💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Captain Marvelous]

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Even though it's no longer twenty-FUCKING-nineteen--or twenty-fucking-NINETEEN, depending on where you place the emphasis--this post still exposes Moviebob as the loathesome, misanthropic, self-entitled parasite he's been for years.

Bob's tweets are bizarre things when you think about them. He often spits out long, multi-tweet diatribes that say nothing. His short ones on the other hand, such as the "I EARNED" part, really say so much about who he really is with very few words and you nailed the exact verbiage appropriate to him. His eugenics tweet constantly gets thrown back at him, but this is the one that needs to be the one he has to answer for because it lays bare not only what he is but how hideous his worldview is at the end of the day.

Even if someone at NASA was high enough to say yes, would Bob even be physically fit for space travel? I'm pretty sure there are health requirements astronauts have to fulfill before getting on the rocket.

 

[Carlos Thin]

Even if someone at NASA was high enough to say yes, would Bob even be physically fit for space travel? I'm pretty sure there are health requirements astronauts have to fulfill before getting on the rocket.

Pretty sure most astronauts are experienced pilots from the air force

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Have I got news for you. People who participated in the six hour insurrection of January 6 are being held in solitary confinement, without trial. They're not allowed to see a lawyer. They're not allowed to have visitors. They're only allowed one hour of exercise outside of their cells per day. They may not even get to have a trial until 2022. But for Bob and the others, this is being far too lenient.

And yes, all of this is just for some trespassing and vandalism.

Just remember that the same people that argue that that's too lenient believe that Portland Police arresting people for breaking the law is literally fascism.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

When Bob says "thinkers" and "believers" he really means "atheists" and Christians," respectively. He has somehow gotten it into his head that you cannot be both Christian and intelligent (or non-Christian and idiotic.)

Notice how I didn't say "religious." For all his posturing, he the only religion he dunks on is Christianity; it is a "safe" religion to mock. Christians have the rule about turning the other cheek, whereas Muslims have rules about killing those who disrespect Mohammed the Child Fucker. Bob doesn't dunk on other religions (such as paganism or Hinduism), likely because he knows nothing about those religions. I'll be surprised if he has.

Bob falls into the stereotypical euphoric fedora thought process here.
Basically, just by being an atheist, this makes him automatically smarter than any Christian. Sure, said Christian could have 3 PhD's and be a tenured scientist in their field, BUT BOB is a thinker not a believer so he's automatically smarter!
Its really a cope for fedoras to be able to claim the typical "everyone is stupid but me".

So,,,,anyone else notice how the moment George Soros said something bad about china, videoblob's first reaction was to say "ya know what i think i understand why Zyclon Ben Garrison hates this (((guy))) now"?

Bob thinks the Chicoms will usher in the Superiah Fuocha! and also that maybe hot Chinese psyops girls & useful idiots will give him a pee-pee touch for shilling their glorious leader.

Just remember that the same people that argue that that's too lenient believe that Portland Police arresting people for breaking the law is literally fascism.

"No bad tactics, only bad targets"

 

[Berrakh]

Even if someone at NASA was high enough to say yes, would Bob even be physically fit for space travel? I'm pretty sure there are health requirements astronauts have to fulfill before getting on the rocket.

Space travel without training would probably waste any one of us on the forum. We’d at least be absurdly sick. Bob would simply die.

 

[Red Hood]

Suddenly, bodily autonomy is just "mean-spirited wordplay":
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Speaking of appropriation, MCU plagiarizes Christian iconography.
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If the Forefront of Cultural Advancement has to steals from the pile of Obsoletes, does it mean that the Obsoletes aren't quite obsolete yet?

White college-educated voters want to defund police.
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Bobby wants Tarrant city councilman Tommy Bryant dead because he said "house nigger":
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Some good news. The United Caliphate is cutting down the excessive baggage they call "higher education". Unfortunately for Bobby, the Obsolescents still hold the money bag!
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Bobby thinks AOC can't be a CIA spy because she is too "subtle" (read, not sexy enough).
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Kike King vs Chink Chief:
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Double the dose of consoom! Double the dopamine hit!
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Even the idea of people parting with their plastic crap, their spoils of consumption, reminds Bobby of Trump's thugs and lights up Bobby's fuse:
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All spark, no joy.

Horror movie with sub-1990 CGI:
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I seem to remember someone's got offended by "mean-spirited wordplay".

Are these the same Inca that got their asses kicked so hard that their abandoned cities were lost for centuries?

 

[JayHarrison]

Suddenly, bodily autonomy is just "mean-spirited wordplay":
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Bob should know about "mean-spirited wordplay"... because HE USES IT ALL THE FREAKIN' TIME!

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Speaking of appropriation, MCU plagiarizes Christian iconography.
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If the Forefront of Cultural Advancement has to steals from the pile of Obsoletes, does it mean that the Obsoletes aren't quite obsolete yet?

No.

