Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[UngaWunga]

You know the SVU writers are all on the phone with each other right now trying to decide if they're gonna go for it or not.

 

[Tam Tam The Beluga 1986]

I'm so tired and I'm doomed to bear witness to this shit until Chris dies, and it'll be a miracle if it doesn't eventually find a way to get worse.

Chris is not even 40 yet but looks 60. he is aging like ice cream in death valley Cali summer. with such poor health and diet, he might die in less than ten years.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

It depends on the offense. Barring someone from the internet is usually a condition of CP sentencing or Chris Hansen shit.

Well, Chris kinda tried to lure Kacey into his place by pretending to be Liquid...

 

[Testicular Manslaugther]

Wait, he would be obligated to put the special device that will track all his internet activity or in the worst case, just like Bob failed to do, cut that thing down? There is no way he would let it be that way.

I don't think they sentence people to stay offline entirely anymore. They used to, back in the chan days, but isn't internet access essentially mandatory by now? Motherfucker couldn't even have a feature phone without using his data plan. Those things have email.

Not sure, though. I don't live in a third world country, and I've dealt with the IRS once for work. It was a nightmare. Maybe you guys still run on paper.

 

[UngaWunga]

Chris is not even 40 yet but looks 60. he is aging like ice cream in death valley Cali summer. with such poor health and diet, he might die in less than ten years.

People were saying this ten years ago.
People will be saying this in ten years.

 

[AnOminous]

Good to see were A-logging Barb now. That geriatric bitch was asking for it.

This but unironically. Chris's actions were literally the direct result of the creepy parasexual relationship she forced on him to keep him in the hoard. She is literally reaping what she sowed when she coerced a sex-starved lunatic into staying with her until she died. What did she expect?

 

[ForgedBlades]

You know the SVU writers are all on the phone with each other right now trying to decide if they're gonna go for it or not.

Show has devolved into SJW "all white people and all cops are bad" bullshit. If they do an episode its focus will be on how he's an abused and misunderstood brave trans woman.

 

[c-beams]

This but unironically. Chris's actions were literally the direct result of the creepy parasexual relationship she forced on him to keep him in the hoard. She is literally reaping what she sowed when she coerced a sex-starved lunatic into staying with her until she died. What did she expect?

Barb is quite possibly the person who did the most damage to Chris. Even more than the trolls. Borb is the OG troll. Quashed any opportunity to get Chris help, failed (or ignored) to recognize the psychological issues her son was developing, threatened suicide any time Chris attempted to be independent, and on and on.

 

[Aerilon6]

It just hit me that, if this goes to trial, that in addition to jail time; Chris could be made to register as a sex offender. That'll follow him for the rest of his life and make a lot of common every day things impossible to do anymore. (He couldn't legally step within 200 ft of many areas deemed child heavy.)

I thought that only applies if they offended against a child

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

but isn't internet access essentially mandatory by now?

Yes, but only if you are a functioning adult, who has a job and pays taxes. Chris uses internet only to make fool of himself.

 

[AnOminous]

Not sure, though. I don't live in a third world country, and I've dealt with the IRS once for work.

The IRS are among the most singularly evil motherfuckers in the entire world. Even Mexican cartels are afraid of them.

 

[Pyre]

The IRS are among the most singularly evil motherfuckers in the entire world. Even Mexican cartels are afraid of them.

 

[WolfeTone]

If you think people are being too harsh in Barb, please understand, there's a 0.0% chance she'll ever see it. What it could be seen by is some Reddit mom who might be going down the same path, that she could see the horror that awaits her if she keeps sheltering her child so much.

 

[Elaine Benes]

Who woke up this morning and for a brief moment you forgot Chris fucked Barb and then the haze of sleep leaves you and cold reality slapped you in the noggin?

Good morning.

I work overnights so in half an hour or so I'll be going to bed with this on my head.

 

[AnOminous]

Barb is quite possibly the person who did the most damage to Chris. Even more than the trolls. Borb is the OG troll.

As much as I like Bob more, they both did a real number on that poor son of a bitch.

 

[UngaWunga]

I really hope you guys aren't ever put into a situation that would rely on your understanding of the law and legal proceedings.

 

[AnOminous]

Who woke up this morning and for a brief moment you forgot Chris fucked Barb and then the haze of sleep leaves you and cold reality slapped you in the noggin?

Good morning.

Drank myself to sleep, woke up, thought "wow I had this horrible nightmare that. . ." oh wait that actually happened.

 

[Blue_Snow]

I thought that only applies if they offended against a child

if he is convicted, he will have to do the same shit that even a pedo would have to (i.e. check in to the local police, tell his neighbors, etc)

 

[AnOminous]

I really hope you guys aren't ever put into a situation that would rely on your understanding of the law and legal proceedings.

You must really hate funny things.

 

[ForgedBlades]

I've had like four hours of sleep since the leak first dropped. I've been duking it out with insomnia pretty bad lately and all of this has proven to be a great and entertaining distraction.