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4 months. 4 months and your dlit is already falling off. Who the fuck was the surgeon Dr Jon Meatmangler?

At this point, you'll have better luck with a can of flex seal.
Dr Brassard in Montreal, IIRC. There's a lot of troons on Reddit who've been botched by him. He's not as bad as Kathy Rumer but he's pretty close, I think a few of his are in the SRS disasters thread.
 
OH MY god this is FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!

WHAT A MAROON!!!!!!
I give up some days trying to work out what the hell he's talking about.

He must see himself as the head honcho of some multinational conglomerate company, the bulk of which is operated from his one-bedroomed-3 mattresses-flat...the remaining part run from a Tupperware sandwich box stored over in his mother's OAP flat.
 
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“need to file a prosecution…against my sister” who I haven’t spoken to since 2015. She’s nuts and called the police saying I’m harassing her which is false, and public mischief. So I’m prosecuting her privately”

This is interesting, is this a half-sister from his dad's previous marriage? Do we know anything about her / has he filed a civil suit against her yet?

Can you imagine the horror of Yaniv being your half-sibling and being harassed by him so badly you go to the police, knowing his vexatious ass will probably try and sue you in revenge?
 
Coincidence her working for ICBC and him lawyered up for his car bump.

Given past claims of him relentlessly ringing a hospital over an appointment and the 30+ FB callouts I can well believe he's been harassing her. I should imagine he behaved similarly with the GRS clinic.

4 months. 4 months and your dlit is already falling off. Who the fuck was the surgeon Dr Jon Meatmangler?

At this point, you'll have better luck with a can of flex seal.
Panic over, GRS Montreal is sending him a repair kit.
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Not really kosher...fitting for the pig tho
 

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OH MY god this is FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!

WHAT A MAROON!!!!!!
I give up some days trying to work out what the hell he's talking about.

He must see himself as the head honcho of some multinational conglomerate company, the bulk of which is operated from his one-bedroomed-3 mattresses-flat...the remaining part run from a Tupperware sandwich box stored over in his mother's OAP flat.
I think he is, quite literally a pathological liar. I don't think he could stop himself if he were desperate to do so.
 
Yeah. I'd have to agree with the pathological part. He puts no thought into anything he spews as far as supporting the claims, or what problems they could cause him.
Example, renting part of MYs condo. Any receipts?
Why wasn't this listed on his financials with the court as far as expenses.
And with the latest catfish, his "dividends" Those weren't claimed on his financials as income.
Just as he showed no expenses for his "accountant".

Oh what a tangled web we weave
 
I doubt she ruined the party, those sorts of parties will continue if someone's left in an ambulance.
Just one Ambulance call? Oh Hell No that won't stop them. Now the same Ambulance crew having to keep going back to haul 4 or 5 pf their overly adventurous asses down to the local ER, because when you get stuck with a shitty job it helps to spread the shit wide and deep. There is nothing like filling out the paperwork for "Adult Male, multiple Rodent Bites to Scrotum and Sphynchter. Possible lodged object in rectum. Lodged object may not be dead yet and seems to be pissed off..'"
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Re him having a "corporation/paying himself the minimum taxable benefit in dividends" waffle. Can anyone explain, in very basic terms, what he is on about? Is he conning the court or conning her? I know he is doing both generally but I'm more interested in this "dividends" claim.

He's been in debt for a while now so is he, on paper for the courts at least, saying here that he has purposely put himself where he is with his credit cards and such because he has money hidden/tied up in his "corporation" so the courts can't touch it ie so he doesn't have to pay for lawyers and possible costs when he loses?

And the big question is what fecking "corporation"? I just see an obese lazy grifter with no job, living on disability benefits and freebie handouts with no mention of accountancy fees on his court waiver fees applications. Was he left a sizeable $$$ amount from his father, could this be the "corporation" he runs from his Walter Mitty executive apartment?

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I'm not sure how it works in Canadian Lae, but in the US many small businesses will establish themselves as S-Corps. As sometimes the tax rules work out better. With an S-corp you can't (legally) use the business as a piggy bank. Even if sole proprietor. The principals must be paid at least a minimum salary. Any other cash disbursements to them must follow certain rules such as for dividends.
 
Re him having a "corporation/paying himself the minimum taxable benefit in dividends" waffle. Can anyone explain, in very basic terms, what he is on about?
Without giving out too much info about myself I have a very particular set of skills that involve knowing about Canadian corporate tax. Essentially he's lying to Ari to make himself sound more financially secure. Hes using terms that maybe his H&R block accountant said to him and jumbling them together in a way that makes no sense.

You can't pay money out of a company that has no money and if you did all you're doing is moving money in a circle and paying tax on doing that.
 
