Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[XxxwernxxX]

Jesus she loves explaining her buzzwords, doesn't she?
I imagine that anyone stumbling into this profile would read the first three points and go "nope. No fun to be had here." Not because ableism, but because of the "te hee I'm special" vibe she's giving.

There's a certain subset though that will read to number 4 and forget the first three red flags.

 

[Orc Girls Make Due]

There's a certain subset though that will read to number 4 and forget the first three red flags.

"what?
What ...?
Huh...?
Nice."

 

[Slice Me Up]

Haha. Her SSI appeal got denied and now she’s suddenly “transitioning” from welfare to working and gaining financial independence, building it up as some exciting new positive event in her life, and in the same sentence humblebegs for “non urgent” donations. I’m not familiar with how New York welfare works, but did her appeal getting denied simultaneously also put a stop to the tugboat she’s been relying on? I feel like she’s low key panicking.

Also I could write an entire essay about the dangers of a person like Staph being on a site like fetlife—to herself and others.

They already get some kind of welfare. Hopefully they report any such received "non-urgent donations" as income....

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

"I'm not looking for men"

*puts like four fetish tags that all mention the very male Kylo Ren*

edit: she literally has Michael Jackson listed as a fetish. l m f a o

 

[homewayhalf]

damn, i was just writing up a post but violet beat me to it. here's some good ones that you missed, though

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"because i was lonely and needed friends"

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this could only lead to good things, i'm sure

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please oh please get smited by hindu gods and go blind from doing yoga

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this patch is pretty stupid and very loaded. yeah, the shark fin industry or whatever you want to call it is cruel and inhumane, but it's still an ancient, traditional food in chinese cultures. calling it just a "shitty soup" is pretty iffy. i bet you anything she just skimmed a few articles and twitter threads and went "yep, i can profit off of this! i'm so punk"

She is constantly insulting vegans but now she suddenly cares about animals?

 

[Bellsprout]

I'm pretty sure the 'job' is her trying to giving life advice to real adults online when she's a 30 year old womanchild who pisses herself.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

My brain seized as soon as I read she "might squirt."

 

[Smarmy]

Here's her writings and photos

Spoiler: It's exactly what you'd expect

She also has two videos, but one is her attempt at a sexy succubus voice, which we already have here, and the other is just her showing her flapjacks, which we probably also already have here.

 

[glass_houses]

It doesn't seem like anyone has discussed this yet, or I missed it, but here's Staph's fetlife profile.

Spoiler: Screen shots

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I just sat there for several minutes, after seeing this, in total bewilderment. "Why?" I said, over and over. "Why would she be so stupid as to use anarchoenby77 as her username? Is she truly that stupid? Or did she want us to see it? Why? Why did she use that name?"

I'm genuinely mystified. Not even Staph is that stupid, surely.

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

I know she's not interested in men (only ghosts of Michael Jackson and Richard Ramirez), but why make a fetlife..while showing her tits "IM NOT A WOMAN GUYZZ" besides to show how much of a kinky succubus she is/more attention to herself.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I know she's not interested in men (only ghosts of Michael Jackson and Richard Ramirez), but why make a fetlife..while showing her tits "IM NOT A WOMAN GUYZZ" besides to show how much of a kinky succubus she is/more attention to herself.

To prepare/have another leg for her "terminally online """"""sex worker"""""" " saga. IMO those "Parents might be going on vacation in September" and "Not enough people are reading my profile" posts are very telling. Hell, the latter could even be considered some kind of a warning, an anchor to reality within her retarded "demonic aroace succubuskin" LARP - the core of it is pretty much "keep away, don't message me, don't contact me, I'm not even into men, I'm on a sex site without any actual desire to use it for its intended purpose, if you find me attractive there's something wrong with you" - the last of which is absolutely true, just not in the way she thinks.

If you're asking "why the fuck would she LARP as a sexy demoncore succubuskin sex worker when she's clearly and obviously so afraid of sex and any kind of intimate bodily contact she's effectively sex-repulsed" - sadly I lack the necessary expertise to answer that, so I'm just going to say "she's LARPing IDK". The real question would be "does she actually believe her LARP or is she aware it's all in her head?".

 

[slanderbot42]

Regarding the “not interested in men” thing, she also explicitly states that she is pansexual, and t4t (interested in “other trans people,” as a pan person this would mean women and men.) I feel as though this implies she doesn’t see trans men as men, and/or is accidentally admitting she’s only into smol birbs.

 

[Childe]

Oh my god I come back to this thread and see she made a fetlife. Fucking hell, way to go Staphy. Missed you.

 

[Meowzers]

this fetlife is a goldmine, god damn she's really using her ""professional"" handle looking for birbs, huh?
cracking up at the "let me reiterate- no boys allowed! don't send a message with just 'hey'!" she really, really has no idea how online dating works, or that all of these websites are full of fuckboys and those 40 year old creepy basement dwellers that our parents warned us about.

EDIT: today's twitter dump. she hasn't advertised her fetlife, interestingly enough.




this seaself person is annoying, but steph's creeping on people 10 years her junior (what a surprise) and offering to send them her nasty old clothes as a birthday present.


isn't her bio dad dead? certainly she means adopted dad?








does IBS count as chronically ill? when i think of chronically ill i think of like, fibromyalgia and MS and stuff, things that need doctor's intervention, not farting like pumbaa

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

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Hmmm lets do a poll, thumbs up if you think Staph is sexy otherwise Islamic content

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

Her child self is proud of her future self that pretends to be a slutty succubus dominatrix. Jesus fucking Christ she adores herself oh so much.
She hates being up all night shitting while actively choosing to be an anime succubus uwu....did she not read on the mythos at all?!

 

[Law]

One sale all month.
The walls are closing in. A gossamer glimmer of self awareness briefly flickers in the frothing vortex of serial killer fap-fiction that is Staph's mind. Should she give up the sex-demon larping and get a real job? Normalcy will never be within her grasp, but could she wrap her meat-mittens around a tiny shred of real progress? Could she slouch towards the metaphorical Bethlehem of a paycheck?

No! Like all true cows, Stephanie is fucking incorrigible. The notion that she should maybe, just maybe, course-correct is quickly and violently snuffed out. Self-pity and fevered visions of a naked Richard Ramirez rush in to fill the void, and the working stiffs and burger flippers of Endicott are safe, for now.

 

[Ceres]

"I'm not looking for men"

*puts like four fetish tags that all mention the very male Kylo Ren*

edit: she literally has Michael Jackson listed as a fetish. l m f a o

You’ve got to be kidding me, she seriously did that? What sort of work activist or even some uninvolved rando with a base rudimentary awareness of racial biases in the world would think listing Michael Jackson as one of their fetishes is a kosher move?

It’s funny that she’s whinging about her posts not being read, but then goes out of her way to insist she’s not interested in men.

Ugly, low IQ, shallow end of the gene pool, absolute bottom of the barrel scum loser men that are on a tugboat and either live with their parents or at a group home are legitimately the only human beings that would have any sort of interest in Staph.

edited for grammar

 

[Smarmy]

You’ve got to be kidding me, she seriously did that? What sort of work activist or even some uninvolved rando with a base rudimentary awareness of racial biases in the world would think listing Michael Jackson as one of their fetishes is a kosher move?

What's more surprising is she didn't include the poopoo peepee song as a fetish.

 

[Azafran90]

What's more surprising is she didn't include the poopoo peepee song as a fetish.

That or people calling her the womb wizard.