US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[JimmyNugget]

Paranoia? Everything I listed is stuff I, personally, was exposed to. That I've heard the excuses and denials for personally.

See, funny thing, I would have gotten it if they had recommended it, for one reason. It was available to me and my wife before the rest of my family and I was willing to take it to prove to my family that it was safe.

Now I can't take it, because it was recommended.

They have better things to do than have me bother them.

It is vitally important.

So is trust in the people mandating it, which the Biden Administration has squandered as they lie about everything.

Two VA doctors. Both of which combined have handled my case longer than you've been alive.

You haven't given me a single bit of reason to trust a US government that routinely omits the truth if it might be embarrassing to it or might cost it money or they might have to admit wrongdoing.

You haven't given me a reason to not trust my two doctors and seek out someone who will take one look at my file and tell me that they'd rather defer to my practitioners.

What you have done, is keep on insulting me, call me paranoid, tell me to trust the experts (BUT NOT THOSE EXPERTS!!!!), and move your goalposts.

Face it, Nugget, you have nothing.

Nothing more than the constant squealing of "TRUST EXPERTS I THINK YOU SHOULD TRUST!"

Well when every single point you have comes back to "Gubmint EVIL", I guess I don't. Stay inside forever. Trust no civil officials, all of them want you to get the mark of the beast. Trust in Trump, trust in Lindell. Keep the REAL TRUTH close at hand. Oh and don't drink from water fountains, the "fluoride" in the water is actually a cancer causing agent made from the sperm of dead Bosniaks and Old Scottish Men. After all, anecdotal evidence is king.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

What the ever loving fuck??? Our citizens are trapped in a hostile country and THIS is what she says.

Kamala Harris tells us to buy Christmas presents now, warns about climate change and China - but fails to address catastrophe in Afghanistan in Singapore speech​

• The vice president arrived in Singapore on Sunday for her second foreign trip
• She held a round table on Monday with business leaders in the Asian nation
• Harris discussed threats from climate change and to global supply chains
• She said that people should consider buying their Christmas presents now
• She did not, however, touch on the major foreign policy issue of Afghanistan
• In a major policy speech later on Monday she warned of threats posed by China
• Harris said Beijing was menacing countries in the region, threatening stability
• On Tuesday Harris will depart for Vietnam, and return to California on Friday

Kamala Harris says to buy Christmas presents in Singapore speech

Kamala Harris in Singapore delivered what was billed as a major foreign policy speech, but failed to mention Afghanistan.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Gehenna]

What the ever loving fuck??? Our citizens are trapped in a hostile country and THIS is what she says.

Kamala Harris tells us to buy Christmas presents now, warns about climate change and China - but fails to address catastrophe in Afghanistan in Singapore speech​

• The vice president arrived in Singapore on Sunday for her second foreign trip
• She held a round table on Monday with business leaders in the Asian nation
• Harris discussed threats from climate change and to global supply chains
• She said that people should consider buying their Christmas presents now
• She did not, however, touch on the major foreign policy issue of Afghanistan
• In a major policy speech later on Monday she warned of threats posed by China
• Harris said Beijing was menacing countries in the region, threatening stability
• On Tuesday Harris will depart for Vietnam, and return to California on Friday

Kamala Harris says to buy Christmas presents in Singapore speech

Kamala Harris in Singapore delivered what was billed as a major foreign policy speech, but failed to mention Afghanistan.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Kamala has been told to avoid making any comments on Afghanistan and to deflect to happier/more progressive topics so her nervous laughter can be recontextualized.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

She said that people should consider buying their Christmas presents now

Remember back when you had to buy your Christmas Presents about, oh Black Friday, because that's how long it took to ship a package reliably to somewhere around the US or overseas?

BUT, the subtext here, is that the "Amazon One Click Get IT NOW!" might be in jeapordy, which will be interesting. Online shopping being delayed would be extremely interesting to watch ripple through Amazon.

I wonder what kind of effect it's going to have on the Zero Inventory store model.

