Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties

[NoReturn]

The dog thing gets even worse in context because it involves a child-bride hiding a puppy from her "husband" (piss be upon him) by putting it under the bed:

 

[Protistology]

The dog thing gets even worse in context because it involves a child-bride hiding a puppy from her "husband" (piss be upon him) by putting it under the bed:
Wyświetl załącznik 2476741

Abdullah (b. Umar) (Allah be pleased with them) reported:
Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) ordered the killing of dogs and we would send (men) in Medina and its corners and we did not spare any dog that we did not kill, so much so that we killed the dog that accompanied the wet she-camel belonging to the people of the desert.

QuranX.com The most complete Quran / Hadith / Tafsir collection available!

quranx.com

 

[WinnieTheJew]

so is espousing left wing SJW politics enough to make someone a lolcow now?

Always was. Behave like a clown, get laughed at like a clown.

 

[Baloney Face]

so is espousing left wing SJW politics enough to make someone a lolcow now?

I would say no. Not by itself. Too drearily usual these days.

Unless it's to an unusual degree or a cover for something LULzier.
Such as witches laying hexes on the Taliban. That sort of thing.

 

[JimmyNugget]

so is espousing left wing SJW politics enough to make someone a lolcow now?

not a fan of this

Ask A and H and they'll tell you yes. Remember half this forum is disenfranchised republicans who want to vent about the new liberal way of life.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

If pagan-chan was smart, she'd know that Allah is mortally afraid of dogs and neither he nor his demons will ever come close to you if there's a dog close by.

 

[Herrinnert_U_zich_Jezus?]

Please tell me more about your desperate attempts to make friends and spare no embarrassing details.

As Chris Chan is in prison, you need me as lolcow? Just think of me as: liked the goth girls, did not fit in with the wicca crowd unless i changed. I won't change, i got my kicks another way in another sub culture... but i won't go in detail that much as my daughter reads on this forum too.

 

[Baloney Face]

i won't go in detail

LULz.

But there's no one you could be fucking that is LULzy enough for KF, unless it's your mother.
And unlike Barb Chandler, she better be hot.

We're jaded now.

 

[Sir Joahim Browinson III]

Dogs and beer are a good start. Now we only need to add bacon, and we have the holy trinity of Allah cryptonite.

Imagine some witch figuring out the same thing and starting to make amulets out of pork jerky. That would be hillarious to see.

 

[Kongo-Müller]

but i won't go in detail that much as my daughter reads on this forum too.

Imagine the cringe you would feel if you learned that even your mom goes to KF these days.

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

Spoiler

I feel more bad for the kid whose mom is going to be a redditor tbh.


You already are crazy.


URINE?!?!


"He's such a dad"
Just say you have no father figure and leave.


Especially not when you talk about it to your coworkers.


I hope she gets far away from you.


I feel like a tranny wrote this while jacking off.


I took the quiz and this is what I got:


Whatever shall I do?!? A random nobody on uquiz doesn't like me! Time to cry myself to sleep.



Hmmm. . . Can we see your artist portfolio?


She looks like Doris from the Shrek movies.


We can all tell you're running out of ideas.


No.


I would hate to be that therapist.


Lmao imagine a discord server being the sole reason for you to stop practicing your religion.


That stare. . .

Why would you do that to your own sister?!?!


Urine.


If those are your favorite, I'd hate to see your least favorite.


How could you be a witch for 40 years and not know about semen scrying? I knew about it from being on the farms for a few weeks.


Lesbian flag but male pronouns.


If you dislike incels you shouldn't be a sex worker, they're all that they deal with by definition.


Those daughters are going to turn out to be trannies and will get their tiddies cut off I'm calling it right now.


Probably use it for drug tests.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Spoiler

Wyświetl załącznik 2488041Wyświetl załącznik 2488043Wyświetl załącznik 2488045
I feel more bad for the kid whose mom is going to be a redditor tbh.

Wyświetl załącznik 2488055
You already are crazy.

Wyświetl załącznik 2488069
URINE?!?!

Wyświetl załącznik 2488072Wyświetl załącznik 2488073Wyświetl załącznik 2488074Wyświetl załącznik 2488078
"He's such a dad"
Just say you have no father figure and leave.

