Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[jorgoth]

There's no point sympathizing with Chris. Chris is his own worst enemy. The only things to do is point and laugh or ignore him.

You don't ignore a scorpion in your tent.

 

[Nobunaga]

looks like no PonyCon for ole ChrisKun

All play and no work make chris chan fuck his mom

 

[Rungle]

 

[Leaf-eon]

I want off Mister Bone's Wild Ride.

 

[1guy1drill]

Holy fucking god, "Chris-chan banging Barb" was not on my 2021 bingo card. Has he commented anywhere on twitter or facebook himself?

 

[Ridin' On My Scootypuff]

So serious question, do you think this is going to affect how you feel about the farms?

Not at all

This is the fault of a lack of social safety net in the US. Of course Chris and Barb shouldn't live together completely unaided by the government, they can't look after themselves. This isn't even a lolcow™ moment, this is just sad.

 

[mariekex]

I remember listening to Chris' advice to Xander during the gunt stream a few weeks ago and thinking "He's finally learning". Can't set the bar above the gates of hell.

> expecting chris to change

 

[tehpope]

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[Male]

The Chris Chan saga has ended the same way it began...

with Chris going through his mom.

 

[AssManWaitingInTheSkies]

And besides, remember when people argued about the most probable outcome for Chris-chan and dismissed any bizarre resolution? Look at their reasoning and logic after such explosive finale.

 

[dot]

do you think Chris had time to grab his markers to keep the go fund me commissions going?

 

[XMassAllYearRound]

After all these years of feeling bad for him and his living conditions I had somehow forgotten Chris was a terrible person.

Thanks for the reminder Chris, I guess.

 

[Snom Clubber]

This is probably the only time where everyone on the internet is universally agreeing on anything and that thing is that Chris-Chan is the weirdest fuck in the world.

You don't spend much time on Twitter, do you?
...Fair call.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

>go on vacation with family
>"oh, chris is trending on twitter, that's weird."
>check the farms
oh dear god no

Errr... enjoy the rest of your vacation?

 

[Weeb Slinger]

Various lolcows: [Generic pleb-tier spergery]

Chris-Chan: "Hold my Sonic the Hedgehog / Pikachu hybrid who pisses craft beer when sexually aroused by its mother."

 

[Ascension]

Bad ending

I'm sure Kojima could come up with a sequel

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Even if there’s no evidence of ongoing abuse, I certainly hope there’s something that can be done to get Barb (and hopefully Chris) into some sort of professional care thanks to this fiasco. We all know neither one of them can take care of themselves, let alone each other.

Sending her back would be the worst thing possible not only because of the whole “elderly woman with dementia and a delusional autist living in a hovel” situation, but because even if there’s no evidence of anything happening, Chris has made himself a rapist of elderly women in the eyes of the whole internet and god knows what somebody will try to do about it.

Regardless of what has happened, we know now that there is a good chance - outside someone getting him to say this - that Chris at the very least has fantasies of having sex with the old woman he lives with. A woman who, just like Chris, is vulnerable. At worst she has been repeatedly raped in her own home by her son, at best she is at risk of it.

It's as if Barb and Bob should have engaged with authorities in order to deal with a Chris, instead of playing pretend he would ever be normal.

 

[:gold:]

Why are you niggers treating it like it is the end of Chris? The Chris-chan era will end when he dies.

Chris-Chan, the blind idiot God, is beyond death and rational behavior.
And he has so many pleasures for you to taste.

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

Have fun adding this to the documentary series Geno Samuel….

 

[LUNEKO]

The authorities still have to investigate either way. Just because it's being investigated doesn't mean that it's real or not. We just have to wait to see what the police and hospital say about it.

But if nothing was happening then wouldn't Chris and his mom have shoo-ed away the police during the wellness check? why would they almost immideatly tell Chris to gtfo and send the mom for a check up? was she that much of a vegetable?