Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[Red Guy]

 

[Mal0]

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become a villain.

 

[Jreindeer]

Some one please tell you have a save state set before this. This absolutely the worst ending.

 

[Black Syde Phil]

Mewtwo goin be pissed when they find out Chris cheated.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Today, this audio and these screenshots were posted.

Vocaroo 14HIUJb54GZW.mp3

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They are considered genuine. Nobody knew of this except one person named "Bella", a trollsona of someone called 10thanonymous, who Chris confided this information in.

Early this morning, Greene County Police visited the Chandler residence for a wellness check.

Just now, Chris was served an emergency protective order until August 5th. He is not allowed at 14 Branchland Court until then. He is also not allowed to contact his mother at all. Barbara is at the hospital for a senior care inspection.

Chris has someplace to sleep. I will be disbursing the remainder of the GoFundMe money to him to cover emergency expenses, as promised and as legally obligated of me.

Incest is a Class 1 Misdemeanor with penalties going up to 1 year in jail.
It is apparently a Class 5 Felony if between mother/son.

"Class 5 felonies are “wobblers,” crimes that can be either a felony or a misdemeanor, depending on how the crime is charged and, sometimes, how the judge or jury decides to treat a conviction. Class 5 felonies in Virginia are punishable by: 1 to 10 years in prison (when the conviction is a felony), or up to 12 months in jail and a fine of $2,500 (misdemeanor)." (Source)

Taking sexual advantage of the elderly? If this is true and not some weenery, then I hope they throw the book at him. The tard card had better not get any traction this time, either. Barb may be a nasty old hag, but this is Just. Not. Done.

Watch the Twitter troons come out of the woodwoork looking for ways to make excuses for this degeneracy.

This time, I will say it. DIE CHRIS

 

[Be patient I have lurkism]

 

[Sir Keir Starmer]

Bob should have put Chris down when he had the chance.

 

[Dead Memes]

I knew that the sagas of Chris Chan would end one day, but I was expecting a diet-related heart attack or something else mundane.

Holy shit, I'm completely blindsided by this. I never even considered incestuous rape to be a possiblity for the Final Saga.

 

[ARYANMONSTER]

August 18th, 2008

Dear Christian,

At this time in life, you and Sonichu need a quest and purpose in life. Let Sonichu become a champion for autistic persons everywhere, and continually defeat the perils of autism. Sonichu could become the spokesperson for autistic persons, with an ongoing fight for them in chapter after chapter, or good deeds on the internet. He could become the spokesperson from now on. You and Sonichu could become famous worldwide.

 

[Yankee Shogun]

it would probably just fuck him up even more
he'll return either way though this only ends when he kills himself

Sadly suicide seems like a very possible ending to all this, I don't think Chris is gonna last the next decade, if he doesn't kill himself, his lifestyle will.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Last weekend I was being a Field Agent for Boogie2988.

Clearly I wasted my time.

 

[Techpriest]

 

[A Sprig Of Lemon Balm]

After all these years of feeling bad for him and his living conditions I had somehow forgotten Chris was a terrible person.

Thanks for the reminder Chris, I guess.

It always works out like this. Every time I start feeling bad about him being trolled and tricked by too-online weirdos he ends up doing something so phenomenally gross that I stop caring.

Every. Single. Time.

 

[A Gay Retard]

Is it fucked up I just realized the spring of Chris content may run dry and that troubles me as much as anything else about this

 

[Black Syde Phil]

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Anyone else get this error?

 

[Toast Sandwich]

Pictured: Chris and Barb, Kiwi Farms in background

 

[A Money Creature]

August 18th, 2008

Dear Christian,

At this time in life, you and Sonichu need a quest and purpose in life. Let Sonichu become a champion for autistic persons everywhere, and continually defeat the perils of autism. Sonichu could become the spokesperson for autistic persons, with an ongoing fight for them in chapter after chapter, or good deeds on the internet. He could become the spokesperson from now on. You and Sonichu could become famous worldwide.

This was true

 

[cat in pringles]

Is this another chapter in the love quest?

pringle im inside of you

 

[Retired Junta Member]

So serious question, do you think this is going to affect how you feel about the farms?

No. As I had already posted on the other thread, incest and abuse are rampant in disadvantaged and isolate families with a special needs member. Chris is a mentally ill adult who’s obsessed with sex with zero supervision. The internet has nothing to do with this. The community failed them.

 

[Timmy Testicles]

let the prisonchu saga commence