💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[rubytintedchix]

Says someone who has a literal grill mausoleum at home and whose hoard can be seen from Google Maps satellite images.

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You think this is the neighbor that mows his grass with a mask? Jack is the neighborhood Karen.

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

Someone should tell him to do a turducken, it'd be right up his alley and he'd fail horribly.

There is a turducken video, but it's just jack with a more experienced cook showing him how to do it. We could get some side by side comparisons if he does that.

Edit: Forgot to add the video.

 

[Aaway]

i feel like jack had a gun to tammy's head as she posted this

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

i feel like jack had a gun to tammy's head as she posted this

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The way it’s written it sounds exactly like Jack wrote it. It sounds like the same garbage he writes for mommy wife every year for her birthday and anniversary,

 

[Kermit Jizz]

i feel like jack had a gun to tammy's head as she posted this

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"He is the reason I am who I am today and where we are today"

This reads like a jab at Jack.

 

[Chorton]

i feel like jack had a gun to tammy's head as she posted this

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Do these boomers even have one decent photo?

It’s always some dead-eyed, slack jawed pose; either ready for food or cock.

 

[Delilah Radio Show]

i feel like jack had a gun to tammy's head as she posted this

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God, this is ripe for a Soyjack Scalfini photoshop.

Also lol at Tammy including the classic "we've had our ups and downs" line that is integral to any happy anniversary social media post.

 

[JackIsBlack]

Do these boomers even have one decent photo?

It’s always some dead-eyed, slack jawed pose; either ready for food or cock.

Senior is incapable of taking a decent photo. This one looks like a brain dead retard and the ‘tard wrangler mimicking their expression so they feel included and special. Senior’s face either looks like this, soyboy, or dead inside/deadly depressed.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Senior is incapable of taking a decent photo. This one looks like a brain dead retard and the ‘tard wrangler mimicking their expression so they feel included and special. Senior’s face either looks like this, soyboy, or dead inside/deadly depressed.

It looks like a photo that would go with one of those Reddit upvote whoring meme posts. "I took my autistic brother to Dave & Busters for the first time. He had a great time!"

 

[ZipDisk]

I kind of like the interpretation that God punished Tammy for being a horrible person by planting someone worse in her "path".

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Gm5UYyx54MA

Since this encounter, my life has not known peace! The following day, snakes manifested in my smoker physically!

i feel like jack had a gun to tammy's head as she posted this

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lmao she's fixing to kill him, I just know it.

 

[AnOminous]

Senior is incapable of taking a decent photo. This one looks like a brain dead retard and the ‘tard wrangler mimicking their expression so they feel included and special. Senior’s face either looks like this, soyboy, or dead inside/deadly depressed.

Jack is literally such a soy faced motherfucker I constantly post his slack-jawed soy sperm guzzling faces to the beta male facial expression thread.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

I've gotten in the habit now of imagining every Jack and Tammy picture on FB being used for the inevitable "So sad to announce Jack is being hospitalized for COVID-19 complications" post three months from now.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

lmao she's fixing to kill him, I just know it.

She's just waiting for him to croak at this point, and looks happy about it.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

I know Americans (outside of a few cities) have big houses and big yards, but does a middle class family really have enough covered space to put 5-10 grills? Or do you just put them out in the yard and keep them under some sort of protective grill cover when the weather is bad?

 

[Aaway]

I know Americans (outside of a few cities) have big houses and big yards, but does a middle class family really have enough covered space to put 5-10 grills? Or do you just put them out in the yard and keep them under some sort of protective grill cover when the weather is bad?

his grills are all covered and sitting outside on his deck

he'd be able to fit some of them in his garage if it wasn't full of as seen on TV junk

 

[desudesu]

A normal, sane person would probably have one grill for the home and use it for several years. I think fatty is having mental issues at this point hoarding that many smokers and grills - and of course his Mommywife and "friends" are enabling this disorder.

 

[BruceyBoy]

A normal, sane person would probably have one grill for the home and use it for several years. I think fatty is having mental issues at this point hoarding that many smokers and grills - and of course his Mommywife and "friends" are enabling this disorder.

Oh god, I'm turning into jack. Ive got a 6burner gas, charcoal kettle, smoker and a portable Weber q. Lord deliver me from this evil

 

[rubytintedchix]

Oh god, I'm turning into jack. Ive got a 6burner gas, charcoal kettle, smoker and a portable Weber q. Lord deliver me from this evil

Yeah I was going to say maybe the cap should be three. A smoker, gas grill and charcoal. I mean you may even be able to get the 2 in 1 charcoal/gas grill, but I think I’d almost rather them separate.

Jack has almost 3 times that many for reasons only known to himself (read: psychological hoarding due to the mean man named Rooster on the Teee Veee)

To answer someone’s question above, most of the hoard was on the deck part. It did not have a roof on that part, but he did have individual covers. The part he calls the “patio” part of his deck (closer to the koi pond) is covered and has a ceiling fan. I think he usually has Tammy wheel one over there and the cook under the roof. But if you look closely in some of his videos, if he actually cooks on the unroofed part, he has the grills/smokers directly up against the house’s siding and it’s melted in certain areas.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

I may not be a capital G gamer but the new COD looks like every other shooter. What is he mad about?