💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[captkrisma]

HAG is an attraction. A one-time event you do when you visit Las Vegas, but some knuckleheads eat there regularly. Two of the people who died at the restaurant were regulars who ate there nearly every day.

Narcissism is wearing a mask very much akin to some influencer's Instagram account. They want to exhibit a lifestyle that is perfect, but deep down they are far from that. Jack wants anyone to believe that he is dieting, healthy, and competent when the reality is that he is actually none of those things.

Jack will likely rave about their being a Hattie B's in the Cosmopolitan, not knowing that there are better chicken places on the strip (The Crack Shack at Park MGM and EggSlut in the Cosmopolitan are absolute must-trys). Jr will probably try and flex at a blackjack dealer that he's married and works at a 7-11. Brianna will just simply exist in the background as Jr's beard. None of them will really have fun, and it'll be a poor experience for Brianna.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

The irony of Jack posting this shortly after is not lost on me.

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Nice try Fatty Doo Doo but a person of your girth and limited mobility would be sweating buckets after having walked that far and you look dry as a bone.

Next time, splash some water on your face and your pits. Will make the lie more believable.

Jr got his feet done


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Jr's feet are now as soft as his head.

 

[Aaway]

The irony of Jack posting this shortly after is not lost on me.

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"tell me you lurk here without telling me you lurk here"

and i'm 100% certain fatty did not walk an entire mile. guy can barely walk a couple steps without waddling as we see all the time on CWJ

 

[Hundreds Of Sparrows]

The irony of Jack posting this shortly after is not lost on me.

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jack is so fucked. i cannot imagine being someone who is physically able to walk and just... choosing not to walk a mile in -3 years.-

a little MATA, but i really would feel bad for him if he wasn't such a weird narcissistic asshole and if he didn't do all this to himself. there are a lot of people out there with similarly trashed bodies who didn't get the thousands of warning signs and chances to turn back that jack has gotten. there are people who didn't get a period where they could have worked hard to undo some damage, and jack just kind of threw that chance out, too. it's incredible how he takes everything for granted

 

[rubytintedchix]

"tell me you lurk here without telling me you lurk here"

and i'm 100% certain fatty did not walk an entire mile. guy can barely walk a couple steps without waddling as we see all the time on CWJ

It looks like a mailbox post he’s hanging on. Maybe he waddled out to get mail and forgot it was a holiday and had to take a rest before waddling back.

The man cannot walk from his counter to his stove without limping, how the fuck are we to believe he walked a mile? Was a scooty puff involved? Because that’s the only way he can manage to go shopping. Also, he can’t drive, seemingly because neither of his legs work due to the Achilles problems, strokes, probably edema and pain from diabetes and probably likely his knees are ready to give out under his girth any moment.

like Christ, at least make a semi-believable lie.

 

[captkrisma]

Nice try Fatty Doo Doo but a person of your girth and limited mobility would be sweating buckets after having walked that far and you look dry as a bone.

Next time, splash some water on your face and your pits. Will make the lie more believable.

High of 84°, relative humidity ranging from 36% to 40%, a guy who drinks nothing but water or Gatorade, and hasn't exercised as hard in 3 years?

Yeah, he'd be dripping in sweat.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

I agree he'd be sweating like a whore in church if he actually walked a mile.

Then something dawned on me about his bragging about walking a mile which honestly isn't that much but fellow Cow Boogie2988 walks his dog so think about it that fat fuck walks more than Jack. Jack you're lazier than Boogie congrats.

 

[captkrisma]

Spoiler: Powerlevel time

I visited a family member this past weekend who had two strokes (believe me the irony is not lost here) within 48 hours of each other. One week after the fact they are up and moving (albeit much slower) and regained a majority of the functionality in the side that was affected. Why? Because they immediately went to work PTing the affected side. Jack choosing to 'pray the stroke away' is negligence of the highest order.

Also: the park Jack went to is most likely Moss-Wright Park, as it is about 4 miles away from his home. If you look on the map, you will see a red trail and blue trail. The blue trail is 3 miles, and the red is 2. Jack couldn't even finish the red trail. Pathetic.




EDIT: It's also 3 minutes away from yet ANOTHER strip mall mexican restaurant, Pueblo Viejo.

 

[salmonellajack]

Walking a mile really isn't much. Maybe burns 100 calories?

Jack eats a minimum of 2000 calories a day more than he should so it really isn't progress.

 

[ZipDisk]

I really love how you fuckers map out his health lies to the nearest family feedbag and gravy hose.

 

[EvilDroid64]

The irony of Jack posting this shortly after is not lost on me.

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Back in November 2019 (as discussed on page ~439 of this thread), he did his 5K "walk/run" where he tore both his Achilles tendons. Fatty Doo-Doo claimed he made it about halfway back then. This was less than three years ago.
Nobody expects mushbrain to be able to convert between the US and metric systems, but 2.5 kilometers is a little over 1.5 miles. He's lying now about this being the furthest he's walked in three years or he was lying then about making it as far as he did before his tendons exploded.
Being "beat" after your "accomplishment" of walking a "full mile" is nothing to be proud of. Not being able to do that for three whole years is a complete embarrassment, but it's no surprise that he would be proud enough of doing something so basic that he would post it on multiple Facebook pages for the world to ridicule him for.