I did't put words in your mouth you dumbass conservative mouthbreather.

Sorry, you did. I've never said the government was evil, you slimy little communist cocksucker.

I'll bet you're the type of faggot who'd fuck a hobo in the ass and not give him a reacharound.

All your excuses come from fear and paranoia of the government.

Again, showing that you didn't read anything.

All of that I listed?

Directly happened to me personally.

It's not paranoia when it directly happened to you. It definitely isn't fear.

And again, keep hiding behind your two medical opinions when the consensus is to get the jab.

Except as contraindicated by your doctor, faggot.

Waaa, waaa, the gubmint lied so now I can never trust them.

So, you admit they lied.

What's to say they aren't lying now?

Wow, you are definitely the absolute definition of a slimy liberal cocksucker who wants the government to punish their enemies, who believes in authoritarianism, who's a fascist at heart, and would gleefully side with the Nazis in 1939 if it gave him the slightest bit of power.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Kamala has been told to avoid making any comments on Afghanistan and to deflect to happier/more progressive topics so her nervous laughter can be recontextualized.

Imagine if the Iran Hostage Crisis happened today. They would still be in Tehran fifty years later.

 

[Gehenna]

Imagine if the Iran Hostage happened today. They would still be in Tehran.

Give it a week, two max.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Give it a week, two max.

That's all we need.

 

[JimmyNugget]

Remember back when you had to buy your Christmas Presents about, oh Black Friday, because that's how long it took to ship a package reliably to somewhere around the US or overseas?

BUT, the subtext here, is that the "Amazon One Click Get IT NOW!" might be in jeapordy, which will be interesting. Online shopping being delayed would be extremely interesting to watch ripple through Amazon.

I wonder what kind of effect it's going to have on the Zero Inventory store model.


Sorry, you did. I've never said the government was evil, you slimy little communist cocksucker.

I'll bet you're the type of faggot who'd fuck a hobo in the ass and not give him a reacharound.

Again, showing that you didn't read anything.

All of that I listed?

Directly happened to me personally.


Except as contraindicated by your doctor, faggot.

So, you admit they lied.

What's to say they aren't lying now?

Wow, you are definitely the absolute definition of a slimy liberal cocksucker who wants the government to punish their enemies, who believes in authoritarianism, who's a fascist at heart, and would gleefully side with the Nazis in 1939 if it gave him the slightest bit of power.

Ha you even changed the name you assmad dumbass. Keep thinking your some proud patriot, I wonder how much tec gear you have when your proud boy buddys ride on out with you in the back. Also, being a shit scared little coward who fears any civil servant because a couple of lies. Because admins and policy never change do they.
My doctor is actually intelligent and said to get the vaccine unlike yours who more and more sound like a fakeass excuse. But keep trying to hide from shadows.

BoJo's chaotic persona is relatively carefully crafted and some people who have followed him have noticed. There's a great story of him turning up to a regional party conference with crumpled paper and scribbling notes before delivering a barnstorm of a speech, followed by him pulling the same routine a few weeks later as a similar regional meeting complete with the substantially same jokes and speech, with only minor alterations to nod to the locals was made.

It even goes so far that those closest to him, his family, Carrie etc call him by his actual first name, something that doesn't normally happen when a PM/Politician uses their middle name as their given. ("The Clunking Fist" James Gordon Brown is a famous example of this).


It's a bit like when Elizabeth Truss went waffling to the Australians about climate change and women's rights.... in a trade neogitation. She was quickly told that that had nothing whatsoever to do with trade and she shut up about it very fucking quickly. Truss was measuring up a bigger job, clearly by including a bunch of bollocks that would give her "cred" with leadership ideas and quickly got the message UK plc and its partners are interested in signing trade deals and trade deals only. Anything outside her remit is for the other ministers.

It seems Whitehall also reminded her of this fact and since then has been making a very good progress signing rapid fire deals and closing updated negotiations for the UK.

