The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[hasbinot]

Only cause our boy Earl sticks to macroaggresions, the absolute savage.

Is over inflating tires a micro or macro aggression?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Is over inflating tires a micro or macro aggression?

Well that really depends on whether the target has an inflation fetish or not. If not, it's a micro-aggression; if yes, it's macro for reasons better left unsaid.

 

[homewayhalf]

Their GoFraudMe has received only 10 new donations from their larp rescue, amounting to $830 dollars. They sure are making the big bucks now!

I’m not sure how many of their donations in the past have been from women but most female handmaidens are anti-gun and may have caught on to the militia LARP. We know troons don’t have any money to donate.

 

[The Final Troondown]

>Catboy petting zoo
They're off to a great start I see!

crossover time

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Live: From the Trannosphere!

Spoiler: Warhammer MATI

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Well I know what the first thing I'm going to shoot off the table with my God emperor approved Las cannons.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Y'all, the tweet went viral, and the replies are . . .

Spoiler: oh no no no

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Not to worry, Mister Kevin is on the job.
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This is the most based Twitter thread I have ever seen.

 

[Friendly Futa]

Bonnie es un hombre loco y obeso y yo no tendría relaciones sexuales con el.

 

[mickey339]

I understand the relunctance for using us as a source but for fucks sake, this is the biggest puff piece we’ve seen of the tranch. One day people are gonna have to wake up and see the evidence.

Would a "Criticism" section be trolling?
None of us should write it but “some” might.

 

[Bogliacci]

Maybe they're involved in sex trafficking and this "trans sis" they rescued is just another victim and this is why they're always armed and paranoid.

 

[break these cuffs]

Maybe they're involved in sex trafficking and this "trans sis" they rescued is just another victim and this is why they're always armed and paranoid.

They would have already been caught if that were the case. None of them are very smart. Society has presented a niche to shiftless grifters and they're taking full advantage of it.

 

[cowisnow]

Maybe they're involved in sex trafficking and this "trans sis" they rescued is just another victim and this is why they're always armed and paranoid.

Might the new-jack at the tranch be the Troon-Cucumber?

 

[AMHOLIO]

Coping, seething, and probably dilating:
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https://mobile.twitter.com/SteampunkPenny/status/1417088269288833026 (Archive)

Not as funny as Null going "Lmao", then inviting other people as a forum to give their response.

They will have to up the ante to bring in more griftbux, so yeah. Those hombres armados y listos - one of them even has his huevos - are all powder kegs waiting to explode.

Troon waco seems like the most extreme scenario, two men getting into an argument and having violence or them getting into a conflict with the town or sheriff's office where they throw a tantrum on video is what I'm waiting for.

Might the new-jack at the tranch be the Troon-Cucumber?

I don't think Bryan/Trooncumber was the one rescued but he is a new ranch hand polyculing it up. He's a whiny shit so who knows.

I hope Mistress keeps everyone up to date on things - I'm curious to see if they'll give out details on the person or white supremacist (lol u all white ho).

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Might the new-jack at the tranch be the Troon-Cucumber?

I dont think so because in their dumb rescue story they specified the person they rescued was given their number, so it would be an unknown to us I'd imagine.

Which is helpful since that means it can't be disproven or have a slip up in the story since they likely don't exist.

 

[Dickens Cider]

“Supa sekkrit agent 63, code named “optimus troon” received an urgent call for evac from a trans sister on the batphone. Code named operation griftbux, we proceeded to trace the original signal to Earl Industrial, where we used our sexy female bodies to talk our way past the outer picket security and found, deep within the bowels of the complex a room with no food or water where our sister was being forced to watch trump on 24/7 repeat and 1950s sex Ed videos. Total enemy KIA- 47 rocks, a wall, 3 beer cans, and one mountain lion three miles away.

-excerpt from their gofundme, probably.

 

[Prolego]

This is from Kevin's thread. It looks like they went to pick up Bryan. Someone must have got sick of having him on their couch.

Bryan is back at the tranch
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Tweet | Archive

And Bryan's replied to the TRA Team tweet (couldn't resist keeping the reply to him)


https://twitter.com/transcucumber/status/1416612643352326145 (https://archive.is/WZ21b)

 

[The Final Troondown]

Bonnie is quite far in the distance. It looks like the dogs aren't so much "getting out" as they are "desperately trying to escape the forsaken wasteland of the Tranch and those who dwell within it".

Would be interesting if one of their dogs did escape and started worrying the neighbour's livestock (if they have any). A tranch story arc about either their dog killing the neighbour's animals (they have no evidence it was our dog, this is transphobic!) or their dog getting shot by a neighbour for being on their land (this was a transphobic hate crime) would be interesting, not that I want their dogs to be shot.

I'd prefer 'kind neighbour takes in neglected dog and calls the state board about the rest' arc

 

[Iron Hamster]

It took awhile but i finally got a spy photo of the captive troon break out.

Spoiler

This is from Kevin's thread. It looks like they went to pick up Bryan. Someone must have got sick of having him on their couch.



And Bryan's replied to the TRA Team tweet (couldn't resist keeping the reply to him)

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https://twitter.com/transcucumber/status/1416612643352326145 (https://archive.md/WZ21b)

Is that a penis joke?

 

[TERF ISLAND]

So the conclusion is that Bryan got catfished, probably trying to score with a minor, but instead the catfisher just lead them to some no mans land for the lols instead of being there to fuck them up.

This is my head canon and unless new evidence comes to light, it's what happened as far as I'm concerned.

 

[Jazz never died!]

Phil doesn't have a radio. None of them do. In previous pics and videos he just had the wire flopping around. We made fun of him for wasting $6-800 on them and not even securing the wire with a rubberband. Now he has it tucked behind his carrier for pics to pretend he's fucking JTAC. How long will it take him to find the Armorwerx PTT on Amazon so he can hook up them up to whatever Walmart tier walkie talkies they buy?

You will never be this cool Phil:

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That backpack looks like something my charcter from Ghost Recon Wildlands would wear. Its not hard or expensive to get a cheap radio/headset working. Hell Amazon sells packs of them and all you need is earbuds and you blend in. Hell spec-ops use this set up. But i suppose it wouldn't look cool for your larp ops.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

I did not expect the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch to actually LARP outside the wire.
Ive been subverted

How long till they hit a terf-ied?