Jonathan Yaniv / "Jessica Simpson" / @trustednerd / trustednerd.com / JY Knows It / JY British Columbia - Canada's Best Argument Against Transgender Self-Identification

[KiwiFuzz]

These Meow Mix leaks are like a 7-course meal at the French Laundry of lulz.

"Shit, how did it get to be Tuesday already? Time to drink a bottle of wine, not take my meds, and call the amberlamps."

Autocorrecting "pedophile" to "lexicographer."

The fact that she's sharing literally nothing about herself aside from "I have the coof" and he's convinced that she is the love of his life.

His totally believable story about how he's been raped twice by two different girls but he's still a virgin because only rapist females want to break off a piece of that.

Alternating between telling her how many kinds of bacteria he's cultivating in his stankditch and telling her how bad he wants to sex her up.

His complete lack of a personality above and beyond muh injuries, muh lolsuits, muh petty grievances, and muh 41%.

Like honest question here: Are there any cows who are able to read this, understand where he's left the tracks, and apply it to their own lives? Like p sure I was in third grade when someone said, "If you want to make friends, ask people questions about themselves and take an interest in the things they are interested in." Powerlevel but I had a gay friend who would read the sports section of the paper every day despite not giving a shit about sports just so he'd have something to make small talk about with other guys. But Tranniv can't even pull out a "So what movies do you like? I saw _____ last week and it sucked/ruled."

This whole thing is reminiscent of Plinkett's breakdown of Anakin's grossness in Star Wars II.

Good times.

 

[Sasha]

If there's genuinely one thing that I can say came out of Yaniv that's actually good, it's the fact that his festering groin wound and the subsequent bitching that came out of it is self-evident proof of why "bottom surgery" in any capacity is a fucking horrible idea.

Well I'm sure that a whole lot of people would've been eager to pay real money to perform an artisanal castration on him. Then, isn't GRS some sort of public service ? (as opposed to pubic service, which he was outrageously denied due to the anecdotal presence of sweaty balls)

 

[Awel an Ankoù]

"I'm not a criminal. I have a charge." -Jessica Yaniv

 

[pr3nt177]

His totally believable story about how he's been raped twice by two different girls but he's still a virgin because only rapist females want to break off a piece of that.

I can't keep up with all this sex he's hoping to get, he's had, or thinks he has had....sex with a big fat thing* (wtte), sex in a toilet stall where he's not sure if he did or he didn't, losing his virginity to some girl called Amanda*, telling Sara he was still a virgin and of course all those "sexual assaults and rapes". (* could be the same one, who the feck knows).

If that wasn't enough he daren't set foot out of his front door due to everyone (male, female and everything else with a pulse) wanting to sexually molest him.

He's been raped (twice), "viciously sexually assaulted", Donald wants to rip his frock off, peeped at, sexually assaulted, fondled, exposed at,,, Jesus, the poor bloke can't even have a pee in peace with his mother. Sad thing is, his Langley female family seems to have been cursed with this same animal magnetism,

 

[Sasha]

Well, there's your problem.

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Is he prescribed insulin ? That could solve at least two of his problems :
1)life
2)clit loss

 

[The Un-Clit]

I've actually started looking forward to reading YOUR summaries just as much as the actual chats. Your brevity and compression of the material into a few paragraphs really emphasizes how delusional (delusionable?) he is.

Gotta say, fam. The newest leaks are the funniest richest lolmilk pails that i've seen milked out of a cow since Russell Greer was catfished into thinking he was going to have a threesome with Katy Perry and her assistant, only to be cockblocked by a black guy in a wheelchair.

I wonder if "Arianna" could possibly be "Sara" under a different name? The same style of passive/agressive flirting and digging for deets out of Jonnyboy (and succeeding brilliantly) is being used here, and even more telling, Jonnyboy is so thirsty he dosen't stop for a second to consider this 'hot, trans-friendly lesbian' has not only taken the time of day to chat and flirt with such an obnoxious sped as JYS but put up with his junior high-school-level sexual banter without hitting him with a woke-level nuclear blast and blocking him with extreme prejudice.

Either way, it's a gripping and schadenfreude filled read and glad you are there to collect the awesomeness, MM!

 

[Baloney Face]

More dollars for the "reconstructive surgery" will be on the horizon soon no doubt. The wheels on the bus go round and round...

Clean up the suppuration and ... what tissue left to reconstruct?

 

[Short Stack]

Wait....He just said he'd like to go horseback riding with her
After his severe car accident he's recovering from
& bouncing that open wound between his legs on a saddle.

It's like he can be called for a contradiction on every word that comes out of his mouth / KB

ETA @ The Un-Clit the desperation is pathetic

 

[Awel an Ankoù]

Freudian slip of the century.

