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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Głosy: 103 4,5%

  • Rioley

    Głosy: 279 12,1%

  • Penis

    Głosy: 417 18,1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Głosy: 300 13,0%

  • Boner

    Głosy: 300 13,0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Głosy: 685 29,7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Głosy: 717 31,1%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Głosy: 267 11,6%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Głosy: 205 8,9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Głosy: 1 151 49,9%

  • Kindness

    Głosy: 669 29,0%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Głosy: 313 13,6%
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PuffyGroundCloud powiedział(a):
How long until the "evil" parents call the authorities for kidnapping?
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Best case scenario for them having actually gone to get someone is that some tranny neet still living at home got picked up and taken to go live at the Tranch. It' just as likely that there never was anyone. We didn't even get a picture of a tire gauge the last time they battled white supremacists. Maybe we'll get a picture in a week when someone new moves in, but they felt they needed to do something now because the gfm is failing and bills are coming due or something.
 
Lubby Smith powiedział(a):
Ladies and gentlemen: they got him.
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I figure the "white supremacist den" are an 80-year old couple who are a tad worried their live-in son (42) doesn't eat well and uses illicit substances.

They were just about to have their afternoon tea when two rather corpulent men in ill-fitting combat fatigues and guns with orange tips in the barrel burst in the front door, which bent the hinges and was rather unnecessary as the door was already open.

As the father lit another cigar, he and his wife watched in baffled amazement as the intruders proceeded to take their stoned-as-a-shrimp son from his bedroom and into a dilapidated horse trailer, after which they drove off into the wild blue yonder.

It all would have been rather scary, weren't it for the fact they met in a Da Nang field hospital in '68 so there's really not much that they haven't seen before.

She's glad she can finally vacuum his room.
 
ExsanguinateHorizon powiedział(a):
The destructive capability of troons is crazy retarded. Their bodies and minds, the businesses and fields they occupy, the long term and catastrophic damage to the environment and even the locations they're parasitizing by slandering its name and people. They take everything and give nothing. Amazing.
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This isn't unique to the Tranch, anywhere that troons setup will degenerate. We've seen it with hobbies, with organizations, and with communities, they're literal human parasites.
 
Old Fart powiedział(a):
I figure the "white supremacist den" are an 80-year old couple who are a tad worried their live-in son (42) doesn't eat well and uses illicit substances.

They were just about to have their afternoon tea when two rather corpulent men in ill-fitting combat fatigues and guns with orange tips in the barrel burst in the front door, which bent the hinges and was rather unnecessary as the door was already open.

As the father lit another cigar, he and his wife watched in baffled amazement as the intruders proceeded to take their stoned-as-a-shrimp son from his bedroom and into a dilapidated horse trailer, after which they drove off into the wild blue yonder.

It all would have been rather scary, weren't it for the fact they met in a Da Nang field hospital in '68 so there's really not much that they haven't seen before.

She's glad she can finally vacuum his room.
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Read this as I was waiting on the truck scale at work and they apparently heard me laughing my ass off thru the speakers.

Thank you for this lol
 
Ok, lets just go with the assumption that this isn't a complete bullshit fabrication by a bunch of mentally ill sexual deviants larping as seal team six for digital headpats from other equally delusional losers. Wouldn't giving a description of this cult and the location of their evil trans concentration camp maybe help actual law enforcement investigate this? Or just like the totally real Byuu anheroing itself saga, asking for any proof/verifiable facts is uberverboten?
 
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