup onto a piece of pita bread...
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell
That crust looks as dry as kat on their wedding night.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell
"I scaled down dude, we stopped eating food, we eat shit now"
I am not going to judge his pizza dough, because that shit needs experience and he...
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell
I wonder how many times he tried to cook pizza on a paper baking tray?
Shout-out to nearly off-screen paper plate.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell
Outside of even hating on DSP, if I had just saw this pizza on any website I would have laughed at how terrible it looks. I legit think he made...
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DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell
I'm going with Ragu pizza sauce as it looks bland as fuck (it's just red sauce and watery, homemade sauces tend to be thicker and you can actually...
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell
That shit looks awful. I'm sorry but what the actual fuck is that pizza even. The crust alone looks rancid and he's the same polish bloke that has...
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA9aPEDk5ek
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell
(Not an actual tweet, it's just me shitposting as usual)
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell
lol @ this tweet after crying about try hards.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell
no wonder this dude streams. he wouldnt even be able to work at fucking pizza hut. that pizza is a fucking monstrosity
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell
Utterly disgusting, just like his on-stream product, it's like Phil is a homeless guy who gives no shits and puts no effort into his cooking like...
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell
Yup, so transparently trying to virtue signal that piggy no doordashy anymore. His tastebuds were crying out for Papa Johns as he scarfed that...
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell
He didn't say that recently.
He said it many years ago on a PKA podcast. His 62 IQ reasoning was that growing up he knew 12-13 year old girls...
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell
I've got so many questions, but the answer to every single one of them is that Phil is a retard.
I guaran fucking tee that every single ingredient...