DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

- low viewership
- coping: "outstanding game" (WTF)
- taking a shower blows
- but it is what it is

 

[Poo Twister]

I wonder why Kat wants to go to the zoo so bad?
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And a massive thank you for putting that in my head.

 

[Super Dent Head]

Can you imagine Phil when it dawns on him he’ll have to sell the Wahkando and give her half the money?

In Phil’s gin addled brain it’ll add up to being homeless and result in Mr Mahture Ahdult launching into seething rants about “what am I supposed to do” and “I will literally be homeless!”

After all those years spending almost every waking hour in the gout mansion, the concept of moving out will be as foreign and weird for Phil as the thought of taking a stroll on Mars is for you and me.

"Why does she get all my stuff? Why don't I get anything she's got?"
"Because, Mr. Burnell, she doesn't have anything. Also, please refrain from snorting at me"

He won't want to be in a place that isn't surrounded by a shitty gate. What if the trolls come for him? They're just setting him up for death. People are going to have to step up and buy me a new house!

 

[der rademacher]

And a massive thank you for putting that in my head.

As if a chimpanse is so much worse than the goutlord...

 

[Poo Twister]

It Iz What it iz I guess.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

I wonder why Kat wants to go to the zoo so bad?
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I wouldn't say no.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

- low viewership
- coping: "outstanding game" (WTF)
- taking a shower blows
- but it is what it is
shower sucks.mp4

"I don't know why people aren't giving this game a chance."
They are. Just with better, friendlier streamers that don't squeal when people aren't forking over hundreds of dollars.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Phil's chat is full of Derichs. God help us.

 

[der rademacher]

"Why does she get all my stuff? Why don't I get anything she's got?"
"Because, Mr. Burnell, she doesn't have anything. Also, please refrain from snorting at me"

He won't want to be in a place that isn't surrounded by a shitty gate. What if the trolls come for him? They're just setting him up for death. People are going to have to step up and buy me a new house!

She... she can't have it. it's all mine and it is business related!
Wrong office Mr. Burnell. Your bankruptcy case will be held on the second floor afterwards.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Taking a shower which really blows? What is wrong with him?

 

[der rademacher]

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I wouldn't say no.

Yo sexy beast yo...

 

[Brother Wind]

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I wouldn't say no.

When is Null gonna get make a whitegirlsfuckapes.com? Is he afraid of Blacked suing him?

 

[der rademacher]

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It Iz What it iz I guess.

At least the chimp looked more intelligent...

 

[N0thingICanDo]

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I wouldn't say no.

"Khet and I both doesn't want to have children"

(But hey, Jim and Tyrone may)

 

[der rademacher]

When is Null gonna get make a whitegirlsfuckapes.com? Is he afraid of Blacked suing him?

HOLY SHIT, JARA.... now I have to get a towel and clean up the mess I made with my cheap beer.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

When is Null gonna get make a whitegirlsfuckapes.com? Is he afraid of Blacked suing him?

He's afraid of being BIGGER than Blacked.

 

[Poo Twister]

It's going to be funny as he lowers the members goal until he hits the marathon amount.

"We hit the goal for a marathon, I'm glad you're all excited to see feasting with the King"

Not even his die hards like watching him struggle to eat.

 

[Rusty_Shackleford3]

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It Iz What it iz I guess.

He looks like a microwave burrito. He's wrapped in foil, it looks unappetising, unappealing and is the wrong colour. And you never get what is promised on the box.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Taking a shower which really blows? What is wrong with him?

Now that he can't upload videos of himself showering, showering is just a chore he has to do

 

[Pargon]

It would mean he continues to stick around but I wouldn’t mind if his chat became entirely people just talking to one another and consistently ignoring him. DSP’s stream chat being a reawakening of the chat rooms of yore except not one person gives a fuck about the subject of said chat. It’s just a watering hole for social retards.