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I'll just drop this here and be on my way. @Froggah asked me to help him dox Suprcrazy, offered me some information he found and hoped I would be exceptional enough to bite. I'm not going to share his DM because obviously, but this was my reply. Just because I think a detractor is a sperg doesn't mean I'll dox him.
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So well done mate, some sperg calling you exceptional made you so upset you go and seek help from other people that also think you're exceptional.

EDIT: I'm not going into the whole "Froggah is OIC" because OIC is such a bloody nobody I feel it's not worth my time.
 
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I'll just drop this here and be on my way. @Froggah asked me to help him dox Suprcrazy and this was my reply. Just because I think a detractor is a sperg doesn't mean I'll dox him.
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So well done mate, someone sperg calling you exceptional made you so upset you seek help from other people that also think you're exceptional.
The standard bearer will never fall to the depths of OIC.
 
I was listening to a TIHYDP of Virtua FIghter 5, and his "He's just spamming that move over and over again! He did nothing impressive" really grinds my gears, so I went full autistic.

Now, I am in no way a fan of fighting games, but I noticed he spammed the low elbow jab, followed by the kick and then the drop or high kick over and over again. So I watched some matches and got some statistics. I counted the amount of times he used that one combo (I only added up the low elbow jab + kick with optional drop, so not counting the first jab if it gets interrupted or if he notices it won't work and then stops) per round, and the percentage of damage it accounts for (of all damage dealt). Here are the numbers for the first fights of his playthrough video part 6 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4chHKQx-Yk):

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Now, you might think: "it was only his second hour playing online, give him a break!", and I thought that too. So I did the same for the first fight of his part 9 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBjjYmTXV80) and lo and behold:

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Absolutely nothing changed. That single combo accounts for (much) more than half of the damage he deals. A single combo of low elbow jab, kick followed by a drop. Over and over again. Impressive. Professional fighting game player everyone. Thank god he doesn't spam!

EDIT:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=eBjjYmTXV80:38
"I just keep hitting him with the same combo and it always works"

at least he admits it.
Phil's "random super" complaints are still some of my favorites, just because of how much nonsense it is. As if you're supposed to adhere to some strict set of rules before you use a super.
 
Nah, screw Secret Labs and the "gAmEr" marketing crap. He'd much better served by just getting a high quality office chair with proper , adjustable ergonomics like Steelcase, Humankind, Herman Miller etc. You can get a refurbished second hand one for the same price Phil has paid for his Uyghur-made chair.
Yeah, the funny part is people in his chat have been telling him this info for months ever since he first said he wanted a new chair. Every time, he would say he's never heard of those brands. Even after being told about the brands multiple times in the past. So of course he completely ignored this advice and bought some manufactured chinkshit that will break within a year.
 
Phil read too much KF and/or OICFroggah forwarded him too much info. It hurts his feelings. From happy chair owner to ultra sperg.

Maybe he didn't like the photoshops...
 
Phil is always the last person to repeat the "hot take" on shit. Him roasting SFV when from all I have heard it has improved significantly and is now pretty good. Many different fighting game pros have said that too. Still, Phil thinks his opinion on it is just the truth. If it's "baby mode" why did he get his ass handed to him?
 
"See that's good Cool Channel says 'I don't understand.' GOOD! If you don't understand that's actually means you've been doing the right thing. You're not putting on a tin foil hat and going to weirdo conspiracy sites and wasting your time. Nuhuhuh. You've done the right thing! The truth is, the reason that this happens, that that conspiracies get drawn up is because there's nothing dramatic going on on my streams. If you haven't noticed, take a look at my streams the last you know few weeks have been good. Chill streams, fun content, GamePass stuff has been successful. Everyone's having a good time. 'Oh man, well we gotta- we gotta try to fucking you know ruin that one. We gotta put a stick in the mud here. How can we ruin that? Well let's make shit up. Okay!' NO. I don't play that game. So fuck that shit. Nuhuhuh."

Holy fucking Cult Leader. Stay ignorant, paypigs. Don't think for yourself. Everything is going great! Streams are fun and chill and successful. There is absolutely NO drama going on.
 
I was listening to a TIHYDP of Virtua FIghter 5, and his "He's just spamming that move over and over again! He did nothing impressive" really grinds my gears, so I went full autistic.

