Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[Alpha Kennybody]

It has been 1 day since Chris last fucked his mother

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

Quite possibly. Null did the right thing.

Yeah, there's often a difference between what is legally right and what is morally right. No need to get so involved in this spergfest you become legally liable for anything going wrong.

 

[Photo of a Road]

Best read to the tune of:

 

[Dom Cruise]

There are no insane asylums anymore. They were expensive, had bad PR, and the psychiatric doctrine changed from hiding away genetic fuckups to pretending they could live on their own.

The ideal situation for a Chris-tier autist is a job at Safeway, a small apartment or group care home, and a tard wrangler to help make sure clothes are washed and the toilet isn’t plugged. That is the absolute ideal. But Chris won’t get it. Why? He’s a sociopath and a shizo. It is not the tard wrangler’s job to suffer through abuse and excuses, you either follow the treatment plan or everyone involved throws up their hands and says “lol nope”.

America’s streets are overflowing with the kind of person Chris is. And nobody cares. There are no asylums, there are no workhouses. Those went away decades ago, to be replaced with a culture that almost worships urban decay and mental illness.

From what I understand a documentary in the 1960s called Titicut Follies, about abuse at an insane asylum, pretty much single handily cratered insane asylums and somehow we decided these people living on the streets is a better alternative.

 

[Branman65]

He'd die of fever in infancy.

If the things that have happened to me if I lived in the Middle Ages, I would of died at 2

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The rails on the crazy train are five miles back and the train is STILL going.

 

[The Last Stand]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GOxXzInP-xI

First that programmer's suicide, now THIS. Null is having a very bad day.

 

[BonerMan]

Giant Transcript

Great job, I think you did better than me at deciphering weapons grade autism. I didn't find what he said to be vomit worthy but it was definitely off-putting.

Still can't believe Chris started porking his own mother and justified it in a discord call with a random "galpal"

 

[Red Mask]

Jesus Christ…I honestly thought it was a bunch of troll crap. VERKLEMPT.

 

[Dr. Jekyll]

Perhaps the biggest thing to come out of this entire thing is that Chris may finally go mainstream...

 

[Jack Awful]

Remember when info on Barb was scarce and pictures of her were even rarer? Remember when she was called Snorlax cuz she was so fat and slept all day?

 

[cantankerous jackalope]

at this point I'm too afraid to read the thread to find out why this has jumped up 500 pages since yesterday

 

[Barley]

Knowing Chris he'll run towards his enablers and fall deeper into the rabbit hole until he himself cares to changes and understand the severity of his situation

And, unsurprisingly, he won't.

 

[usernames can change now!]

We are all vomit on this horrid day

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

First that programmer's suicide, now THIS. Null is having a very bad day.

Agreed, poor dude needs some kvass or something…

 

[CowBoyCormack]

He is also most likely going to earn a spot on the sex offenders list. That will preclude him from group homes (except for ones specifically for sex offenders), and it will certainly prevent him from getting any kind of job. If he is lucky, he will get a social worker who sets him up with section 8 housing, food stamps and a way to manage his monthly check. But that person won't check in more often than once every two weeks or so. Chris could have gotten treatment when he was young. But that ship has sailed.

I lied. Casa del Sex Offender arc would occur after the jail arc, once he gets released, and might actually have some lulz.

The final aspect with CwC that he will realize sooner, rather than later, is that any attempt for him to ever have a legitimate online job or be taken seriously in any way, even as a "publicly endorsed lolcow" is over.

Noone is ever going to want to give him a legit job, even based on his own internet lore, if they think for five seconds and realize that at any given point a scandal where he touches a kid or rapes his mother is a potential thing to wake up to. I mean, why would you?

You're only going to ever get actual sex pests who are interested in CwC now, maybe some private commissions from horrorcow appreciators, or those weird people who like fucked up criminals supporting him, but he will never get a person like Null, never get any website endorsing him, never get another convention hosting him as a key speaker, none of that ever again.

The dude's just a walking firehazard if at any given point in time you can wake up and find out that he's done something this left brain and retarded.

 

[Once Reader Now Poster]

This is so bad that *Null* gave up. That's.... Wow.

 

[John Redcorn]

Me: You know, 2014 really was rock bottom for Chris. His life can't possibly get any worse than it was during the house fire fallout, Gamestop arrest, etc.

Chris in 2021: Hold my Fanta.

 

[True and Honest Kerwin]

I can't wait for the JimCantSwim video.

I dunno, do you think his interrogation will be released to the public? I don't doubt theres some magic the trolls can pull off, but I also worry that we might not hear much.
Knowing Chris its also possible he just walks away from this, who knows.

 

[Wibbly_pips]

This is the last post I'm going to be able to make with any privileged information.


Chris gave me access to his emails years ago to help out a while back during the Joshua Wise situation. I've had access since. Chris is aware i have access to his emails, and after changing his passwords recently gave me access to them again. I've helped him deal with trolls signing him up for spam and newsletters and other things like that.

I was going to send Chris his GoFundMe money, but after talking it over and sleeping on it, I've canceled the payment and I've asked GoFundMe to do a total refund.

I told Chris last night to spend one night sleeping in his vehicle, and that this morning I would help him figure out a way to have a roof over his head until August 5th. I suggested that he take some time under the stars to reflect on his situation.

Every so often, Chris gets an email alert that Barb has sent him money. I've always been under the impression that Barb tightly manages his finances and sends him a pittance. However, to my surprise, at 12:38am this morning (so less than 8 hours ago), Barb sent Chris $750.

I asked Chris about this.

Wyświetl załącznik 2395315
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This is a lie. Chris lied to my fucking face.

Wyświetl załącznik 2395317

I believe this is a violation of his EPO, as he is prohibited from stealing from her.

Wyświetl załącznik 2395321

I've notified police. I'm done.

You've done more than anyone else would be able to put up with....Chris is gone. Along with any innocence they had left