EDIT: It's also 3 minutes away from yet ANOTHER strip mall mexican restaurant, Pueblo Viejo.

Get ready for a Fat on the Go featuring him and Tammy all sweaty and stinky from such a grueling workout.

 

[rubytintedchix]

A live look at Jack taking a walk.

Spoiler: Jack am hungry

 

[desudesu]

On today's Bitching with Jack:

Wasn't Jack the "pious Christian" who told his audience he will pray for them if they sent requests to his retarded prayer email?

Didn't know Profile by Sanford has a condom line - pumpkin spice flavoured too! Perfect for a manly macho man like Jack Scalfani!

Lastly, fatty marvels at something common, which is condensation evaporating from a hot surface:

Video:

 

[Kermit Jizz]

On today's Bitching with Jack:

Wasn't Jack the "pious Christian" who told his audience he will pray for them if they sent requests to his retarded prayer email?

I know it's been said before, but half of Jack's posts come off like something a teenage girl would write. You just know there is some drama associated with this, but instead of directly dealing with it he just passive aggressively vague posts.

 

[EnemyStand]

Jr got his feet done


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Brianna's reminding me of an ex here (comfortable clothes, no makeup, scuzzy hair). She fell into that "Got my man, don't need to try" trap FAST, didn't she?

 

[Skeletor]

Jesus, not being able to walk a mile without getting gassed is just sad.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

I swear to God, this guy finds some way of fucking up 19 out of every 20 things he posts. If it’s not grammar, spelling or fat fingering — or some combination of the three … it’s something like this. “AUTUMN has come” you dumb idiot.

 

[captkrisma]

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I swear to God, this guy finds some way of fucking up 19 out of every 20 things he posts. If it’s not grammar, spelling or fat fingering — or some combination of the three … it’s something like this. “AUTUMN has come” you dumb idiot.

He is on a kick of adding lyrical versions of songs to his FB pictures. This one is Wake Me Up When September Ends" by Green Day. Nevemind that it's about Billie Jo's father passing away, let's make it about PuMpKiN SpIcE!

 

[boxybum]

Jr got his feet done


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This dude is such a dunce. Why are him and his father so concerned with appearing manly to others? No one thinks you are manly you baby faced dough boy. Just come out of the closet already.

 

[DuckSucker]

Honestly that makes me wonder why he won't eat at the Heart Attack Grill while he's in Vegas, since some of his recipes have more calories, fat and salt than the Quadruple Bypass Burger.

Somebody else on the last page mentioned that he wont do it because he's reliant on pushing the "Im dieting, and YES DAD, I *AM* WINNING" angle, but I also think its more that the Heart Attack Grill is kind of a place that brags about hedonism.

Yeah fat people get in and eat free, but not only would it require him to admit he's 350 lbs, or 300 or whatever the cutoff was (and to be honest considering his height I do kind of believe he's only 200-whatever, maybe hes lying about 30 pounds or something) but more importantly, the place's bigger draw is being like Hooter's basically. Technically youre right, the menu even if you took away the size aspect, is exactly up his alley, its like Hooters, its "The Man Show" food--wings, jalapeno poppers, beer, cigarettes, greasy burgers and fries, lots of cheese, and not a vegetable in the place. He would love it for the food alone even if he'd ignore the kinda sexualized shit I remember them having. I remember reading that one thing they do is if you cant finish your burger, they get some girl with bit tits in a sexy nurse outfit to come paddle you or some shit. I dont know if they actually do, or do it anymore, or if its something you can request them to do or not do; seems like thats something that costs extra.

I imagine the clientele is more on average drunk people and their friends "ironically" going in there as a gag because its a tourist trap type of place, and greasy burgers are common "after the bars" food, but I kind of doubt its gonna be you going in and seeing a bunch of deathfats in a food coma.

Besides Tammy being with him (I kind of imagine her being more the type to want to hit up cocktail bars and shows and hang out in places like that when she travels rather than hang out in supersized boomer tier strip mall Chillis type places), I think their kind of low-key shaming does work on most of the people who would fit the "free food criteria". People like Amberlynn, or Jack as you can see by his treatment of his health crises, also can sometimes tend to be people like "Well Im bigger, but Im not 600 lbs/wheelchair bound, so Im not THAT bad". Plus the quality of their food actually looks pretty shit and while Jack would be okay with it I imagine some people would be like, "Vegas has world class restaurants, I could get some ridiculous oversized pub burger anywhere, even at some shitty dive in an 8,000 person small town. If Im paying for Vegas I wanna try shark fin soup or some exotic hipster foodie shit you cant get anywhere else, not shit thats not just Americana, but shitty Americana."