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[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

The Tranch posted another group picture and as expected Kev looks particularly terrible:
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>Fat
>Reciding hairline
>Fetish shit
>Awkward facial expression

Kev is one of least photogenic people alive.

Well... at least Kevin's head is looking smaller than usual?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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We've all been gawking at Kevin but can we also take a moment to gawk at Jen? He looks like a damn alien. An alien with a lazy eye.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

I am in awe of how small his head looks compared to his body. He's straight out of a Puppetmaster movie.

That slouch….yikes. Why do trannies have such bad posture?

Correcting bad posture takes effort. Trannies are allergic to effort.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

New grift
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Whenever he says "queer history," mentally adjust the phrase to "porn" to get a better idea of what he's after here.

 

[Emperor Percival Tachyon]

"Funny how no one would argue me being gay for a trans guy invalidates MY gender"

Fucking what? Yes we would, and I'll argue it right now. If you take at face value the idea that trans women are true and honest woman no different than any other, and vice versa for trans men, then this is an example of a woman (Kevin) being attracted to a man (the unnamed trans man in this interaction). Guess what women being attracted to men is called? HETEROSEXUALITY. In other words, NOT GAY. Words have meaning Kev kev. You can't just magically declare any romantic or sexual attraction you have "gayyyyyy" just because you think you're special and don't want to be one of those icky opressive straights. At bare minimum this is just bisexuality. But it sure as hell isn't "gay". You can't have it both ways Kevin. Either you are a woman, so being attracted to someone who by your own logic is inquesionably a man, or your identity and sexuality labels are all just nebulous bullshit.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

If Kevin's really hungry, he'll say he's gay for dinner.

 

[Osyth Osyth]

Alright Kiwi chads, is it time to start bringing back the term gay to mean stupid and embarrassing a lá Boondocks? I think it’s time.

I guess I’ll start: Why would anyone wear an inflation kink shirt to a seemingly fancy-ish restaurant? That’s the gayest shit I’ve seen in a while.

I’m a bit rusty with it and while it doesn’t hit as hard as faggot, it sure is fun.

rate me autistic nao

 

[A Grey Cat]

I guess I don't get it...why go to all the trouble of presenting yourself a female, spending countless hours on social media insisting that "I'm really a real girl uwu, you guys! Gosh, I'm so girly, you don't even know!" and even get your dick and balls lopped off and your crotch surgically mangled into a vagina lookalike, and then go on to buy and even wear fake dicks? If you're so upset over being born with male genitalia then why buy and play with phallic sex toys?

Because he's talking The talk without walking the walk. He claims he's so totally gonna wreck his amhole with the dog dick dildo he bought but in reality he couldn't even dilate the am hole properly let alone ride an oversized dildo. For everything Kevin blathers on about on social media, his amhole closing up will be the only thing he won't immediately chimp over.

 

[Charles P. Scene]

Spoiler: NSFL

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Because he's talking The talk without walking the walk. He claims he's so totally gonna wreck his amhole with the dog dick dildo he bought but in reality he couldn't even dilate the am hole properly let alone ride an oversized dildo. For everything Kevin blathers on about on social media, his amhole closing up will be the only thing he won't immediately chimp over.

Might be a chihuahua dick.

Bryan Loeper is a deviant and that picture makes me gag.

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

That or feed it to a goat or something, I dunno. Use his organs to bind a book full of nothing but his tweets called the Necronomicoom.

Oh, somebody already has a book named that (kind of obscure, though).

The OnlyFans shit is happening because the banks have threatened to cut off OF's payment processing if they do not remove all porn from their service. It seems like OF was looking for a way to "transition" (hehe) into a more mainstream type of service, but I doubt they wanted to get rid of all porn. I was laughing my ass off about this whole situation until I found out that little tidbit. That shit pisses me off. Either way it will be very funny to see the troons meltdown over this.

I thought Master Card Services and Visa just released more stringent guidelines for adult content sellers? IIRC, they’ve got no problem with adult content per se, but the seller needs to be able to verify that all participants are consenting and of age (which i believe is a response to new international human trafficking laws). Since it’s kind of difficult to screen each and every video on a site that individual sellers upload to, they figured it was just easier to stop allowing porn altogether.

 

[Constellationzero]

Alright Kiwi chads, is it time to start bringing back the term gay to mean stupid and embarrassing a lá Boondocks? I think it’s time.