In Harris' case, this is to distract to fuck and back. They're trying to pull the same shit they did online and when the press was friendly/utterly compliant to them and that's ignore it till it goes away. So waffle about "red meat" to their base. Climate change. You'll see it pushed and I honestly expect it to get utterly groser as this entire faff continues.

Honestly, with how the admin has acted with nobody at the fucking helm expect Kackling Kamala to snicker away when a Press Corp member asks about the crisis in Afghanistan yet again and talk about the "real crisis" being Climate Change.



All I get from this is you're a fucking moron. Like even if this was a troll it's so much fucking effort. If Johnny has that many fucking files dropping on his theoretical third doctor's desk and said Doctor tells him to get the vaccine then Johnny or his family can sure as shit dine out on the inevitable law suit payouts because the fucker's a quack.

There's sadly a lot of folks who are either worried about getting it (due to underlying conditions) or can't due to said underlying conditions. End of the day it's between them and their doctor.

You keep using this one doctor excuse and lying about underlying conditions, it just makes you sound dumber. There is no underlying condition here, just a fear of a little jab.
Also fucking really, suing a doctor for advising getting a covid shot. God you really do live in clown world.

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

They do. BoJo act like a befuddled Hugh Grant with mad hair to lure his opponents in to thinking "this guy is an idiot, we don't even need to try" and then wham! They're hit with a wall of intellect. It's basically the Columbo approach.

BoJo's chaotic persona is relatively carefully crafted and some people who have followed him have noticed. There's a great story of him turning up to a regional party conference with crumpled paper and scribbling notes before delivering a barnstorm of a speech, followed by him pulling the same routine a few weeks later as a similar regional meeting complete with the substantially same jokes and speech, with only minor alterations to nod to the locals was made.

It even goes so far that those closest to him, his family, Carrie etc call him by his actual first name, something that doesn't normally happen when a PM/Politician uses their middle name as their given. ("The Clunking Fist" James Gordon Brown is a famous example of this).

What the ever loving fuck??? Our citizens are trapped in a hostile country and THIS is what she says.

Kamala Harris tells us to buy Christmas presents now, warns about climate change and China - but fails to address catastrophe in Afghanistan in Singapore speech​

• The vice president arrived in Singapore on Sunday for her second foreign trip
• She held a round table on Monday with business leaders in the Asian nation
• Harris discussed threats from climate change and to global supply chains
• She said that people should consider buying their Christmas presents now
• She did not, however, touch on the major foreign policy issue of Afghanistan
• In a major policy speech later on Monday she warned of threats posed by China
• Harris said Beijing was menacing countries in the region, threatening stability
• On Tuesday Harris will depart for Vietnam, and return to California on Friday

Kamala Harris says to buy Christmas presents in Singapore speech

Kamala Harris in Singapore delivered what was billed as a major foreign policy speech, but failed to mention Afghanistan.

www.dailymail.co.uk

It's a bit like when Elizabeth Truss went waffling to the Australians about climate change and women's rights.... in a trade neogitation. She was quickly told that that had nothing whatsoever to do with trade and she shut up about it very fucking quickly. Truss was measuring up a bigger job, clearly by including a bunch of bollocks that would give her "cred" with leadership ideas and quickly got the message UK plc and its partners are interested in signing trade deals and trade deals only. Anything outside her remit is for the other ministers.

It seems Whitehall also reminded her of this fact and since then has been making a very good progress signing rapid fire deals and closing updated negotiations for the UK.

In Harris' case, this is to distract to fuck and back. They're trying to pull the same shit they did online and when the press was friendly/utterly compliant to them and that's ignore it till it goes away. So waffle about "red meat" to their base. Climate change. You'll see it pushed and I honestly expect it to get utterly groser as this entire faff continues.

Honestly, with how the admin has acted with nobody at the fucking helm expect Kackling Kamala to snicker away when a Press Corp member asks about the crisis in Afghanistan yet again and talk about the "real crisis" being Climate Change.