 

[Meow Mix]

Wait....He just said he'd like to go horseback riding with her
After his severe car accident he's recovering from
& bouncing that open wound between his legs on a saddle.

It's like he can be called for a contradiction on every word that comes out of his mouth / KB

ETA @ The Un-Clit the desperation is pathetic

I didn't even pick up on that!
Horseback riding on a busted hip and freshly crafted hamburgina doesn't seem like a good idea. For the horse.
JY should try a mechanical bull. Ride it. Ride it hard.

 

[glass_houses]

>I was raped

This part I believe, Jon. With troonies its virtually always that story. Daddy/mommy/drunken uncle/cousin from Alabama etc. made you play the girl and it trickle down to cutting the dick off decade or some later on.

You ain't first. You ain't last. Take it up with who did it and not every bystander in your way and none will judge you.

He has a wildly inappropriate relationship with his mum. There's video footage of Yaniv in a hottub, smirking and tonguing the air as Miriam plays with his hair and kisses him.

 

[pr3nt177]

Wait....He just said he'd like to go horseback riding with her

 

[Short Stack]

I was just thinking....
EVERYTHING is his life, all the events in some way all relate to sex.
School, work etc, all involve sex.

I've known some butch dykes & I don't think they could have been as crude as our boy

 

[Empyrea]

The fact that she's sharing literally nothing about herself aside from "I have the coof" and he's convinced that she is the love of his life.

Hey, she's "willingly" talking to him. That makes her the perfect woman.

That's why he's proposing and spitting I Love Yous as if they have a relationship; it's as close as he ever gets to one.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Yaniv's generic fantasies of romance are second only to Chris's:

1. Fancy Italian restaurant
2. Walk on the beach
3. Talk about being in love
4. Cuddle under blanket with hot chocolate
5. Marriage proposal

Like Chris, Yaniv is very ready to issue larger-than-life proclamations of love ("i wuv uuuuu <3 <3 <3," etc.) but really has no idea where to take it after that. He has no idea what he and his supposed future wife have in common or what they'd do together other than have sex and go on romantic walks on the beach.

The catfisher's sadism is impressive. "Hello?! I haven't heard from you in four hours!! I demand constant check-ins! Also, I want some pink sapphire jewelry on our first date. But NO tacky fake stones, or else!"

I found this exchange hilarious: "Wish I could make you a nice warm hot chocolate" "I don't need stupid hot chocolate you retard I need a real partner." The catfisher can abuse Yaniv for hours on end and then reel him back in with a few pet names and kissy emojis. It would be painful to read if the victim were almost anyone other than Yaniv.

Other bits I particularly enjoyed: when the catfisher demands that Yaniv "level with [her]" and give her a straight answer as to what his job is, and he replies with, "content development and conversion rate optimization."

Yaniv claims, "I've attempted suicide every single week for the past three years." So that's 156 failed suicide attempts, give or take. Yaniv also claims he was raped by a girl on a blind date on two separate occasions. No comment on that claim either.

Where evolution gave guys larger physical powers, it compensanted with women at mental level.

Yaniv seems to have combined the worst of both sexes, then.

How much would it take for someone to eat one of the chunks that falls off/out of Yaniv's neovagina? I'd probably hoark one down for 10k.

This is only an acceptable answer if you're a Third-Worlder surviving on less than $5 a day.

 

[100pcent]

Yaniv's generic fantasies of romance are second only to Chris's

Yaniv also claims he was raped by a girl on a blind date on two separate occasions. No comment on that claim either.

It wouldn't be a surprise if yaniv is just lying to get pity points and score some "I feel sorry for you" pussy. It works for high school girls, but for a man his age it's fucking sad. This is what technology does to our youth.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Nothing says failure more than 150 failed suicide attempts


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Dear Dickless Fat FAggot who we know reads every word about himself on the interwebz. IT'S UP AND AROUND! NOT ACROSS! Try to stick to hard surfaces like linoleum or the bathtub. It's so hard to get the blood out of ytour mothers carpets again.

 

[Say What Now?]

My favorite autocorrect. It's so meta.

 

[ProtonMailMan]

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tfw he could have just went to etsy instead of spliting and inverting his dick

https://www.etsy.com/listing/590817923 for those interested.

I can't keep up with all this sex he's hoping to get, he's had, or thinks he has had....sex with a big fat thing* (wtte), sex in a toilet stall where he's not sure if he did or he didn't, losing his virginity to some girl called Amanda*, telling Sara he was still a virgin and of course all those "sexual assaults and rapes". (* could be the same one, who the feck knows).

If that wasn't enough he daren't set foot out of his front door due to everyone (male, female and everything else with a pulse) wanting to sexually molest him.

