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TWO bottles of Aquafina! With a gift that great, why even bother with the shower?? @my lovely trauma lumps questions: 1. that one guy says he...

Plights-lusional

this is bizarre i thought russ was the only retard who's retarded enough to treat hooker bookings like romantic dates, but apparently this is...

Those bottles look chilled. That goes a long way in my book. Bitches love chilled drinks.

Ha ha, I mean, there are probably really worst clients than that. It's probably way less cute than he's thinking, but it's quite inoffensive...

Man, imagine hearing your favorite music playing in the distance as you march into the socially awkward sex trenches. That just seems...

First thought: My God that carpet. Second thought: Did he pick the tissue paper to match?