All I got from this is your hiding behind two doctors opinions in order not to get the vaccine, along with your paranoia. Go talk to doctors who are battling and researching covid, along with the nurses, and I bet good money on them telling you the vaccine is important, instead of a VA doc and a general practitioner.

All I get from this is you're a fucking moron. Like even if this was a troll it's so much fucking effort. If Johnny has that many fucking files dropping on his theoretical third doctor's desk and said Doctor tells him to get the vaccine then Johnny or his family can sure as shit dine out on the inevitable law suit payouts because the fucker's a quack.

There's sadly a lot of folks who are either worried about getting it (due to underlying conditions) or can't due to said underlying conditions. End of the day it's between them and their doctor.

 

[Trianon]

Interesting enough, during Baris's show today, he said something odd about Virginia.

He said he expected Virginia to be like a traditional blue state now, where registations follow the presiential electoral margin of D+10 in 2020, meaning blue state gets bluer. It was D+4 during the election, but since has grown in the opposite in the voter model, from D+1 months ago, and now even today. They might've gotten their shit together in the Virginia GOP after 2 decades of being irrelevant.

Will it hold? Dunno. Might just be due to lockdowns / unpopular governor. But the last thing I would've guessed is the Decomcrats relinquishing anything from a now fortified and demographically-terraformed state.

It's because CRT is peeling Democrat suburban moms away in their strongholds of Fairfax/northern Virginia, where the issue is HOT (and galvanized deep red counties as well) That plus Northam being a jackass, lots of progressive stuff getting rammed through (Virginia has had several Dem governors, but the whole legislature finally went Dem last time, and we've paid for it since), and the coof. The Dem candidate Terry McAuliffe said today he wanted every business in Virginia to mandate vaccines. Do you think this is a winning message? I don't. I just think some of the anti-Dem talking points have a better chance of sticking this time because their base of educated white liberals has skin in the game now.

Shaping up that way. Kyrsten Sinema came out today and said there is no way she will support the 3.5 trillion dollar reconciliation bill. In the House Pelosi is trying to get it through tonight, apparently the House is leaving... again on Tuesday. Nine moderate Democrats are refusing to vote on the reconciliation bill until the bi partisan bill is voted on first because the progressives will likely kill it.

Oh, I was thinking there wouldn't be hope if the parliamentarian decided they could put it all in the budget reconciliation process. Didn't think I'd be saying thank God for Sinema as much as I have over the past few years.

Most people who won't get jabbed decided not to do it because their trust was soured by their hypocritical grandma killing governors and state secretaries of health and that fagmo Fauci

You think the astounding about face on the lab leak theory helped?

Muh mis/disinformation is a deflection cope so they don't have to face up to tens of millions of people not trusting anything they say

The most common reason I hear given on my local news by anti vaxxers on the street is it's a brand new vaccine developed very fast and they won't trust it until more time has passed. They don't seem incapable of being persuaded to me except the people trying to persuade them have shown themselves untrustworthy again and again and being constantly attacked in popular opinion has made them put their backs up and refuse to budge

You still catch more flies with honey than vinegar ffs

Having a single one of these hypocritical leaders face the consequences of their actions would do more for vaccine takeups than all the mandates and commercials and gimmicks in the world. If Newsom, Fauci, Walensky, Pelosi, Chris Cuomo, any of them faced more than a critical Fox News op-ed for skirting their own rules, we'd be in a different world. Make them explain themselves to the public. If our media/their parties did just that, just slapped them on the wrist, we would feel like there is actually a central narrative that these people flouted and they were stupid for being cavalier about the virus. But no. Without punishment, the message is that they know it doesn't matter and that we're the suckers. It doesn't matter if that's true: that's the message, the ONLY message, they have sent for a year and a half.

 

[Vince McMahon]

I'm glad I can make your minuscule brain laugh, magatard, now go whack off to your fat conman.

What the fuck is it with you and your weird projection obsession about Trump, his fatness and people's apparent lust for him? Do you lust for a fat billionaire daddy to fuck you in the ass or something?

