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The Tragic Tale of Patches the Kitten (Feat. ChrisChan)

From what I gather from this log, Patches didn't deserve this owner...he's in a better place now. I only hope that the Dimensional Merge didn't return him to...
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looks like it was just a chris chan style scam op to guilt trip fans into giving money for cat treatment. stay classy phil
 
"Jaspers UTI was cured by that fresh Seattle air, dood! He doesn't need to go to the vet. However, in case he does, tips are needed." - Dave.
 
whirlydude powiedział(a):
One thought is that he just wanted to get people to stop making nazi jokes and this was a distraction. But like he's lying about this either way.
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If so, he's going to be disappointed, because this is way worse than being the subject of Nazi memes.

I doubt it, though, because that's too clever and Phil was definitely thinking that Jasper is sick. That rant about the email from the vet confirms it.
 
Woo boy I'm missed out; nazi hats, failed charity streams and cat UTI....oh my! Anyway I don't have too much to say that hasn't already been said but...
Pargon powiedział(a):
Operant conditioning does not work on cats. Even if you’re not a psych major or you don’t know what that is you could still figure it out by watching your cat’s behavior or just by looking shit up, two things you ought to do anyway before and during caring for any pet. Phil is caring for Jasper based on what he saw on some cartoon or other television show.
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We all know our favorite village idiot/blockhead will always take the path of least resistance or be so fucking lazy it defies all logic. Teach and condition the cat not to scratch the furniture with scratching posts and other items nope declaw it instead; maybe get a cook book, buy some ingredients and cook with and spend time with the wife nope spend a crap ton of money to order out and get it delivered. Make the necessary steps to increase the quality of streams nope buy some useless trash, dress up like an idiot and demand/guilt trip money out the idiots so we can live beyond our means and hasten our down fall.

I swear Phil continues to be his own worst detractor it astounds me...
 
MoonRocker powiedział(a):
This retarded manchild and his Asperger-looking fat wife should not be allowed to take care of an animal, period.

What Phil is doing to that poor car is fucking animal abuse, plain and simple. Locking the poor thing in his bedroom at night because he doesn’t want him running around his shitty middle unit condo so he can’t mosey around his JC Penny furniture; declawing the poor cat to, again, prevent him from lightly damaging his shitty furniture he bought on credit (that he then defrauded the govt to get unloaded onto US taxpayers); not giving the poor animal a decently balanced diet of wet and dry food; and for fuck’s sake Phil, just take the fucking day off streaming and take your cat to the vet or have your autistic fat wife put the kitty in his box and drive him to an emergency clinic.

I remember when we couldn’t find my cat around my apartment for the whole day, I was frantically running around the rooftop area where we live and on my way to FedEx to print flyers specifying a $3,000 reward for any possible sighting of my cat. I dropped everything that day to look for the little fucker (he was just hiding in a weird place in our closet because my girlfriend’s friend was staying in our guest bedroom and was scared I suspect).

These two hermits are despicable people. They live a life of moderate luxury conning and grifting gullible simpletons and what do they with the money? Waste it on dumb fucking shit and neglect their poor cat.

By the way, I haven’t seen many posts about it but Phil did finally confirm that he declawed (read: tortured and mutilated) his poor cat. He let this little nugget of truth slip out: “[…] So, before jasper got declawed, he was destroying our furniture.” We all knew this selfish excuse of a human being absolutely declawed his cat as he confirmed it back in 2017-2018 before he ever got Jasper by saying that he would never have a cat in his house unless he was declawed so he couldn’t damage his cheap ass furniture.

Think about this for a second: this selfish piece of shit willingly cut the fingers off an animal so it wouldn’t mildly scratch cheap ass, mall-purchased furniture.

If Phil’s emotional attachment to a bunch of shit he bought on credit doesn’t exemplify how selfish and materialistic this sorry excuse for a human being is, I don’t know what does.
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yeah or maybe when they went to adopt a cat at a shelter they specifically looked for one that was declawed????
 
Zappin’ And Spazzin’ powiedział(a):
I almost got it right, but instead of "a few days from now" it was "the very next day."
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Goes to show how much he reads the Farms, and how much power we have over him. He pulled his most despicable act yet, and we made him ditch it overnight. I guess I can take some solace in that, although it won't amount to much if Jasper really does die from his abuse.

That said, he does still have his next begathon coming up, and he may still find the cajones to exploit this by telling everybody he suddenly took a turn for the worse. One way or another, this is how Philroach plans on operating from now on: think of something next level to guilt-trip with, then back off when the heat is too much.

He's determined to make himself more hated.
 
I swear, since he learned the word "silly", he just keep saying that non-fucking-stop. The tips goal is silly, the hat is silly, the vest is silly, the fundraiser is silly, Jasper is silly, MUH Wife is silly...

Jesus Christ...
 
UaineRunei powiedział(a):
I swear, since he learned the word "silly", he just keep saying that non-fucking-stop. The tips goal is silly, the hat is silly, the vest is silly, the fundraiser is silly, Jasper is silly, MUH Wife is silly...

Jesus Christ...
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You know, I wonder if that's what his racist humor is all about. He picked it up somewhere, and, like the autistic little boy he still is, just can't stop parroting it.
UaineRunei powiedział(a):
Welp, he's asking his fans to pay his bills again, guilty tripping them with the mortgage payment "that he has no money for".

Now we know why Jasper was sick.
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He switched tracks. We know the last attempt at getting "mortgage money" was already bullshit, so he's just pulling that again instead of continuing with the Jasper exploitation because we ripped him a new one.
 
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