💰 Grifter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

Should the thread be moved to deathfats after Ethan Ralph dies?

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Why is surfer acting like the security guard thing is a big reveal??? We have know PPP was a security guard for ages. Maybe new friends don’t know but this isn’t the knife surfer thinks it is.
 
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Surfer says PPP hasn't had a job since late 2019-early 2020.
He paid 400 a month to live with Surfer.
Surfer claims he is still owned some gambling money winnings.
 
Piranha Pleb powiedział(a):
Why is surfer acting like the security guard thing is a big reveal??? We have know PPP was a security guard for ages. Maybe new friends don’t know but this isn’t the knife surfer thinks it is.
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It's not the guard thing he's harping about. It's that security guards have to call the police since they're not authorized to do shit on their own. He's trying to make that the same thing as him (surfer) calling the police lol.
 
I will say, gambling on IOUs, even with your friends,, is not a good idea.

Also "I'm not going reveal none relevant information". Really surfer?
 
Saying he doesn't want to expose the guy when people ask how he gambles or pays rent if he's unemployed after he's done nothing but expose really personal details the whole stream makes me think he might be lieing about PPP being unemployed.
 
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FujiWuji powiedział(a):
It's not the guard thing he's harping about. It's that security guards have to call the police since they're not authorized to do shit on their own. He's trying to make that the same thing as him (surfer) calling the police lol.
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the complete inverse, surfer wasted the cops time with his blithering snaking. PPP would have had to call the cops to stop actual criminals as part of his line of work.
 
if Surfer smokes or was smoking weed, and PPP has as well, maybe he's exercising discretion because PPP sells weed on the side or something.
 
Surfer is just plain retarded, there really isn't a clinical term that captures the extent of how fucking stupid that kid is. I got a real good sense of that when he narrated a story about his father calling the cops on him because he raked a swastika on their driveway. You could tell he was perplexed that his dad didn't give off a hearty laugh, smack him on the back, and proudly remark "That's based, son".

It was completely lost on him why his father was overreacting and I wished I could have reached through the fucking screen and tell him that the truth of the matter. To explain to him that what he did was functionally equivalent to walking into the living room in a fursuit and announcing proudly to his father that his fursona was Patches the Surfing Raccoon. There are things kids do that utterly convince parents that their child is destined to a miserable life and it is all their fault. Making swastikas on your lawn and naming the Jew on the internet almost always go hand-in-hand with a life of failed relationships, deviant sexual practices, and a subsistence lifestyle.

And that is why we have the bizarre story arc we do now. This is probably going to be the event where Surfer really goes downhill and ramps up the social isolation.
 
PPP's uncle is a CSIS agent

PPP's long game: grift through anime reviews
 
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Saying he doesn't want to expose the guy when people ask how he gambles or pays rent if he's unemployed after he's done nothing but expose really personal details the whole stream makes me think he might be lieing about PPP being unemployed.
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See I'm of the opposite mind. PPP being in the chat spamming the very winning quote of "Surfer your mom buys the groceries" instead of just posting like a redacted pay stub or something to me is more of an indicator he is unemployed.

I mean... it's not a win for you PPP if Surfer's mom was buying his groceries. That means she was buying yours as well. It's even more pathetic when it isn't your real mother buying your groceries.
 
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Come on Ashtonne, get off your fat ass and get your shit together buddy.
Get a job.

Your sperging drove Godwinson away. You must repent of your behaviour.

Give your head a shake.
 
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