Everything Chris told me about his girlfriend - a/k/a hindsight is 2020

[Mic Nejah]

This relationship was something I have extensively given much, much deep thought and within myself. I had foreseen this among the infinite possible outcomes long ago. I no longer believe in labels that would hinder, and I do not listen to those shadows. This was of my own choice and acceptance, and I have no regrets. This feels right and good with I, and her.

Wow. It’s amazing how differently it reads with a little added light…

 

[Epic Fail Man]

I'm still surprised Chris didn't say it was Sonichu who was fucking his mom.

But then again he has a relationship with his multidimensional godfather and his "son's" ex-girlfriend.

 

[The Nameless Protagonist]

I'm going to hurl. I thought it couldn't get worse, but it did. Hoooooooo fucking boy it did.

He's sticking his whole ass bent duck into the tomb womb. Unbelievable.

 

[Alex Krycek]

“Not telling anyone else after you”

Proceeds to tell all the details to a random person who doesn’t like him.

Good job.

 

[Lame Entropy]

Also, you may note what I have told you of my lady friend so far and in future; I kinda want you to figure it out for yourself, as also the few others I’ve confided strictly with this detail.

I want you to figure it out? wtf

 

[Sperghetti]

I have a feeling that the lines between Chris and his mother have always been blurred at least. It’s possible that the actual abuse is kinda new, but there could have been a longer story of emotional incest and minor form of abuse/grooming. Idk man, it’s a bad story but these things don’t just happen all of a sudden.

Yeah, when people suggest the internet is what made Chris turn out this way, this why I don’t really think it is. By all accounts, Barb’s relationship with Chris has always been messed up. I get the feeling that the only real difference is that if Chris weren’t an internet celebrity, we just wouldn’t be watching it.

 

[Ahriman]

There goes my he was just making up a story to please a troll who was egging him on theory.

I thought this is/was the running narrative plebbit and the twitterati troons tried to push.

It's clear as day now.

TROONS BTFO.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

I think I hoped he was schtupping that lady with children who bought him Skylanders and ran interference at cons.

And now hope is dead forever.

 

[Bingeamint]

she’s in the over 50’s

worked a lot in numbers and accounting

A soon as I read them 2 little snippets, it hits you real fucking hard. I cant get over how he essentially left a bread crumb trail, waiting for the pieces to fall together.

 

[RVNX]

It does give her something to look forward to. She is very grateful, and I am also appreciative in being able to enlighten her with sex play she missed out on from even her exes.

I bet when Null heard this in the leaked call, his blood froze.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

I want to know what drives him to confess these things. I know it doesn't matter, but its like when a serial killer explains their motivations.

 

[Tonyskit]

It's All Real, holy shit.

 

[camopattern]

Why the F would Chris buy a book about “Sex and Disability”?!?

Chris: You’re an autist, not a goddamn paraplegic you literal motherfucker!


Oh.... Wait... THAT BOOK WAS BECAUSE HE WAS BANGING BARB, WASNT IT?!?


“she’s in the over 50’s”

As in... Almost 80?!

Can you use a condom with a catheter?

I'm more traumatized that he said he does it with her 3 times a week.

 

[Things Better Forgotten]

I pray that the Omnisiah gifts me with mechanical eyes so I can turn them off and never read such putrid text so long as I live

 

[Picnic_Boy]

"I no longer believe in labels that would hinder"

Chris knew it was bad, but was able to concoct a Twitter-esque word salad equation that liberated him to do what he wants, no matter how depraved. Typical degenerate behavior.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

He can reach her G-Spot now since her vagina is prolapsing.

 

[mikebrown]

This is it, the commencement of the Dimensional merge. Barb will give birth to Crystal and the end times will begin.

 

[judge claude frollo]

chris, you are fucking over. it's game oval, dude.

 

[Kimmaay]

I knew he was referring to barb called it.
This exchange reads like a riddle me this Null:

 

[Megaroad 2012]

And people keep saying that Chris has hit bottom...

More like tapped that bottom.