Like, you get the talking points from the same NPC bin. "MAGATARD INCEL QTARD BOOMER EVANGELICAL DO YOU LIKE FAT CONMEN AHHAHAHAHA I'M SO ORIGINAL".

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Ha you even changed the name you assmad dumbass.

Why not? You're a little slimy liberal shill screeching at everyone out of fear, demanding the state punish people because you're probably too chickenshit to leave your house during Covid to help the community by taking supplies to elderly people and people at high risk.

Keep thinking your some proud patriot,

My DD-214 says I am.

I wonder how much tec gear

None. Tactical gear is a crutch.

you have when your proud boy buddys ride on out with you in the back.

I have no idea what that means, but you go on, little liberal shill.

Also, being a shit scared little coward

Calling me a coward, from a liberal shit-weasel who's got too much anxiety to read threads, is laughable, not insulting.

You're the type that would flee to Canada to avoid the draft.

who fears any civil servant because a couple of lies.

Fear? No. Distrust? Yes.

Because admins and policy never change do they.

Governments never change.

They continue the lies. They continue committing harm on people until it's no longer advantageous.

I haven't seen any reason to trust this adminstration, since they lie more than Bill Clinton smoking a pussy soaked cigar.

My doctor is actually intelligent and said to get the vaccine

Because you're someone who has never done anything with your life because you get anxiety from reading a message board and probably rarely leaves the house. Your anxiety is probably your only existing medical condition, you've probably never left your home state much less the country, and I doubt you have any risk factors at all aside from being fat and a liberal communist cocksucker.

unlike yours who more and more sound like a fakeass excuse.

Oh, it's fake because you don't agree with it?

Now you sound like a conspiracy theorist. "THEY DON'T AGREE WITH ME, AN UNEDUCATED SIMPLETON WITH NO LIFE EXPERIENCE, SO THEY ARE WRONG!"

Helpful hint: Tinfoil can keep out the Conservative satellite rays so they don't steal your liberal juices before you can shoot them into a hobo's ass.

But keep trying to hide from shadows.

I love how you think that you can shame me with dumb shit like this.

You're the textbook definition of a shitty liberal faggot.

 

[JimmyNugget]

Why not? You're a little slimy liberal shill screeching at everyone out of fear, demanding the state punish people because you're probably too chickenshit to leave your house during Covid to help the community by taking supplies to elderly people and people at high risk.

My DD-214 says I am.

None. Tactical gear is a crutch.

I have no idea what that means, but you go on, little liberal shill.

Calling me a coward, from a liberal shit-weasel who's got too much anxiety to read threads, is laughable, not insulting.

You're the type that would flee to Canada to avoid the draft.

Fear? No. Distrust? Yes.

Governments never change.

They continue the lies. They continue committing harm on people until it's no longer advantageous.

I haven't seen any reason to trust this adminstration, since they lie more than Bill Clinton smoking a pussy soaked cigar.

Because you're someone who has never done anything with your life because you get anxiety from reading a message board and probably rarely leaves the house. Your anxiety is probably your only existing medical condition, you've probably never left your home state much less the country, and I doubt you have any risk factors at all aside from being fat and a liberal communist cocksucker.

Oh, it's fake because you don't agree with it?

Now you sound like a conspiracy theorist. "THEY DON'T AGREE WITH ME, AN UNEDUCATED SIMPLETON WITH NO LIFE EXPERIENCE, SO THEY ARE WRONG!"

Helpful hint: Tinfoil can keep out the Conservative satellite rays so they don't steal your liberal juices before you can shoot them into a hobo's ass.

I love how you think that you can shame me with dumb shit like this.

You're the textbook definition of a shitty liberal faggot.

I'm glad I got some boot like you to think i'm just another enemy. Keep fearing the vaccine, your excuses will catch up with you, retard. Also you totally fear the government, like your revolution would end any other way buy with you in a casket. Your underlying conditions are still fear of a needle.

