DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[ZehnBoat]

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Did he just have (another) stroke?

phil got confused because he had ot end the prestream?
he wanted to sit and talk while not doing his job more?

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I mentioned it in the separate Jasper thread, but I'll bring my tinfoil hat over to the main one as well.

I think Phil lied about the timeline of Jasper being sick because he's used to big Saturday begathons. But, his actual begathons aren't hitting the tips goal, and his grand scheme of starting a hat streak fizzled out, so he decided to pull out the sick cat card. He mentioned that Jasper had previous UTI's, and others confirmed that what he was describing matched up.

But none of the details Phil was saying added up. The only day the vet could see him just so happened to be Phil's day off. Phil was late to stream because he had to clean up cat pee, but I guess Jasper stopped once Phil started streaming? The same Phil who looks for any excuse not to stream, and this would be the one rare instance of something valid actually happening and he doesn't take it. It also doesn't make sense how Khet is seemingly unable to do anything to help Jasper.

Plus, it's Phil. He's not exactly known for telling the truth. Dude claimed his parents were dying to scam money for his vacation, where during said vacation, he made his parents pay for his wedding. Not to mention all the times he's insisted he'll lose his house if people don't give him money. To me, this just seemed like Phil desperately wanting another big weekend paycheck, but having a rare moment of self reflection where he realized that his "genius" plans of playing a game for slightly longer or wearing a hat aren't going to cut it.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

A bunch of Twitch streamers are boycotting the platform on September 1st, to call attention to Twitch's inability to stop people raiding streams with the intent to antagonize and post slurs in chat.

I was about to say DSP should talk about this and join in but then I remembered he was kicked out of the partner program for using hateful slurs himself.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

>my stream is not for children (cope)
<children don't find me entertaining (he knows nobody gives a shit except from detractors and special olympic participants)
>in fact children are banned in my stream (cope)
apparently he plays dress-up for adults.
I shitposted the wrong pic from my pc for this post, but getting fucked by a hairy man drinking a can of canned beans is somewhat fitting to this post

 

[Forbidden Math]

Here's a supercut of this morning's Jasper drama for anyone who missed it. Thanks to @UaineRunei for the banned chat message.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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lmao what a fucking scammer

Bullshit confirmed.

That Seattle Air from Phil's 3 AC units is allowing miracles to take place in the Burnell household. Fuck Vets and hospitals take your sick to Phil's house

He also must have placed him in the miracle chair.

Also, lol @ him mixing up his billz. It's after the 20th Phail. This is the time for the heat, electric, insurance, etc

 

[DarkScrubPhil]

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lmao what a fucking scammer

I knew it. It was all a ploy to distract us from the Nazi hat.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

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dave - 22 agosto 2021 - 03-47-35 .mp4

holy fuck, what a piece of shit. get cancer and die, phil

 

[thatman89]

well dsp is bad at videogames like always

 

[DeeTracktor]

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dave - 22 agosto 2021 - 03-47-35 .mp4

That fat pigroach is absolutley rattled. You can hear it clearly in his voice, he's upset that he has run out of a scam for this week, or he really is neglecting his cat

<PunchesAir! RIGHT NOW>

 

[Rusty_Shackleford3]

I knew it. It was all a ploy to distract us from the Nazi hat.

If so, all it's done is make people hate him more, trust him less, and has done nothing to make us forget about the obviously Nazi hat.

1/10 better luck next time

 

[FormerPro]

Hearing a man who does nothing but play games all day every day and still struggles to do stuff like enter his name or save his progress properly so confidently diagnose a cat with a UTI and how to treat it is fucking frightening.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Hearing a man who does nothing but play games all day every day and still struggles to do stuff like enter his name or save his progress properly so confidently diagnose a cat with a UTI and how to treat it is fucking frightening.

He knows how to save them. It's just that when a celebrity dies, a saved state gets it's wings.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Best part is that he would set his parents on fire if it meant getting 150 bucks.
Does anyone actually think he gives a shit about the cat?

300 bucks (both streams)

stroke.mp4

Did he just have (another) stroke?

 

[PieceofShet]

Looks like there is suddenly nothing wrong with him. Must be the seattle air.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Here is Phil, knocking a dying cat off a chair with his fat arse, and then claiming it was static shock

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Id never thought Id type anything like that ever in my life, but it is what it is

 

[PieceofShet]

He just said youtube never payed him on the 21th... wtf?

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

"I'm in a bad way the Youtube payment is still pending. I NEED THAT MONEY!"

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

He just said youtube never payed him on the 21th... wtf?

He's already planning the next begathon.
Can't wait for people to be banned for asking horrendously toxic questions such as "Is it okay for you to be late on it this time?"

 

[UncleFuckAss]

Looks like there is suddenly nothing wrong with him. Must be the seattle air.

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I won't believe it until we see a shot of Jasper's weiner as proof