Helpful guide to Kiwi Farms for all our new members

[Unabashed Hermaphrodite]

I'm only sad this didn't encourage newbies to dox themselves.

I mean we got @Angry Canadian so far and I may end up finding a way to self dox so keep that chin up.

 

[C.U.N.T.]

I've been able to stave off the retractable cumcopter-posting so far but by Allah a man has his limits. I don't know how much longer until it starts it's tapping, whipping and cumming again.
Hare fucking Krishna, faggots.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Oh okay it's just a coincidence you joined the exact same day Null let people delete their old profiles. My mistake.

The petrol is starting to eat at your brain homie.

 

[Unyielding Stupidity]

If you post-Merge newfags ever find yourself breaking one of these important and easy to remember commandments, just remember - if you ever find yourself threatened by @Dyn for breaking them, try to placate him with a traditional gift of beads, kangaroo bladders, or petrol. If that fails and you need to defend yourself, just don't go for the head, he's evolved an incredibly thick skull through millennia of natural selection. Go for the shins instead.

 

[dylanp818]

My shoe needs polishing. Go get the fucking shinebox before I eat your fucking soul you utterly disgusting, light-greened worm. And bring me the fucking newspaper while you are at it.

do you even know who i am bitch? you wouldn't say that ot my face i know karate bitch

 

[Unabashed Hermaphrodite]

do you even know who i am bitch? you wouldn't say that ot my face i know karate bitch

Okay let's go do karate out in the garage bitch.

 

[Divine right to rule]

You are not the boss of me.
Daddy

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Are you ok hun? Message me if you need help.

 

[Pee Cola]

do you even know who i am bitch? you wouldn't say that ot my face i know karate bitch

Care to put your money where your mouth is, faggot?
2200 EST, 08/15/2021, 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719
Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.

 

[Velanna]

I think I saw a porno like this once

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

This isn't where I parked my car.

 

[Fireman Sam]

LISTEN UP SCUM, I'VE GOT A JOB NEEDS DOING, AND YOU POST MERGE FAGS ARE THE PERFECT CANNON FODDER FOR THE JOB!
YOUR MISSION, MAGGOT, IS TO TAG NULL IN ANY CHATBOX YOU CAN AND OFFER YOUR VIRGIN BODIES FOR HIS DELIGHT, DO THIS AND WE MIGHT CONSIDER NOT STRETCHING YOUR ANUSES WITH A HOT IRON POKER!

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

LISTEN UP SCUM, I'VE GOT A JOB NEEDS DOING, AND YOU POST MERGE FAGS ARE THE PERFECT CANNON FODDER FOR THE JOB!
YOUR MISSION, MAGGOT, IS TO TAG NULL IN ANY CHATBOX YOU CAN AND OFFER YOUR VIRGIN BODIES FOR HIS DELIGHT, DO THIS AND WE MIGHT CONSIDER NOT STRETCHING YOUR ANUSES WITH A HOT IRON POKER!

I'm not tagging null he already hates my username, you may however lick my taint

 

[Caesar]

Joshua moon aka null is my elementary school homosexual principal who made me sit on his lap and gave me autism

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

Ew, @Dyn why are you being so nice to the mergies instead of simply doxing their families? Pretty cringe man.

 

[Unabashed Hermaphrodite]

Ew, @Dyn why are you being so nice to the mergies instead of simply doxing their families? Pretty cringe man.

Cause she's hoping one of us will suck their dick.

 

[Dyn]

Ew, @Dyn why are you being so nice to the mergies instead of simply doxing their families? Pretty cringe man.

I've gone soft in my old age I haven't doxed anyone's entire family for years.

 

[potsfix]

ur igniting OPs mommy kink

 

[Dyn]

Cause she's hoping one of us will suck their dick.

If I wanted that I'd just click my fingers and point down.

 

[Unabashed Hermaphrodite]

If I wanted that I'd just click my fingers and point down.

Stop revealing my bedroom habits.