Unless that obsolescent is Moviebob. Because obsolete Moviebob is literally obsolete.

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White college-educated voters want to defund police.
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Yep. White college-educated voters want to defunt police departments... until they need police assistance themselves. AFAIC, anyone who openly declares that local police departments be defunded should automatically--and permanently--forfeit any right to be helped by any office in uniform.

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Some good news. The United Caliphate is cutting down the excessive baggage they call "higher education". Unfortunately for Bobby, the Obsolescents still hold the money bag!
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Journalism and Media Studies: Two more things Bob sucks at.

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Bobby thinks AOC can't be a CIA spy because she is too "subtle" (read, not sexy enough).
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Please. A jackhammer operator working in a library has more subletly than Bob and OAC have regarding their political beliefs.

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Kike King vs Chink Chief:
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If Moviebob were a WWE character, he'd be a permanent heel.

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Horror movie with sub-1990 CGI:
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Sub-1990s CGI is still more advanced CGI technology than Bob has ever used.

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I seem to remember someone's got offended by "mean-spirited wordplay".

I see what you did there...

 

[EnemyStand]

If Moviebob were a WWE character, he'd be a permanent heel.

Yeah, only Doink the Clown level. He'd be on the undercard's undercard. He'd draw XPac heat like crazy.

 

[make_it_so]

When Bob says "thinkers" and "believers" he really means "atheists" and Christians," respectively. He has somehow gotten it into his head that you cannot be both Christian and intelligent (or non-Christian and idiotic.)

Bob himself is proof of the latter.

Even the idea of people parting with their plastic crap, their spoils of consumption, reminds Bobby of Trump's thugs and lights up Bobby's fuse:

All spark, no joy.

The contrast between this tweet and all of his tweets sperging about Disney Marvel crap is truly something to behold. It's like he really does consider the consumption of capeshit to be a religion. And I don't mean a modern mainstream religion which you use for value guidance or spiritual fulfillment. I mean as in a prehistoric "build the bonfire and offer a human sacrifice so our crops don't fail" kind of religion. "My movies and my plastic toys fend off the plague and the evil spirits!"

 

[mandatorylurk]

Videogamedunkey did a video recently showing a house tour of a home that hoarded stuff to sell on eBay that gets progressively worse and unsettling, and I think that's what Bob's basement apartment has become. He really does need to learn to not fucking tweet every clever thing that comes to mind, just as Chris breaks a new level of pathetic Bob fat panic runs to get back ahead. Link just because of some videos not showing up recently.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Even if you want to focus on the European theatre, comparing everything to the Holocaust is disingenuous when you look at how Poles were treated by the Nazis.

Hell, even the non-Jewish victims of the Holocaust get routinely ignored. It always has to be about muh six gorillion, all the fags and gyppos that got gassed are NBD.

 

[Juan's Sombrero]

Bob falls into the stereotypical euphoric fedora thought process here.
Basically, just by being an atheist, this makes him automatically smarter than any Christian. Sure, said Christian could have 3 PhD's and be a tenured scientist in their field, BUT BOB is a thinker not a believer so he's automatically smarter!
Its really a cope for fedoras to be able to claim the typical "everyone is stupid but me".

I think that's part of the reason why the "edgy online atheist" has gotten cringe and stale. Not only because Islam obviously falls into the "muh religion" conundrum, but because it was just a fad at its core.

Logically speaking, people aren't necessarily stupid or dumb for believing in an "old man in the sky". Beliefs and line of thinking go deeper and more nuanced than that. I also assume that more and more people grew tired at the futility of trying to separate themselves from religion.

Another large reason was the stupidly obvious reality that atheists can be shitty people, too. Just because you're not a bible thumper that wants all the gays and retards executed; excuse me, "converted", from the face of this rock we call Earth, doesn't mean that you don't have eugenicist aspirations for removing the "believers" for the shupeeeeeryah fyuchah.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

I think that's part of the reason why the "edgy online atheist" has gotten cringe and stale. Not only because Islam obviously falls into the "muh religion" conundrum, but because it was just a fad at its core.

Logically speaking, people aren't necessarily stupid or dumb for believing in an "old man in the sky". Beliefs and line of thinking go deeper and more nuanced than that. I also assume that more and more people grew tired at the futility of trying to separate themselves from religion.

Another large reason was the stupidly obvious reality that atheists can be shitty people, too. Just because you're not a bible thumper that wants all the gays and retards executed; excuse me, "converted", from the face of this rock we call Earth, doesn't mean that you don't have eugenicist aspirations for removing the "believers" for the shupeeeeeryah fyuchah.

TBF a lot of them rage against Islam (especially considering most of their hate is directed at Abrahamic religions, rather than eastern mysticism or tribal/druid pagan tree worship shit); they just aren't as ballsy about it for fear of getting cancelled by wokescolds (or worse).

Hell, even the non-Jewish victims of the Holocaust get routinely ignored. It always has to be about muh six gorillion, all the fags and gyppos that got gassed are NBD.

