Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[toilet_rainbow]

brb need brain bleach

JFC institutionalization was inevitable for Chris but holy fucking shit this is not what I expected even with the incestual dream shit

 

[Mongo0o]

hey @Mariposa Electrique

About that prediction you made...

 

[BallBuster]

so whats happening with the everfree money now?

Anyone else picturing Chris down on his knees that the merge happens right now?

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

WTF. This is some dark and fucked up shit man.

No words can really justify just how fucked this is.

 

[Medulseur]

Truly a dark chapter in Christory.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Even if the allegations are proven false the social workers have seen the horde and that's going to be a whole different set of problems for Chris.

 

[and 15 others]

This might just be Chris saying random shit because of him being a schizo but, jesus christ was a dark twist of events. I don't think anyone was ready for an incest arc

 

[Grumbles]

good lord. there's always further depths to degeneracy and depravity, but I thought that we had (literally) seen the worst of it. And I mean that on every level.

 

[Lodoss Warrior]

I remember the old days, browsing CWCki, and having a shred of hope that Chris truly was disgusted with the very idea of laying in bed with his mother.

sigh, it was just a prelude to this dark day.

 

[Extreme Crusader]

Is his character arc coming to a end? Tune in next time for more General Hospital.

 

[Absolutego]

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a - but wait

oh

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What a time to be alive.

It's easy to let the autism distract people from just how much the Chandlers epitomize Appalachian white trash.
Generational incest-related family abuse? That's a bingo!

 

[Left Ass Cheek]

I regret ever calling myself trans or questioning my gender identity, Christ Almighty please forgive my sins

Begin your detransition by losing the anime avatar unless you wanna end up like Christian Rex

 

[Blamo]

Jesus Christ Chris. Did it have to end this way?

if today doesn't mark the death of the internet's golden age, what would?

There isn't much left from the Internet culture of the oughts. Time sure flies...

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Now trending at #7 on twatter in the UK.

There's gonna be a lot of very confused blue ticks. Come on boys, we can get it to #1.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

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did she deserve it bros

look at this slut. she asking for it like all grandmas!

FUCK NO! CHIRS IS FUCKED BOTH MENTALLY AND LEGALLY!

 

[CeleryBread]

Thank you for the update, Null. I wonder how Chris will fare at the homeless shelter. Anyway, new saga is here, possibly the final one boys. Where my old niggas at who’ve been following all of this for 10+ years?

Chris (along with Kiki Kannibal) was my introduction to lolcows when I was a wee middle schooler. Time flies, it's weird to think this trainwreck has lasted so long

 

[Donbabwe Sufferer]

I guess this answers the question: Chris isn't getting better. He'll probably never learn too.

When he stabbed his taint and thought he grew a vagina, that was when I threw out all hope of him becoming at least a semi-functioning member of society

 

[Mister Mint]

ngl I'm getting stronger "Dear God, what have we done?" vibes from this thread than any of that Byuu shit.

 

[Null]

It is a class 5 Felony if it is between a mother and son. Which carries a min of 12 months to a max of 10 years. Surely Incest is only one of multiple charges, too?

There are no charges, but I will mention this in the post.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Pour one out for the doctors and nurses that will have to examine Barb’s cooch and anus for signs of sexual abuse.