💰 Grifter Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet / Anthime Joseph Gionet - White rapper, alt-right "activist", ex-Buzzfeed contributor; got arrested at the March for Trump, and a federal snitch

[Particle Bored]

IANAL but I don't think that's technically legal, if you happen to find a link online where someone who is definitely not you recorded it though and were to share that

I dont see how that could possibly be true.

Here we go

Lol his lawyer sounds like such a sped for a sec is thought it was Faglaska representing himself.

ETA: brief recess but dammit looks like they may weasel a continuance.

 

[Hesa]

Somebody somewhere didn't disclose the victim has a criminal record from 2007. Gone for a recess.

 

[bussarin555]

IP2 says Loulz will be testifying.

Update:
Loulz did testify (legal name is Shawn McCreless)

Key Takeaways:

• He was genuinely scared of a man who is 190lbs soaking wet vs. himself, chicken andy, a sniper, and baked
• He cannot do simple math
  • Lawyer: "Do you see where it says 43 seconds? do you see where it says 55? whats 55 minus 43?" Loulz: "I'm not at liberty to do math, am I?." Lawyer: "Would you agree its 12?" Loulz: "Sure."
• He has been referred to by the bouncer as a "little guy"

Reminder of what a credible witness Loulz is in the context of fucking with bouncers:

 

[Hesa]

we are back

 

[Hesa]

Going forward, opening statements, I think.

 

[Reluctant Baron]

They've brought up YOBA's stream. Court boomers are boomering.

 

[Hesa]

This bouncer knows the job.

 

[Reluctant Baron]

Lmao, security guard man called Baked a homophobe

 

[Fuzhou]

For those of those wanting to watch the clip being discussed here, I'm reposting it so you can see baked being a fuckup live on youtube. There's no way he's getting out of this without charges.

EDIT: This guy for Baked's defense makes Lionel Hutz look like a fantastic lawyer.

In fact, as this stream has gone on, this is the defense that Baked's lawyer is going off on.

 

[gaystoner]

got back from the gym and this is happening LETSS GOOOO WHAT DDAAAA

 

[Reluctant Baron]

"So, you wouldn't recognize your own voice if you heard it? Yes or no, answer the question."
"No..."

Fuck, just felted.

 

[Hesa]

This person goes around macing people.

 

[Hesa]

The defence, "it's not all streamed online"
Witness, yes it is.

 

[gaystoner]

"Can you hurry up? I have to pick my mom up dude."

felted.

 

[Fuzhou]

This is the most open and shut case I've ever seen and this guy on Baked's defense is trying his hardest to get an inch in. Do you think he even knew what he signed up for?

 

[Reluctant Baron]

This guy for Baked's defense makes Lionel Hutz look like a fantastic lawyer.

In fact, as this stream has gone on, this is the defense that Baked's lawyer is going off on.

To be fair, he's putting up a decent (and entertaining) defense for a man who goes around macing people on camera. In the words of Wellington, "This man knows how to defend a hopeless position."

 

[gaystoner]

This is the most open and shut case I've ever seen and this guy on Baked's defense is trying his hardest to get an inch in. Do you think he even knew what he signed up for?

This bakeds lawyer for the Capitol Insurrection and he gets passed around the IP2 circle as well. He got his law degree in 2019 iirc

 

[Stanley Tit]

Will the words "content spray" be spoken?

 

[PFM]

As much as I want to see Baked do some time, this bouncer is still a douchebag

 

[Fuzhou]

This bakeds lawyer for the Capitol Insurrection and he gets passed around the IP2 circle as well. He got his law degree in 2019 iirc

Oh christ, this man sounds more and more like Hutz.

Can I get a name of this nutbag?