DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Neo-Liberal Bugman]

His taste in music has always been an enigma to me. 80s music(maybe a few songs from the 70s)he doesn't seem to mind too much but in regards to 90s music, he used to have a huge hate boner towards it for some bizarre reason, specifically when he played Make My Video and GTA San Andreas back in the camcorder days.

Is Phil a fan of the Smiths?

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Is Phil a fan of the Smiths?

Dave is dense....he probably thinks its the family in the condo next to him or a gun manufacturer. It's a 50/50 chance and then he'd only know How soon is now?

 

[UsedUp]

Dave's Whales and wheelchairs are essentially like DSP when it comes to money. Phil will buy a 2 or 3 dollar item -hats, vests, a burger- and mark that shit up in price a thousand fold. They think spending the most money as soon as possible is a deal while they get absolute dog shit in return. You literally tell these retards "you know dsp is scamming you right!?" And they rebut with "trolls owned!"

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Dave's Whales and wheelchairs are essentially like DSP when it comes to money. Phil will buy a 2 or 3 dollar item -hats, vests, a burger- and mark that shit up in price a thousand fold. They think spending the most money as soon as possible is a deal while they get absolute dog shit in return. You literally tell these retards "you know dsp is scamming you right!?" And they rebut with "trolls owned!"

I still like the Mr. Metokur talk with KG. He asks KG why he gives so much to Dave and all KG could say was its his money and he can do what he wants with it. Couldn't tell Metokur anything else plus double points for sounding like a bitch.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Phil's favorite music is the first 30 seconds of Pink Floyd's Money.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I don't think Dave made it official, but I'm calling it in: time of death 9:24 pm on July 6th, 2021.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z0USexql_YQ

Intro cracks me up.

Phil being so "open to new ideas" that he's now considering getting other hats for the $150 goal.

This is the same guy who bitched about his head getting too hot from wearing the cowboy hat, and who also complained about the chat members who had suggested that he get other hats.

But remember, he's not a children's entertainer.

Don't forget how absolutely necessary headphones are.

It's the most absurd thing Phil has ever been cagey about. He grew up when shit like MCHammer and Ace Of Bass were popular so it's not going to be much of a shock if he liked shit music.

Either he's embarrassed that his room was filled with Milli Vanilli posters or the only music he was exposed to was Brahms and Enya used by Mother Burrell as therapy when she couldn't control one of Phil's autistic sperg-out's.

He, no doubt, was adoring the Backdoor Boys, Menudo, NSTINK, New Dicks on the Block, etc

Is Phil a fan of the Smiths?

He should be a fan of Smith & Wesson. They have all his answers

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Phil's favorite music is the first 30 seconds of Pink Floyd's Money.

Solid. another would be The Weather Girls- Its raining Jpeg's....er men.

Intro cracks me up.

Don't forget how absolutely necessary headphones are.

He, no doubt, was adoring the Backdoor Boys, Menudo, NSTINK, New Dicks on the Block, etc

He should be a fan of Smith & Wesson. They have all his answers

He seems more of an LFO type of guy....Summer Girls everyone.

New Kids On The Block had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick
And I think it's fly when girls stop by
For the summer, for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie & Fitch

edit: spelling

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

only song DSP likes

 

[Phil the Salesman]

Cant even fukin imagine how can you play flight sim with gamepad. I guess we will see.

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I’ve mentioned it before here but I’ll say it again since he’s going to play it soon.

The new Flight Sim has a controller mode where you can use your gamepad and essentially control the plane like you would in any normal video game. It’s very dumbed down and it’s essentially a “tourist” mode for people to just fly around and look at scenery.

So Phil’s Flight Simulator stream is literally going to be 3 hours of Phil gliding over terrain talking about scenery.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Changing my name from Rainyday to Philly May Lyrus if accepted by mods. I liked the music references to Dave the other day. Wanted to give a heads Up. Also, I found the image on google but looking to find a more retarded pick of Dave in the cowboy hat and gold tux vest soon

 

[white gorilla glue]

He, no doubt, was adoring the Backdoor Boys, Menudo, NSTINK, New Dicks on the Block, etc

Show me on the doll, where Lou Pearlman touched you.

 

[Negative Damage]

He asks KG why he gives so much to Dave and all KG could say was its his money and he can do what he wants with it.