Now, I am in no way a fan of fighting games, but I noticed he spammed the low elbow jab, followed by the kick and then the drop or high kick over and over again. So I watched some matches and got some statistics. I counted the amount of times he used that one combo (I only added up the low elbow jab + kick with optional drop, so not counting the first jab if it gets interrupted or if he notices it won't work and then stops) per round, and the percentage of damage it accounts for (of all damage dealt). Here are the numbers for the first fights of his playthrough video part 6 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4chHKQx-Yk):

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Now, you might think: "it was only his second hour playing online, give him a break!", and I thought that too. So I did the same for the first fight of his part 9 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBjjYmTXV80) and lo and behold:

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Absolutely nothing changed. That single combo accounts for (much) more than half of the damage he deals. A single combo of low elbow jab, kick followed by a drop. Over and over again. Impressive. Professional fighting game player everyone. Thank god he doesn't spam!

EDIT:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=eBjjYmTXV80:38
"I just keep hitting him with the same combo and it always works"

at least he admits it.
I hope you are aware that in fighting game community if you only jab all the time and opponent doesn't block/counter you may jab all you want? Just watch any game of fighting game champion and look at the combos he is performing. In 2D games like SF2/3/4 or Mortal Kombat there is something called sequence that is unblockable or takes high price to counter it so usually you will see a combo that takes around 1/3 of opponent's health before he counterattacks.

In 3D games like Virtua Fighter or Tekken there is extra dimension that allows to dodge attack and also adds totally different mechanics for open and close stance of warriors. For example, Hwoarang in Tekken has totally different moves for open and closed stance which makes him the most demanding character to play.

I don't mind DSP spamming one combo all the time. If it works that means it is the most optimal move sequence with least frames to take for the most efficient attack.
 
Phil's "random super" complaints are still some of my favorites, just because of how much nonsense it is. As if you're supposed to adhere to some strict set of rules before you use a super.
Well technically there are, I mean throwing out empty supers can often be a death sentence, under the right circumstances. What Phil is really complaining about is getting out-played, and he's attempting to cover that up in front of the retards by calling it random, and asserting that it only connected because he's playing online.
DSP talking about uninspired games while being an uninspired streamer is just *chefs kiss*
He really shouldn't draw attention to the fact that he keeps dodging games, because he's absolutely at a point where he can't afford to be a pissy bitch over only being able to draw a crowd with hot new releases. He needs to let it go, and embrace those day one view for the rest of his days.
If it's "baby mode" why did he get his ass handed to him?
Phil is one of those dipshits who thinks that in games like SFV, scrubs can get illegitimate wins against legit players because the game helps them do it. Mind you, SFV is full of help systems, but guess what? Pros can use them too, and they do. Quite effectively. Not just to body scrubs, but each other. A lot.

LowTierGod is defined by this attitude, which is why folks call him Black DSP.
 
"See that's good Cool Channel says 'I don't understand.' GOOD! If you don't understand that's actually means you've been doing the right thing. You're not putting on a tin foil hat and going to weirdo conspiracy sites and wasting your time. Nuhuhuh. You've done the right thing! The truth is, the reason that this happens, that that conspiracies get drawn up is because there's nothing dramatic going on on my streams. If you haven't noticed, take a look at my streams the last you know few weeks have been good. Chill streams, fun content, GamePass stuff has been successful. Everyone's having a good time. 'Oh man, well we gotta- we gotta try to fucking you know ruin that one. We gotta put a stick in the mud here. How can we ruin that? Well let's make shit up. Okay!' NO. I don't play that game. So fuck that shit. Nuhuhuh."

Holy fucking Cult Leader. Stay ignorant, paypigs. Don't think for yourself. Everything is going great! Streams are fun and chill and successful. There is absolutely NO drama going on.
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That's quite the conspiracy there Phail.
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Going through older streams I noticed he has his loveseat in his slideshow.

He took out the masturbation couch and replaced it with the masturbation loveseat September 9th, 2020. Loveseat lasted less then a year. So I went to the stream itself and looked to see how he hyped it up (I'm using the transcript because his voice makes me feel like I'm listening to a sexual predator).

This was also during the ear infection that he never got looked at or gave a shit about.

This is also right at the end of the vest streak so he's still not shutting the fuck up about that.

- "I hope you're ready for some new stuff in every sense of the word ladies and gentlemen, I am Darksydephil and I welcome you to a new era in my streams."

- "Income is a factor here because I had made all these plans to definitely get the Playstation 5, maybe get one of thew new Xbox consoles. I wanted to do all these improvements to my setup including the possibility of upgrading my webcam, uh, getting a green screen, and doing all these positive things..."

- "First of all I have begun a regiment of cleaning in my office, all right, once a week, when I come back from my break which is usually going to be a Tuesday..."