Wyświetl załącznik 2488099
Especially not when you talk about it to your coworkers.

Wyświetl załącznik 2488112
I hope she gets far away from you.

Wyświetl załącznik 2488120Wyświetl załącznik 2488121
I feel like a tranny wrote this while jacking off.

Wyświetl załącznik 2488126
I took the quiz and this is what I got:

Wyświetl załącznik 2488127
Whatever shall I do?!? A random nobody on uquiz doesn't like me! Time to cry myself to sleep.

Wyświetl załącznik 2488133
Wyświetl załącznik 2488142
Hmmm. . . Can we see your artist portfolio?

Wyświetl załącznik 2488143
She looks like Doris from the Shrek movies.

Wyświetl załącznik 2488146
We can all tell you're running out of ideas.

Wyświetl załącznik 2488147
No.

Wyświetl załącznik 2488148
I would hate to be that therapist.

Wyświetl załącznik 2488149
Lmao imagine a discord server being the sole reason for you to stop practicing your religion.

Wyświetl załącznik 2488158
That stare. . .

Wyświetl załącznik 2488410
Wyświetl załącznik 2488411Wyświetl załącznik 2488440

Wyświetl załącznik 2488414Wyświetl załącznik 2488415Wyświetl załącznik 2488417Wyświetl załącznik 2488419Wyświetl załącznik 2488420Wyświetl załącznik 2488423Wyświetl załącznik 2488424Wyświetl załącznik 2488426Wyświetl załącznik 2488427Wyświetl załącznik 2488428Wyświetl załącznik 2488429Wyświetl załącznik 2488430Wyświetl załącznik 2488431Wyświetl załącznik 2488432Wyświetl załącznik 2488433
Why would you do that to your own sister?!?!

Wyświetl załącznik 2488298
Urine.

Wyświetl załącznik 2488299
If those are your favorite, I'd hate to see your least favorite.

Wyświetl załącznik 2488309
How could you be a witch for 40 years and not know about semen scrying? I knew about it from being on the farms for a few weeks.

Wyświetl załącznik 2488313
Lesbian flag but male pronouns.

Wyświetl załącznik 2488314Wyświetl załącznik 2488318
If you dislike incels you shouldn't be a sex worker, they're all that they deal with by definition.

Wyświetl załącznik 2488322
Those daughters are going to turn out to be trannies and will get their tiddies cut off I'm calling it right now.

Wyświetl załącznik 2488328Wyświetl załącznik 2488329
Probably use it for drug tests.

-037.mp4

Christ, I read through that Reddit abortion post... poor kid. I hope to God they never find out. And they accused their partner of fucking raping them. Holy fuck, how much crack do you have to do to be like this?

And for the person talking about how Ares was like a great daddy or whatever. Ares wasn't the god of war in a positive way, He was mad slaughter, and pretty shit at it. Athena represented tactical warfare. Mars, while linked with Ares is considerably better both at the whole war thing, but also has the secondary role as a deity of agriculture, so if you're just picking deities like goddamn Pokemon, why not pick the objectively better one?

I feel bad for actual pagans. Like imagine dedicating yourselves to these gods, following their rituals, and then a bunch of chucklefucks start shitting up everything you worship for a stupid Tumblr LARP.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Hobos are fae beings now.

 

[NoReturn]

Hobos are fae beings now.

Always have been.

 

[NoReturn]

Bumping with a thift store's TikToks

Spoiler: Groups of 3

Spoiler: Part 2

Spoiler: Part 3

 

[Small-arms Supremacy]

Bumping with a thift store's TikToks

Spoiler: Groups of 3

video.mp4
video.mp4
video.mp4

Spoiler: Part 2

video.mp4
video.mp4
video.mp4

Spoiler: Part 3

video1.mp4
video2.mp4
video.mp4

You'd think witches would have figured out a weight loss spell by now

 

[Druveer]

You'd think witches would have figured out a weight loss spell by now

Diabeties is magic resistant.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

You'd think witches would have figured out a weight loss spell by now

Something something beauty standards something something patriarchy something something Venus of Villendorf.

 

[Druveer]

That's rich considering all of the are Karens.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

You'd think witches would have figured out a weight loss spell by now

Maybe witchcraft just turns you into a fat, ugly hag. Or an ugly bastard if you're a warlock.