DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Fapcop]

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How the FUCK would Phil know what’s going to “appeal to the mainstream”?!

His only contact to the outside world is his cat, his Khat and 200 autists and retards, half of whom are there to laugh at him.

 

[actually]

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"People didn't want to watch me fuck this game up, so it may not have mainstream appeal!" - DSP, 2021

 

[Iron Hamster]

He clearly had to be massaging his balls as he typed that out.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

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Imagine nearing middle age and still not have grown out of "I only like things that are popular and don't understand how people can like things that aren't mainstream popular successes like COD"

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

"People didn't want to watch me fuck this game up, so it may not have mainstream appeal!" - DSP, 2021

If anyone has their finger on the pulse of the mainstream its the guy who bans 99.9% of the population from commenting in his stream chat (under estimated the number), never leaves his house for anything, has consistently been wrong on literally everything, and has spawned an entire industry to laugh at his stupidity.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

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Almost has the same opinion as he did with the new Ratchet n Stank. It's outdated, has pretty graphics, not innovative, viewers are bored.

Fat faggot has no appreciation for videogames (sad as that sounds but this is his job).

 

[A Money Creature]

He should make bringing out the trophy a tips goal

 

[Paladin Derich]

If you can't even function in the real world, you should probably neck yourself if you're gonna let a grown man on the internet that plays video games have control over you.

The lowest forms of life are as follows

Low=simps
Lower=cucks
Even Lower=phil's paypigs
The Lowest=pedophiles

Some of his phil's paypigs are all four.

 

[Fapcop]

Imagine nearing middle age and still not have grown out of "I only like things that are popular and don't understand how people can like things that aren't mainstream popular successes like COD"

Imagine if Phil had a properly functioning brain and realized, that if all other streamers are playing popular “mainstream” games, there are some serious niches that could be filled by streamers playing less popular games?

If Phil got 500 people to watch him play (I don’t know... Fucking) Tetris, he would already have doubled his number of viewers.

But nope: Phil is truly a dinosaur for whom it’s always 2010, and the road to success is playing the newest, hottest games and putting that shit on YouTube before anyone else does it.

Phil said something unrelated on stream
today that 100% sums him up as a person.

(Paraphrased

“I wear slippers because I grew up wearing slippers and my mother wore slippers around the house. So I still do and probably will until the day I die!”

That’s Phil for ya. Doesn’t matter how much the world or his circumstances change. He’s like a constant in nature: He does what he has always done and will never change.

 

[Lolidaki]

just play more flight sim and pubg, that'll bring in the big boy bucks.

 

[UaineRunei]

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Oh yeah, it's totally not you Phil, it's the game.

And what about this, Philbert? This is from Twitch.

Nah, they must be cheating or something.

 

[RougeRed]

DSP might be a rare exception where alcohol improves cognition brain function

It's pretty common with long-time alcoholics. He's a high functioning addict, technically, and their brain is so used to it that it only functions normally when they drink. If he ever gave up drinking, he'd probably have to be hospitalized so the withdrawal doesn't literally kill him.

P.S.: DSP, if you're reading this, please quit cold turkey suddenly and don't talk to a doctor first.

 

[UsedUp]

IMO at this point I don't think games will ever matter to DSP. Just to use September as an example for the Hardcore Gayming Season we can look forward to Tales of Arise -very doubtful he will play but he brought it up-, Deathloop, and DSPs most anticipated Derich Simulator Lost Judgment the sequel to last years Judgment. He's gonna have the same WRONG opinions about each and every single game with the same bitching for Tips. Using the exact same excuses, blaming viewers etc. What the fuck does this man want? Hawt new releases should be a Curse for him cause everyone will wanna play the new games themselves.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Maybe the common sense factor is that the game has all the quirks and all you have to do is just, play it.

Mother fucker:
-Prestream talking
-breaks
-shout outs
-completely dicking around
Most important:
-not shutting the fuck up

His commentary is absolute shit too and offers nothing unless you're the one exceptionally blind person that "watches".

*shoots a thing*
"I shot the thing"

Wow fucking riveting commentary dude. Please talk over the cutscene more, get up in the middle of one to put on a stupid vest, and do your stupid fake laugh with no context.

Yeah dude, it's totally the games fault that no one watches you play it.

 

[Skim P]

It's pretty common with long-time alcoholics. He's a high functioning addict, technically, and their brain is so used to it that it only functions normally when they drink. If he ever gave up drinking, he'd probably have to be hospitalized so the withdrawal doesn't literally kill him.

P.S.: DSP, if you're reading this, please quit cold turkey suddenly and don't talk to a doctor first.

I could be wrong, but I believe it's safe to quit drinking cold turkey(if you have the willpower to do so ofc)

It's alcohol, this isn't heroine or cocaine we're talking about here

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

I could be wrong, but I believe it's safe to quit drinking cold turkey(if you have the willpower to do so ofc)

It's alcohol, this isn't heroine or cocaine we're talking about here

Alcohol is actually one of the few commonly used substances that can end up actually killing you if you quit cold turkey rather than just making you feel like you're dying/wishing you were dead, depending on how severe your abuse problem is not even rehab facilities will let you do it ( where im from, don't know about the US )

 

[Skim P]

Alright then, guess I learned something on Kiwifarms today

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I could be wrong, but I believe it's safe to quit drinking cold turkey(if you have the willpower to do so ofc)

It's alcohol, this isn't heroine or cocaine we're talking about here

Alcohol can fuck you up good combined with how easily available it is to get and how cheap in comparison to heroine and cocaine.

You will wish you were dead if you get into deep if you cut out alcohol like that.

Alright then, guess I learned something on Kiwifarms today

Powerlevel: Yeah lesson there. I had the same mindset until I fell into my limit and it becomes fever dreams of nightmares.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He should make bringing out the trophy a tips goal

You just know he's still furious there was no 4th place (1st American!) trophy.

 

[Alt+F4]

With the whole Car accident lore being brought up again I have some thoughts.
1. It was 100% his fault
2. Phil is a very bad driver (Not sure if he was falling asleep or his natural sway got transferred to the car) We all know how bad he is when driving in gta, like he doesn't have any motor skills.... gin intake intensifies. I would like to speculate that he was in his lane, a car "came up" behind him going like 5mph faster than he was and he got very nervous and had a swanic attack ( Sway Panic Attack). He drove into the barrier and tried to blame everyone that wasn't him. Got minor injuries but it's Phil so he almost died dood.
3. All eye witnesses told a similar story of what happened and they figured out it was Phil. He will never bring this up.
4. Seattle's air has healing properties and his back is just ok now.