When it comes to whales, thats the only justification I can respect. Yes, they are idiots, and I will mock their DSPahsitive kahntributions till the end of time, but . . . it is their money to spend how they see fit, just like its our obligation to shame them for it.

Phil's favorite music is the first 30 seconds of Pink Floyd's Money.

I could see him unironically, with zero self awareness as always, loving the song "Backstabbers" by The O'Jays:

They smile in your face
All the time they wanna take your place
The Detractors . . . (De-traaactoors!)

Here seems more of an LFO type of guy....Summer Girls everyone.

New Kids On The Block had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick
And I think it's fly when girls stop by
For the summer, for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie & Fitch

I prefer the Eminem version myself:

DarksydePhil the bitch, wants a lotta tips
His goatee makes me sick
And I just love when they force him to pay back the government

 

[Dashi112]

''Im not a miserable asshole''

Phil posted that he was living in misery a whole THREE days ago

Here Phil is being an asshole about being miserable

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Someone kindly remind him of this... or will he forget it like his 10 year plan?

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I’ve mentioned it before here but I’ll say it again since he’s going to play it soon.

The new Flight Sim has a controller mode where you can use your gamepad and essentially control the plane like you would in any normal video game. It’s very dumbed down and it’s essentially a “tourist” mode for people to just fly around and look at scenery.

So Phil’s Flight Simulator stream is literally going to be 3 hours of Phil gliding over terrain talking about scenery.

idk if it's the same on xbox, but on pc you have to turn the game on for it to download any updates, if so we're gonna get to watch phil download a 90gb update for 3 hours

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

When it comes to whales, thats the only justification I can respect. Yes, they are idiots, and I will mock their DSPahsitive kahntributions till the end of time, but . . . it is their money to spend how they see fit, just like its our obligation to shame them for it.


I could see him unironically, with zero self awareness as always, loving the song "Backstabbers" by The O'Jays:

They smile in your face
All the time they wanna take your place
The Detractors . . . (De-traaactoors!)


I prefer the Eminem version myself:

DarksydePhil the bitch, wants a lotta tips
His goatee makes me sick
And I just love when they force him to pay back the government

I've had the O'jays in the back of my mind for awhile. Dave would bite the nails and have had Dire Straits Money for nothing back there too.

@QwahlityKahntent - you know that Dave will monetize those 3hrs in three separate videos each with 10 ads each lol.

 

[PieceofShet]

So Phil’s Flight Simulator stream is literally going to be 3 hours of Phil gliding over terrain talking about scenery.

Well thats true for all of his stream basicly.

That sounds terrible. So they put Flight Sim on console but took out the sim part and left it the "flying a plane like its a GTA". Got it.

 

[marlintan]

When it comes to whales, thats the only justification I can respect. Yes, they are idiots, and I will mock their DSPahsitive kahntributions till the end of time, but . . . it is their money to spend how they see fit, just like its our obligation to shame them for it.


I could see him unironically, with zero self awareness as always, loving the song "Backstabbers" by The O'Jays:

They smile in your face
All the time they wanna take your place
The Detractors . . . (De-traaactoors!)


I prefer the Eminem version myself:

DarksydePhil the bitch, wants a lotta tips
His goatee makes me sick
And I just love when they force him to pay back the government

I present his whales favorite song (double tie in to Japanese composers!):

Call Me Call Me

Provided to YouTube by The Orchard EnterprisesCall Me Call Me · Steve Conte · Yoko KannoCOWBOY BEBOP (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack 3 - Blue)℗ 1999 SUNR...

youtu.be

 

[25 Invisible push-ups]

idk if it's the same on xbox, but on pc you have to turn the game on for it to download any updates, if so we're gonna get to watch phil download a 90gb update for 3 hours

Works out for him then as he doesn’t enjoy playing video games anyways.

 

[SamuraiHitler]

Solid. another would be The Weather Girls- Its raining Jpeg's....er men.

He seems more of an LFO type of guy....Summer Girls everyone.

New Kids On The Block had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick
And I think it's fly when girls stop by
For the summer, for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie & Fitch

edit: spelling

Fuck you for making me sing that entire LFO chorus

 

[BepsiLight]

His music references are always shit and can't imagine he's enjoyed listening at any point in his stunted, odd shaped head life.

I think he confirmed the only thing he listens to nowadays are animal sounds because that's what khet plays to feel at home.