DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[SaidNoOneEver]

Christ he doesn't know Windows installation ISO's have been available for download for like a decade?


Please let it be a macbook!

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Man, those images of DSP’s Chat Contributors really, really got to him. It’s never been more obvious what his fanbase truly consists of, and he hates it. So, he tries to get rid of that itch the only way he’s ever known…spend, spend, spend!
Getting all this new equipment without fully being able to justify why it’s necessary, telling himself things are “slow” because of lack of gaming news, flexing on Twitter. This is how he makes the scary thoughts go away, and it doesn’t even work long. He went from talking about how the trolls have been owned to bitterly squealing about their insults of his physique in his chat in less than a week.
Phil getting booted off Twitch has been nonstop entertainment for us and nonstop delusion for him. He’ll definitely be back on Twitch before the year’s end, if only so he can pretend he has thousands of fans more easily again. Until then we get to watch the walls close in and Phil desperately trying to keep them away by throwing dollars at them. Maybe the next pull will finally get rid of the itch for good…

 

[FamicomGorby]

So Dave brought up why he didn't just cleanup his existing laptop and he basically said he didn't know how to reinstall Windows. He did say he didn't have the install disc, but he coulda just bought a new copy for less than the cost of a new laptop.

Dave totally built PC's guys.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

"This laptop has absolutely served me well."
Literally the next sentence:
"For the past 5 years it has been running like molasses, incredibly slow."

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Why would someone use their IB name anywhere outside IB. Whalechairs are dumb but this is head dent level retarded.

They just take after their father, Phil with the odd shaped head. I'm still putting money on Mrs. Burnell placing her ashtray on top of baby Phil's head

 

[Here Comes Mongo]

So we go from new laptop to an indepth furry discussion.

The vortex is strong today, it seems.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

So Dave brought up why he didn't just cleanup his existing laptop and he basically said he didn't know how to reinstall Windows. He did say he didn't have the install disc, but he coulda just bought a new copy for less than the cost of a new laptop.

Dave totally built PC's guys.

ISO's to make your own DVD have been freely available for many years from Microsoft. The Windows license is built-in to the BIOS


EDIT: that Acer Aspire is $350-400 (maybe the $650 thin model?). Idiot didn't know what a blue USB port means... Pro gamer.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Admitted to ignoring a startup error message on his laptop for five years.

This is a man who truly cares for the equipment his livelihood depends on.

If you're going to ignore the error anyway why not just disable the program from booting? Even Phil must manage to google how to get into msconfig...

He's full of shit. That would have started a panic far worse than losing partnership

 

[Rusty_Shackleford3]

It's a fucking Acer Aspire 5. $500 https://www.amazon.co.uk/Acer-Aspire-A515-56-15-6-Laptop/dp/B08NCFJPFQ

P.S. He struggled to lift a laptop, he's really getting weak.

Edit: Disregard the link, this is the AMD version.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Laptop Dave bought

 

[Rusty_Shackleford3]

Wow, this laptop looks like another laptop. Fuck me

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

It's a fucking Acer Aspire 5. $500 https://www.amazon.co.uk/Acer-Aspire-A515-56-15-6-Laptop/dp/B08NCFJPFQ

P.S. He struggled to lift a laptop, he's really getting weak.

Wow, I didn't realize they were still making shitty MacBook Air lookalikes.

Hahaha it has an intel integrated GPU, not playing any fucking games on it at all.

EDIT: Sounds like he got the AMD variant, in which case, lol, that chipset was entry-level in like 2018.

 

[Salubrious]

So Dave brought up why he didn't just cleanup his existing laptop and he basically said he didn't know how to reinstall Windows. He did say he didn't have the install disc, but he coulda just bought a new copy for less than the cost of a new laptop.

Dave totally built PC's guys.

To be fair, I would rather buy fresh rather than try to upgrade a 10 year old laptop too.

Then again, I would not use a laptop for streaming since building a desktop would be more cheaper and more powerful.

But it looks like DSP bought the 2nd cheapest laptop he could see on Amazon outside those $200 models. He bought a laprop more suited to my Mom using Facebook than a professional full-time streamer.

LOL. "AMD Ryzen 3? What the fuck is that?" Oh my God DSP is booming it up right now.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

So this idiot interrupted his "raw" gameplay stream to unbox a fucking 500 dollar laptop? Is this nigga for real? He couldn't do this "behind the scenes"?

 

[Pargon]

Laptop Dave bought

$700 to monitor chat. What a fucking mark.

 

[One Sick Puppy]

Bugged sticker mechanics dude

 

[KD6-3.7]

“It says RYZEN 3?????? I don’t know what that is…”

Jesus Christ…

 

[Das Fladermaus]

God its like a monkey seeing a shiney thing

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Why does he look so confused when looking at the laptop and the box it came in? This is what I imagine would happen if you went back in time and gave a laptop to a bunch of cavemen