DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Made a quick video of DSP telling his fans less than 2 weeks ago he would stop focusing on tips after getting the Youtube payment, followed by the newest "emergency" today:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZGXg7-48CtE

I know I shouldn't be, but God damn I am absolutely BAFFLED that this man thinks going out to eat once a week is a necessity and not a luxury and that he has the balls to say it without an ounce of shame straight to the paypigs who fund his lifestyle.

 

[PyroAlert]

Could he not have just changed it himself? I don't drive, but my retarded slut of a sister changed hers during a long trip.

He could of changed it himself if he had a spare. The alleged $600 Phil allegedly had to pay was for tire repair/replacement.
I’ll be honest here, flat tires are not easy to remove and put the spare on if you let a tire shop install your tires, which you should let them do to ensure proper torquing of the lug nuts. The problem is that you will need special wrench and probably a breaker bar to loosen them lugs. Luckily every time I’ve noticed a flat on my car, I’ve been at my house so I use my air compressor in my garage to reinflate the tire long enough to drive it to a tire center.
I’ve been to the Firestone Phil allegedly walked to, they suck. He should of gone to Discount Tire on Grady Way, which is closer to that Feast Buffet he loves on Rainier Ave. btw. But Phil being the lazy slob that he is, went to the nearest tire place without getting quotes first.
Also, whoever asked if changing a flat tire was a requirement to get a driver’s license in Washington state, are you stupid? Washington State gives out driver’s licenses to illegals who cannot read or write English and have never been inside a car before let alone change a god damn tire lol

 

[PieceofShet]

Could he not have just changed it himself? I don't drive, but my retarded slut of a sister changed hers during a long trip.

DSP changin a tire? Are you fukin nuts?

He was too lazy to take the dirty paper plate to the kitchen, so he just put in front of his door like a room service.

 

[wahkando]

He could of changed it himself if he had a spare. The alleged $600 Phil allegedly had to pay was for tire repair/replacement.
I’ll be honest here, flat tires are not easy to remove and put the spare on if you let a tire shop install your tires, which you should let them do to ensure proper torquing of the lug nuts. The problem is that you will need special wrench and probably a breaker bar to loosen them lugs. Luckily every time I’ve noticed a flat on my car, I’ve been at my house so I use my air compressor in my garage to reinflate the tire long enough to drive it to a tire center.
I’ve been to the Firestone Phil allegedly walked to, they suck. He should of gone to Discount Tire on Grady Way, which is closer to that Feast Buffet he loves on Rainier Ave. btw. But Phil being the lazy slob that he is, went to the nearest tire place without getting quotes first.
Also, whoever asked if changing a flat tire was a requirement to get a driver’s license in Washington state, are you stupid? Washington State gives out driver’s licenses to illegals who cannot read or write English and have never been inside a car before let alone change a god damn tire lol

Phil is a lazy cunt and knows nothing about the real world and especially not cars but you're right.

Either way, why would a lazy bum like Phil change his tire when he makes like 50 bucks an hour streaming and is on course to make 150k this year?

600 is steep but he could have just bought a tire and asked the shop to change it. But the car maintenance business is huge because 90% of people can't be fucked even changing their oil, Phil's not unique in this.

 

[Paladin Derich]

Your cars... In the shop... For a FLAT TIRE?

LMAO.

So let me get this straight. Instead of putting on the spare and driving to the shop for a fix, he called for a tow?

 

[DeeTracktor]

So let me get this straight. Instead of putting on the spare and driving to the shop for a fix, he called for a tow?

Listen to Comma's video, he slips up and says ''Car payment'' instead of repair bill.

https://youtu.be/iYDq6tj3JAc?t=772

(timestamp 12.55 if the link dont work)

There is nothing wrong with his car. He spent all the money the past few weeks he made on gatcha, gin, taking his horse out to eat and fast food deliveries, and assumed that there would be more $$$'s coming in. He begged HARD and assumed the income would be indefinate. It isnt, and Id guess his paypigs are nearly tapped out now.

And he hasnt kept any aside for his car/mortgage/utilities. Id guess that his autopay he also mentioned in the video didnt pay his ''bills'' because he spent all the money already, and the twitch payment, which he admitted covered his bills in the twitch glory days (lol) is obviously no more

So right now, if Im right, he really cant afford to pay his bills, because he has spent every dime he's made on crap




But that is just a ''mentally ill conspiracy theory'' of mine


EDIT and didnt ''Not DSP'' whale out on a new 5 star J-Peg a day or two after his youtube payment dropped?

I think credit cards are back on the Pigroach menu boys. He is in deep shit. It's not an if, it's a when he starts apply for credit cards again, because he cant afford his own lifestyle

 

[Paladin Derich]

If I was a mechanic I'd swindle phil too.

"Yeah, we can replace the tire, but the remaining tires are pretty worn. I recommend buying a new set. We have a deal on some premium tires if you're interested. They're top of the line."