Without giving out too much info about myself I have a very particular set of skills that involve knowing about Canadian corporate tax. Essentially he's lying to Ari to make himself sound more financially secure. Hes using terms that maybe his H&R block accountant said to him and jumbling them together in a way that makes no sense.

You can't pay money out of a company that has no money and if you did all you're doing is moving money in a circle and paying tax on doing that.
Which sounds like a completely Yaniv thing to do.
 
Everytime people say "You'll never be a real woman" I am reminded of this clip from Better Call Saul


If I wasn't lazy I'd deepfake his voice to say something like
"You're not a real woman!
A disgusting, pus filled axe wound, for Christ sake?! Neo-vagina? What a joke!"
 

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here's your solution:
don't look like a fat dyke and act like a retard towards the real gays
solution 2 is to never pull your pants down below where your asshole ends and your gooch starts
To quote (Nobel Laureate) Bob Dylan,

She takes just like a woman
Yes, she does, she makes love just like a woman
Yes, she does, and she aches just like a woman
But she breaks just like a little girl

Doesn't matter how many fag-piles you attend if you're going to act like a beatty little girl you're going to be treated like a bratty little girl.
 
actually i want to genuinely thank you for this advice for if i ever go to one of these what i assume to be dumpster fires that probably involve cocaine and/or heroin
Cocaine, poppers, and molly, mostly. God, I miss pre-covid Pride.
Dr Brassard in Montreal, IIRC. There's a lot of troons on Reddit who've been botched by him. He's not as bad as Kathy Rumer but he's pretty close, I think a few of his are in the SRS disasters thread.
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So basically what Yaniv would be if Yaniv was a surgeon.
 
Round 3 of Arianna chats are up https://meowmix.org/jessica-yaniv-simpson-arianna-superleak-3/

Run of the mill of "sexy talk" from yaniv. For someone who supposedly hated his willy he still talks fondly about what he would do with it if it were still alive.

Repeatedly declares his undying love. He has already planned out his marriage proposal to her, lucky lucky girl...he wants to "woo" her...he wants to know his bride-to-be's last name so he can take it when he proposes (another name change already?)..."I've already mapped out my proposal To you"

Wants Arianna to attend court with him, his "bodyguard" together with the dozens of cops (well., 16 sheriffs actually) and 4 police officers, solely there to protect him "from that psycho nut".Yes, he mentions his other love interest, Donald. Only by her attending will she see "how I'm truly a victim". He uploads pics(?) from MMix to prove it all.

Asks where she works so he can pop by as he wants to kiss his bride-to-be "so badly" ..,he suggests a nearby Starbucks then back to his place (where no doubt the 3 mattresses will be dragged out).

He has a Dr's note for court as he can't sit for long..."Cause my vagina might rip"... then straight into car talk where he tells her there's "lots of room in the back for some consensual sex" (what an odd statement to make)...gets himself into a lather telling Arianna how he wants to unzip her pants, slide them down blah blah blah...he's rubbing himself (and he wonders why it dropped off ).

He complains about his "vagina" bleeding then asks Arianna if she will take his virginity...still bleeding despite treatment but says he can still slap his "pussy"...he'll do whatever Arianna wants him to do in the bedroom then he suggests "making out in the stable (why not throw in a soupcon of beastiality eh)..."sucky sucky" (I sometimes forget just how old he is)...more than willing to dress up like a baby...tells Arianna that the nerves "down there are reconnecting and hurt like a bitch"...he uploads a pic (that even MMix won't post).

He claims he's "report writing"...he does a lot of "data mining", like analytical reports...he enjoys it. "I'm just doing so much. Work, work and more work"

Says ... "I'm innocent in what happened there. I was being harassed (punching Bexte?) I'm real and honest"


Basically, he wants sex. He wants a girlfriend. He's a real and honest bloke. He wants sex. Seems he's ready for another name change in his life and a new mummy figure. Oh, and he wants sex.
 
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Re him having a "corporation/paying himself the minimum taxable benefit in dividends" waffle. Can anyone explain, in very basic terms, what he is on about? Is he conning the court or conning her? I know he is doing both generally but I'm more interested in this "dividends" claim.

He's been in debt for a while now so is he, on paper for the courts at least, saying here that he has purposely put himself where he is with his credit cards and such because he has money hidden/tied up in his "corporation" so the courts can't touch it ie so he doesn't have to pay for lawyers and possible costs when he loses?

And the big question is what fecking "corporation"? I just see an obese lazy grifter with no job, living on disability benefits and freebie handouts with no mention of accountancy fees on his court waiver fees applications. Was he left a sizeable $$$ amount from his father, could this be the "corporation" he runs from his Walter Mitty executive apartment?

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Man, I just caught up on this and entire Sara thing and all I gotta say is that its made yet another solid case for sharia law.
 
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