US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

I know everyone is MATI but I'm finding this stupidity funny. Stop trying to apply reason to crazy/stupid. Just laugh.

lol, clam down, Joe.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Strawman: The Speech

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

"We struck isis-k"
Didnt uh
Didnt our strike only hit civilians? Or am I thinking of something else?
Edit: Ninja'd

 

[Collections Agent]

"We struck back at ISIS-K!"

Hasn't it already been established that they blew up one of our own assets and their entire family?

Their chosen media outlets chose not to report that so it's not true

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Everyone at Langley, I mean ISIS K

 

[tehpope]

"We struck back at ISIS-K!"

Hasn't it already been established that they blew up one of our own assets and their entire family?

"We struck isis-k"
Didnt uh
Didnt our strike only hit civilians? Or am I thinking of something else?

they killed an interpreter and his family.

 

[thx1138]

He's basically copying Obama's strawman argumentation method, but without any of the charm.

That's saying something since that nigga was about as charming as heat rash.

 

[Meat Target]

"We are not done with ISIS-K. We will continue to fight terrorism in Afghanistan".

"It's time to end this war".

 

[Ruin]

It's so absurd we're all expected to believe this clown got 81 million votes.

 

[An Avenging Bird]

You can't do the tough guy act when you just handed the enemy an arsenal and left women, children, and dogs deserted to be tortured and killed

 

[Rei is shit]

GAMERS HE SAID THE CODE WORDS

TIME TO RISE UP

14-GAMERGATE

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

He's saying the anonymous thing again. Broken record Biden.

 

[Calandrino]

Man if I were a toddler in Afghanistan these threats would have me shaking in my boots

 

[The Last Boyscout]

"We will hunt you down to the ends of the Earth, and we will...you will pay..." ahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

 

[LUNEKO]

"WE WILL CONTINUE TO SEND TRILLIONS TO ISRAEL"

 

[Collections Agent]

If Trump was in office ISIS-K would have lasted less than a week and the K would stand for Krispy

 

[Zig Zag]

Women and gorls most effected.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

WIMMEN AND GURLS

Enough. No one gives a rat's ass about a bunch of cunts on the other side of the world except shills and bots.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Uh ohhhh Biden is angry someone get him his jingly keys

 

[make_it_so]

OMG, he's trying to pivot to the Trump line about being against the endless war.

Bitch, you spent 8 years overseeing this as VP.