He's been raped (twice), "viciously sexually assaulted", Donald wants to rip his frock off, peeped at, sexually assaulted, fondled, exposed at,,, Jesus, the poor bloke can't even have a pee in peace with his mother. Sad thing is, his Langley female family seems to have been cursed with this same animal magnetism,

He so hot---So HAWT--that rape is the only kind of sex he has.

I mean, who can resist? Obviously not Amy!!

 

[Reluctant MC]

Another round of leaked messages… https://meowmix.org/jessica-yaniv-simpson-arianna-superleak-4/

Jessica Yaniv Simpson: Arianna Superleak 4: Denton Dick, Rape, and Su…

archived 5 Jul 2021 20:14:18 UTC

archive.ph

The main gist…

Romantic musings: yaniv wants to take Arianna to ”a fancy cute restaurant…really cute Italian place” (cute?) then “I make you a warm hot chocolate and we cuddle in blankets”…”I love romance”.. “I won’t be cheap” “I want to see you/badly…” “just marry me”…”…Ariana mentions she has to isolate (Covid) and his reply? “I wanna eat you out”… “But you’re my girlfriend”…”Morning my beautiful love bug”…”I wuv uuuuu”…"fuck me"

Driving: Arianna comments on the amount of driving and he replies “I’m used to it” (didn’t he use him being too disabled to drive to the police station as an excuse one time? These messages are dated February 2021)

Sara: he had everything booked for a proposal…spent $10,000 on flights, hotels etc (but couldn’t afford court fees, just sayin’)

Health: having “massage and physio and chiro…” When Arianna mentions she doesn’t feel good and has a fever he replies “I don’t feel well either”…he has a Covid test “every few days (for a) sense of security...surgery precautions" (so worried post surgery that he visits the beach/travels by ferry etc)…” In a lot of pain…mainly the pains from my car accident”…”I fainted into bed”…”I might go wash my car” (can’t sit, can’t stand, can’t drive but can wash his car?)…”I’m scared cuz of my vagina…It’s really tight” (iirc he Tweet bragged about his tight vagina a while back and here he is complaining about it now)…”It’s actually really tight and I’m scared cuz it’s TOO tight…he thinks he has 6 inches depth but can only dilate to 5 inches…”Awe hun you’re still sick? I’m in a lot of pain today”. Arianna tells him she thinks she has Covid he replies “So can we make out then”… “I’ve attempted suicide every single week for the past 3 years - overdoses, overusing meds and harming myself by not taking my meds”…”My security is so tight. I’m terrified. Just today (February 27th 2021) had 4 cop cars come into a parking lot because I went into a panic attack that someone was going to hurt me. It's such a hard life. Have intense depression, anxiety and ptsd that I can’t control. I need a service dog so badly.”..."it's ok they got me out" (he called an ambulance whilst he was stuck in the bath due to pain - this is February 2021)... Seeing a gyno as "My surgery isn't healing at all" (5th March 2021)

Working: Claims he’s working all the time…”Content development and conversion rate optimization”…my websites are dead but I still get business”…Arianna mentions his showing off (dead restaurant and his website dead) having no new stuff and he replies “I do. I just don’t show it off”...”Been so busy, Work" "I'm overworked".

Travel: His dream country? “it has wet vegetation’s(sic)…the food is amazing…its location in the middle of two beautiful things…it’s called Ariannavaginaville” (reminder, 34 year old bloke here)

Pedophile: “Denton Dick is a lexicographer…he’s a weirdo pedo stalker…idk I don’t like him…past stalker”’

Charges: Tries to play down his charges…Arianna says that’s five charges then and yaniv replies “kinda”

Rape: “I’ve been abused since I was a kid and I’m traumatized…sexually, physically, emotionally”… “Its 30 years of trauma”…”I was raped I can’t write this…I cant”…"sexually assaulted"…Arianna tells him she was sexually assaulted by a bloke he replies” Same thing happened to me but a girl”…it happened to me twice…” “Raped by two girls…they jumped on me and ducked me…2013”..."it’s just hard for me to talk about”

MeowMix: idiot references the site (as you do when you’re wooing and out to impress)

Italics mine

For someone so disabled that he can't get to the cop shop, can't get in and out of the bath/shower unaided, can't sit down in case his "vagina" bursts open, can't drive, hasn't got any work coming in, can't afford court fees yet claims he spent $10,000 on Sara and has just bought a new couch he seems to be doing okay swanning about, washing his car, working plenty of hours (he in fact claims he's "overworked) and spending money.

The incessant Covid tests and repeated sexual assaults/rape claims are just abhorrent.

edited to add:
He's now claiming to have been raped twice.
>University (2005-2008).
>This 2013 claim.

I've learned that Yaniv is really bad at suicide, not that he should ve good but... 156 attempts?

Also, why would he continue the conversation after his potential love interest called him a retard and berated him repeatedly? This schmuck lacks both common sense and self respect.