 

[Gehenna]

Why not? You're a little slimy liberal shill screeching at everyone out of fear, demanding the state punish people because you're probably too chickenshit to leave your house during Covid to help the community by taking supplies to elderly people and people at high risk.

My DD-214 says I am.

None. Tactical gear is a crutch.

I have no idea what that means, but you go on, little liberal shill.

Calling me a coward, from a liberal shit-weasel who's got too much anxiety to read threads, is laughable, not insulting.

You're the type that would flee to Canada to avoid the draft.

Fear? No. Distrust? Yes.

Governments never change.

They continue the lies. They continue committing harm on people until it's no longer advantageous.

I haven't seen any reason to trust this adminstration, since they lie more than Bill Clinton smoking a pussy soaked cigar.

Because you're someone who has never done anything with your life because you get anxiety from reading a message board and probably rarely leaves the house. Your anxiety is probably your only existing medical condition, you've probably never left your home state much less the country, and I doubt you have any risk factors at all aside from being fat and a liberal communist cocksucker.

Oh, it's fake because you don't agree with it?

Now you sound like a conspiracy theorist. "THEY DON'T AGREE WITH ME, AN UNEDUCATED SIMPLETON WITH NO LIFE EXPERIENCE, SO THEY ARE WRONG!"

Helpful hint: Tinfoil can keep out the Conservative satellite rays so they don't steal your liberal juices before you can shoot them into a hobo's ass.

I love how you think that you can shame me with dumb shit like this.

You're the textbook definition of a shitty liberal faggot.

Calm. Nugget ain't worth this level of autism.

 

[Local Fed]

Thought I was in the Wuhan flu thread when the first thing I see here is @JimmyNugget being a spastic over the commie AIDS.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

I'm glad I got some boot like you to think i'm just another enemy.

Enemy, no.

Retard liberal faggot? Yes.

Keep fearing the vaccine,

Don't fear it. Would take it if I could. Can't, so won't risk it.

your excuses will catch up with you, retard.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Also you totally fear the government,

Fear? No. Hold it in contempt? Yes.

like your revolution would end any other way buy with you in a casket.

Revolution? What revolution?

There you go, putting words in my mouth and assigning motives to me to keep me evil.

Typical liberal communist cocksucker/

Your underlying conditions are still fear of a needle.

Glad to know, doctor.

Calm. Nugget ain't worth this level of autism.

Yeah, he's starting to get boring. I was amused for a little while, watching him squirm, move goalposts, put words in people's mouths, and try to throw up smoke clouds, but now he's just boring.

It's the NPC meme come to life. Once you get to the end of his preprogrammed responses, he just starts again without any context.

 

[JimmyNugget]

Enemy, no.

Retard liberal faggot? Yes.

Don't fear it. Would take it if I could. Can't, so won't risk it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Fear? No. Hold it in contempt? Yes.

Revolution? What revolution?

There you go, putting words in my mouth and assigning motives to me to keep me evil.

Typical liberal communist cocksucker/

Glad to know, doctor.


Yeah, he's starting to get boring. I was amused for a little while, watching him squirm, move goalposts, put words in people's mouths, and try to throw up smoke clouds, but now he's just boring.

It's the NPC meme come to life. Once you get to the end of his preprogrammed responses, he just starts again without any context.

Yep, liberal commie as bad words? I see a mad ass boot getting called for what he is. You can take it, you just choose not to out of ignorance.
Also cool retort to your fellow comrade acting like you're not an assmad faggot. And again, you fear the government. Scaredy cat. Also, NPC? You really are a thedonald reject, how surprising.

 

[Gehenna]

How to prove you never served. Misuse the term "boot".

 

[JimmyNugget]

How to prove you never served. Misuse the term "boot".

Boot is a state of mind and applies to vets as well. The future is now old man.

 

[Gehenna]

It's not even bait anymore, it's just outright insults in an attempt to get a reaction. Jesus, it really is the NPC meme.