Never stopped using it in that context myself. But yes, since the alphabet mafia unilaterally decided for the rest of us that queer is not a slur, I say "Good! Then nonaya mind if I tell you your degenerate conventions and everything else you do is fucking GAY."

GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY!!!!!

 

[Easy Peasy]

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Spoiler: NSFL

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I can see his pubes and balls

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

Good god. If you think the Amhole is a terror as it currently exists, imagine a herpes outbreak adding a knobby texture to its interior.

I was just thinking about what to eat for dinner, but i guess now i don’t need to. My appetite is gone forever.

Seriously, why are inline and regular spoiler options in two different drop-downs? Why so many media upload options? Why are there 3 sets of drop-downs? Why 3 sets why?!

I don’t see any dropdown boxes?

 

[s0mbra]

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Not "men".
Boys

 

[Fetish Roulette]

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Spoiler: NSFL

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He can delete all he wants, but archive.md won't.

 

[Law]

Optimistic: the copium isn't strong enough anymore.

This reminds me of stories I've read about hardcore drug addicts who sobered up. For some of them there wasn't a big, catastrophic revelation - they just got tired of the way they were living. Could something like this possibly happen to Kevin?
He wakes up one day, he's 39, he's tired of smelling alpaca dung and sharing a bed with 3 other men, so he just says fuck it and cuts his hair and moves out?
Of course after the end of OPL's story I think that if you're still a lolcow in your late 30s you're practically doomed.

Or - just hold it a minute - did Kevin slip up and reveal he too believes that anyone who still has their factory-fitted cunt is in fact, a woman? Did the LARP glitch for a moment?

Around 10 years ago, the alphabet mafia decided that saying "I date women and transmen" was haram because it implied that transwomen weren't real women and that lesbians didn't want to touch them. It would be hilarious if their daft illogic looped back around.

Bryan Loeper is a deviant and that picture makes me gag.

I love the absolutely destroyed room in the background. It's not a proper troon selfie unless there's a mountain of clutter visible.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

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I'm not going to bother hunting down what specific items he is wearing there, but even faux leather fetish gear/corset/lingerie runs at a decent price, if you get good shit obviously it can skyrocket.

He should tell everyone again how he used the GoFundMe money for bills and child support though really.

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

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He looks like the scary librarian at the elementary school i went to for fourth grade. Except uglier. And a man.

Now we need to find someone that smells like ham.
We've got sourdough, feta cheese (hardly hooligans, F)
We're well on our way to a nice lolcow sandwich

but who will eat it?

Kevin's the kind of guy that if he ever got in the pool everyone else immediately gets out. God only fucking knows what chlorine does to that festering pocket of sourdough and lint he has.

There is not enough chlorine in the world to protect you.

 

[The Dude]

Alright Kiwi chads, is it time to start bringing back the term gay to mean stupid and embarrassing a lá Boondocks? I think it’s time.

I guess I’ll start: Why would anyone wear an inflation kink shirt to a seemingly fancy-ish restaurant? That’s the gayest shit I’ve seen in a while.

I’m a bit rusty with it and while it doesn’t hit as hard as faggot, it sure is fun.

rate me autistic nao

Gayer than cum on a mustache.

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We need to bring back burning societal rejects and deviants at the stake Salem style.

This reminds me of stories I've read about hardcore drug addicts who sobered up. For some of them there wasn't a big, catastrophic revelation - they just got tired of the way they were living. Could something like this possibly happen to Kevin?
He wakes up one day, he's 39, he's tired of smelling alpaca dung and sharing a bed with 3 other men, so he just says fuck it and cuts his hair and moves out?
Of course after the end of OPL's story I think that if you're still a lolcow in your late 30s you're practically doomed.

Around 10 years ago, the alphabet mafia decided that saying "I date women and transmen" was haram because it implied that transwomen weren't real women and that lesbians didn't want to touch them. It would be hilarious if their daft illogic looped back around.

I love the absolutely destroyed room in the background. It's not a proper troon selfie unless there's a mountain of clutter visible.

I highly doubt Kev-boi or any of the other Troonicorns will ever get to the point where they try to live a normal, decent life. They've done too much damage to their bodies with hormones and invasive elective surgeries, and they've built up a self-feeding cult system for themselves where compliance and conformity is paramount. If they ever do have a Come to Jesus Moment and they become cognizant of how fucked up their lives are, they'll just 41%. What you're describing takes too much introspection and hard work for it to be a viable option for them. Troons always take the easy way out, even if it makes life harder later on down the road.