 

[Mr. Brown]

For the record, anyone with a flat tyre who changes it should still probably go to a garage at some stage. I knew someone once that changed a tyre but didn't fit the new one tightly enough. 3 months later he found out why you should make sure it has been done properly, even if its just a case of the garage checking your work

Well yeah... Your spare is now flat so you get it sorted but you just drop the wheel off and pick it up later.

I can't even see 4 new tyres costing Phil $600. He drives a toyota corrola, If you stick a 2018 Corolla through this tyre site there are tyres from $60.

This is the fully installed all in price. Did Phil really spend $600 on tyres for a car that is used to drive 100 miles a month at most?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

In any case, inevitably some troll in chat today is going to ask how the fuck you can spend $600 to change a tire (or even a full set of new tires) on a shitbox like a Corolla, then he'll take the bait and go on some ultratoxic rant about how you nudnik trolls are all kids who don't have a robust mature adult car that you put 100 miles on monthly, then he'll make up some bullshit explanation about how it's a seller's market for cars or MUH COVID or whatever harebrained explanation he'll think of on the spot, or he'll tell the truth which would result in him admitting that he got fleeced by the mechanic.

 

[DeeTracktor]

In any case, inevitably some troll in chat today is going to ask how the fuck you can spend $600 to change a tire (or even a full set of new tires) on a shitbox like a Corolla, then he'll take the bait and go on some ultratoxic rant about how you nudnik trolls are all kids who don't have a robust mature adult car that you put 100 miles on monthly, then he'll make up some bullshit explanation about how it's a seller's market for cars or MUH COVID or whatever harebrained explanation he'll think of on the spot, or he'll tell the truth which would result in him admitting that he got fleeced by the mechanic.

The first thing that fat turd would have done is post a tweet with a pic of the tire and a ''Ohh no poor me'' for the pity bucks

He worked out ''Im hot, please tip'' didnt work so made up this car trouble malarky

 

[Poo Twister]

This is probably autistic but I'd love to pay some professional B&E artists to break into his abode. I wouldn't ask them to steal anything, just take photographs of the separate bedrooms, Kat trying to get out of the bath, the stacks of exotic gay porn and the original framed Hogan's. It would also be pretty cool to get something really incriminating like abducted children or a KKK manifesto.

I think it would also just be funny to see Phil shit himself and jump out the window.

 

[DiabeticSP]

So are pokemon snap and mario golf just awful streaming games or is dsp especially inept when nintendo is involved.

 

[NynchLiggers]

So are pokemon snap and mario golf just awful streaming games or is dsp especially inept when nintendo is involved.

DSP is inept in everything without wheelchairs holding his hand.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

So are pokemon snap and mario golf just awful streaming games or is dsp especially inept when nintendo is involved.

DSP is just inept. If DSP had actual friends, then he'd just be streaming the speed golf. New Pokémon Snap has people speed running it so if you're into that sort of thing, then that in itself can be entertainment

 

[Paladin Derich]

The first thing that fat turd would have done is post a tweet with a pic of the tire and a ''Ohh no poor me'' for the pity bucks

He worked out ''Im hot, please tip'' didnt work so made up this car trouble malarky

I'm surprised he didn't pull a Laura Loomer and say "Oh look, apparently some mentally ill troll decided to slash my tire". Even though the tire is bald as fuck.

 

[RockHawk]

So are pokemon snap and mario golf just awful streaming games or is dsp especially inept when nintendo is involved.

Mario golf can be a fun LP with the right mindset and actual charisma. I don't think anyone could make a compelling video about pokemon snap even if they werent a hideous, goutridden alcoholic beggar.

 

[ProvenWrong]

Yeah the $600 tire shit is ridiculous. Like everyone said here he mostly got swindled by wherever he went. I had a flat and a bad front tire took it too Mexican tire place. $40 for the tire.

I'm not a tire person, but they probably sold him an up jumped tire telling him it works really well in the Snow - Rain and Heat and he wouldn't have to fill it with air IF he even does that.

 

[Paladin Derich]

Better yet, maybe phil bought a single solid tire

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

So are pokemon snap and mario golf just awful streaming games or is dsp especially inept when nintendo is involved.

Everything he touches turns to shit.

He still hasn't learned that some games are just complete ass and a bore to stream compared to playing on your own. Mario Galf and Pokemon Snap are relaxing games to play yourself, but not to watch. This goes double when the person you're watching has such an insufferable, milquetoast personality.

You cannot even fall back on watching his CoD or ST streams. CoD is the same "I spawn I die" and "laggy" matches he ragequits 'till he finds Derichs. You could say he does this same type of strategy with Super Turbo by only staying in lobbies with complete scrubs who he can bully until someone comes along and kicks his ass thanks to "lag".

 

[Salubrious]

Also, whoever asked if changing a flat tire was a requirement to get a driver’s license in Washington state, are you stupid? Washington State gives out driver’s licenses to illegals who cannot read or write English and have never been inside a car before let alone change a god damn tire lol

This. You don't even have to be a US citizen in some states to get a driver's license.

If anything, I expect at least one state soon (cough - California - cough) to get rid of driver's exams entirely due to racism/inclusion/ableism. Just turn 16, fill out your form online, and full license mailed to your house.