Or the Poles who got absolutely massacred by Krauts, Soviets and Ukrainians in WWII.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

I think that's part of the reason why the "edgy online atheist" has gotten cringe and stale. Not only because Islam obviously falls into the "muh religion" conundrum, but because it was just a fad at its core.

Logically speaking, people aren't necessarily stupid or dumb for believing in an "old man in the sky". Beliefs and line of thinking go deeper and more nuanced than that. I also assume that more and more people grew tired at the futility of trying to separate themselves from religion.

Well, that, and the belated realization that neckbeards like James Lindsay are having in the realization that "religion" isn't a rigorous category and does a terrible job at describing what they oppose (non-materialistic worldviews, approximately,) to the point where they're writing freedom of religion arguments against CRT while Curtis Yarvin smirks and says he told them so. I imagine the Atheism+ schism accelerated this trend.

To the point of Bob and his plastic crap, though, he'd be less awful if he belonged to a no-shit cargo cult or practiced some niche form of feng shui where his nicknacks literally channeled positive energy or whatever. At least then he'd need the belief that there were larger forces at play in the universe that no human truly controls, and may be intrinsically beyond our understanding. Unlike now, where he's a wise thinker who's been denied his mechanical apotheosis by those maga chuds who coincidentally remind him of people he disliked in middle school.

 

[Juan's Sombrero]

TBF a lot of them rage against Islam (especially considering most of their hate is directed at Abrahamic religions, rather than eastern mysticism or tribal/druid pagan tree worship shit); they just aren't as ballsy about it for fear of getting cancelled by wokescolds (or worse).

Which is doubly ironic and disappointing because of how much online Atheists bluster about religion. They know full well that if they ever take as much of the mileage they give to christianity against Islam, it'll practically be a death sentence. Both socially and literally.

My parents warned me that if I so much as make fun of muslims, they can and will find me and members of my family.

It sounds petty and ridiculous to an American, and it's because of that sheltered assumption that another heavy dose of irony to the people who claim to be "educated" on the matter admit so little to know the gritty reality of what goes on in an actual Muslim community.

Then again, they have no problem associating that kind of behavior with regular conservatives that they compare to the Ku Klux Klan or Nazis. So, lack of self-awareness combined with a narrow minded perspective makes it poignant.

 

[Positron]

My parents warned me that if I so much as make fun of muslims, they can and will find me and members of my family.

Islam is proto-Twitter.





Bobby's Angel resents David Lynch again:


Angels Corps USA:

 

[hot hot leg]

Angels Corps USA:
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That picture is by a Chinese artist called HJL. It's just a standalone piece; there isn't any story to it beyond what's apparent in the picture.

 

[Jack Awful]

Not really. The people who rioted on the sixth didn’t do so because they wanted rainbow dildo butt monkeys reading books to their kids.

Yeah, but the dildo butt monkey supporters see themselves as Soviets.

 

[Flexo]

Bobby's history of creep posts does not do him any favors:

You know I'm no fan of Bob but even i have to roll my eyes at this "creep" stuff. The internet really is going overboard with het is ew.

But then I remember that this is the life Bob choose and it makes the popcorn thatuch sweeter.

Fair point. Just within the past month, my father had a similar question regarding the Judeo-Christian Bible's authenticity, specifically as to whether the Bible, as it is written today, is missing anything or has been added to.

Please don't trigger my ancient scholarship circuits... it could overload the board.

(edit) there's just something so elegant, so beautiful, about nuclear destruction. So complete, powerful, cleansing. Mankind's greatest weapon. Lots of things you could take someone, like Plato or something, from the ancient world and they would eventually understand modern technology. A car is a horseless carriage. A phone uses invisible waves to connect people like a mail system. A video is like a painting, it captures the event so you can look at it later. But a nuclear weapon? Like an act of God himself.

I hear you...

Please vote to turn over all nukes to Skynet, today! I promise I won't be disappointed.

It doesn't even make any fucking sense. "Believing" is a type of thinking. Not just in the postmodern "everything is a belief" sense, but literally, a belief is a thought. You have to think about things to believe them (ethics, philosophy), and you have to believe things (axioms) to think them.

Exactly. Thought isn't possible without a belief that your senses are receiving true information and that your thoughts are your own.

I seem to remember someone's got offended by "mean-spirited wordplay

What if it was a statue of an Inca warrior cutting out a trans person's heart?

 

[Troonologist PhD]

You know I'm no fan of Bob but even i have to roll my eyes at this "creep" stuff. The internet really is going overboard with het is ew.

But then I remember that this is the life Bob choose and it makes the popcorn thatuch sweeter.


What if it was a statue of an Inca warrior cutting out a trans person's heart?

He's just pathetically thirsty.

"Third sex" was the closest thing pre-contemporary cultures had to trannies. I doubt any of the crosddressers actually tried to convince others they were real women/men.