US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Ita Mori]

Afghanis supposedly arriving in Virginia.

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You paid 20 years of taxes to arm their radicals, and in return you lose your son and gain unvetted foreigners who hate your culture, will live off your dime, will be offered opportunities denied to you, and express desires to replace you as your government tells you to stop being so political about it and remember to stop breeding to combat climate change.

America is simultaneously the smartest and most retarded nation to ever exist.

These Afghans might become some of the first immigrants brought here that illegally immigrate TO Mexico.

Lolno. As shit as America is becoming, it's infrastructure and economy are eons better than Beanerland.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

They're the neighbors' kids your mom wants you to play with.

I want to see you tard wrangle drunk boomers boating, hyper af cubans in inner tubes and desperate Haitians on an overloaded skiff.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

One saved my life in a hostile country, I'll buy them all the crayons they want.

Buy that jarhead a Crayola Cola!

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Buy that jarhead a Crayola Cola!
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Those are a thing? Mmmm...

 

[Ita Mori]

back to being sad again.

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If I were in these families I wouldn't accept a phone call from the President. forward to voicemail.

I'm noticing a lack of diversity when it comes to victims... not cool, Joe.
POCs deserve to die for jewish interests too.

 

[CarlosDanger]

 

[Psyduck]

I'm noticing a lack of diversity when it comes to victims... not cool, Joe.
POCs deserve to die for jewish interests too.

Yet according to every single movie, series or videogame nowadays, 4 out of 5 soldiers are strong independent black women! What gives!?

 

[Gehenna]

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A colonel, persecuted for being less hostile than those higher than him were to Trump, spec ops going rogue. A rift is forming hard in the military, I wonder where loyalties lie.

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

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Hell yeah. Zero Dark Thirty on steroids. LETS GOOOO

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

I want to see you tard wrangle drunk boomers boating, hyper af cubans in inner tubes and desperate Haitians on an overloaded skiff.

Well now, just for you.

Let's have a little levity during these God forsaken fucking times.

 

[X Prime]

A colonel, persecuted for being less hostile than those higher than him were to Trump, spec ops going rogue. A rift is forming hard in the military, I wonder where loyalties lie.

I mean that first thing is not new. Don't forget Flynn is where he's at because he didn't like Obama.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

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It wasn't a matter of if they'll do it but when. The boys are back in town.

 

[The Last Stand]

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They dont even know who they fucking drone striked.

Remember all that worry about Trump handling "the big red button?"

 

[Gehenna]

I mean that first thing is not new. Don't forget Flynn is where he's at because he didn't like Obama.

He was retired though, an easier target. This was ruining someone still serving in the middle of a military crisis, for critcising the crisis.

That's three separate levels of escelation.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

We need a bait rating. A white fish on black background.

I've been asking for this for years, it's never happening, just like Biden getting 25th'd.

 

[Gehenna]

At this point, if Biden launched nukes to flatten all of Afghanistan I'd be horrified... but not surprised.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

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Well now, just for you.

Let's have a little levity during these God forsaken fucking times.

Thanks, I smiled.

 

[CarlosDanger]

 

[X Prime]

He was retired though, an easier target.

I suppose, though Flynn was head of the DIA at the time.

 

[Fluoxetine Man]

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Well now, just for you.

Let's have a little levity during these God forsaken fucking times.