- "I have bought antibacterial wipes and I'm going to sterilize everything including all the surfaces I touch..."

- "That love seat was too big for this office, it took up way too much space in the office and it literally stopped me from doing things to improve my content." (That's right, he blamed the loveseat for his inability to improve anything).

- "I was quoted a certain amount of money for that loveseat...so I approved that amount of money and then when the loveseat was delivered two weeks later they billed me more money, and I said, 'Why are you billing me more money? Oh, well, this is the cost of the loveseat', I was like, 'but that's not what I agreed to, I agreed to this amount for everything', and apparently the salesman had lied to me." (He never fails to get scammed even when the transaction is as simple as money for a couch)

- "The camera is closer and lower to the ground, this means that the quality of the webcam is actually going to be better instead of being further away."

- "We've talked already about improvements to the streams later this year and saying that I would love to get a green screen, well, guess what, there's tons of room back here, look at all the room, I could do anything I want."

- "Having this as a 200$ tips goal just seemed ridiculous to me but it was just something we started doing because people wanted a goal above the vest, you know, after hitting the tips goal at 100$, ... and I don't think we should do that, What I think is that we should have incentive that, even if we're not going to hit the full tips goal for a day, that there's still some kind of reward in place."

- "What I would like to do is have better rewards for higher tiered tips being hit, one of the major complains that people had is like, 'well if we hit the tips goal that's great but if we go above it never really got much out of it." (Alottapeepul wanted a reason to donate even more money to the gambling fund).

- "This is rolling improvements we can talk about, to improve the streams, so that things actually are improving around here again, I'm telling you, it was stagnation because the loveseat was stopping me from doing improvements and I want things to change for the better..." (Nine months later, new chair! Nothing else changed.)

See how much of this gets repeated today.
 
Going through older streams I noticed he has his loveseat in his slideshow.

He took out the masturbation couch and replaced it with the masturbation loveseat September 9th, 2020. Loveseat lasted less then a year. So I went to the stream itself and looked to see how he hyped it up (I'm using the transcript because his voice makes me feel like I'm listening to a sexual predator).

This was also during the ear infection that he never got looked at or gave a shit about.

This is also right at the end of the vest streak so he's still not shutting the fuck up about that.

- "I hope you're ready for some new stuff in every sense of the word ladies and gentlemen, I am Darksydephil and I welcome you to a new era in my streams."

- "Income is a factor here because I had made all these plans to definitely get the Playstation 5, maybe get one of thew new Xbox consoles. I wanted to do all these improvements to my setup including the possibility of upgrading my webcam, uh, getting a green screen, and doing all these positive things..."

- "First of all I have begun a regiment of cleaning in my office, all right, once a week, when I come back from my break which is usually going to be a Tuesday..."

- "I have bought antibacterial wipes and I'm going to sterilize everything including all the surfaces I touch..."

- "That love seat was too big for this office, it took up way too much space in the office and it literally stopped me from doing things to improve my content." (That's right, he blamed the loveseat for his inability to improve anything).

- "I was quoted a certain amount of money for that loveseat...so I approved that amount of money and then when the loveseat was delivered two weeks later they billed me more money, and I said, 'Why are you billing me more money? Oh, well, this is the cost of the loveseat', I was like, 'but that's not what I agreed to, I agreed to this amount for everything', and apparently the salesman had lied to me." (He never fails to get scammed even when the transaction is as simple as money for a couch)

- "The camera is closer and lower to the ground, this means that the quality of the webcam is actually going to be better instead of being further away."

- "We've talked already about improvements to the streams later this year and saying that I would love to get a green screen, well, guess what, there's tons of room back here, look at all the room, I could do anything I want."

- "Having this as a 200$ tips goal just seemed ridiculous to me but it was just something we started doing because people wanted a goal above the vest, you know, after hitting the tips goal at 100$, ... and I don't think we should do that, What I think is that we should have incentive that, even if we're not going to hit the full tips goal for a day, that there's still some kind of reward in place."

- "What I would like to do is have better rewards for higher tiered tips being hit, one of the major complains that people had is like, 'well if we hit the tips goal that's great but if we go above it never really got much out of it." (Alottapeepul wanted a reason to donate even more money to the gambling fund).

- "This is rolling improvements we can talk about, to improve the streams, so that things actually are improving around here again, I'm telling you, it was stagnation because the loveseat was stopping me from doing improvements and I want things to change for the better..." (Nine months later, new chair! Nothing else changed.)

See how much of this gets repeated today.
last time there was talk about being stopped by a couch it was about @FuckYou
 
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