💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[lemme ASS you a question]

Oh my god i hope these aren't your actual wedding photographs to remember it by. None of the photos are straight, they fucked up the white balance and overexposed on the kissing shot, and everything looks so grainy and shit as if it were all taken by a phone (i know they were taken by a phone). This is the same fucking phone Anias uses for her onlyfans shoots too, just imagine, your wedding photos right next to her gay butthole pictures

That's also the worst tie i've ever seen for a wedding, you couldn't of picked worse. Getting married by an Elvis impersonator is meant to be a JOKE, who the fuck would actually do that, on the one special day. You do that with hookers on a whim not your supposed love.

I also have a suspicion that there are no guests, because why are they using the timer function on their phone to take all this photos? Did they invite anyone to the worlds most rushed and shittly thought out wedding? I can't believe this, there is zero planning here and sloppy

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

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A wedding dress that resembles my Grandma's doily and fake e-girl freckles for her wedding makeup, with a marriage blessed by an Elvis impersonating preacher. How much fucking trashier can you get?!

Holy shit, I was thinking this was one of those run of the mill Las Vegas wedding ....and I was right.

 

[Lone MacReady]

You either disappear based, or live long enough to become cringe.

 

[Fareal]

Going to your own wedding in a see through dress and no underwear. Have some damn respect for yourself, child.

 

[Space Retard]

Ian looks like he is 4 sips of soylent away from trooning out.

 

[Earthworm Foucault]

God that moustache Idubbz has is so fucking awful, can't believe he kept it. I actually thought Anisa looked better than usual until I realised that it was actually Ian just looking so much worse that she came off better by comparison.

That reception is also pretty embarrassing. Shame Idubbz can't buy good taste with all his youtube money, might have avoided this altogether and left the BPD pear to her titty streams.

 

[Pizza Time]

Going to your own wedding in a see through dress and no underwear. Have some damn respect for yourself, child.

If she had self respect she wouldn't have an OnlyFans.

 

[anisa_jomha_reciepts]

Going to your own wedding in a see through dress and no underwear. Have some damn respect for yourself, child.

According to Anisa, it’s dior, so at least $1000.

I wonder whose last name they’ll take, idubbbz will probably take hers.
Ian Kane Jomha

 

[RurkerHivemind]

So how long till the eventual divorce?

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

Eloping is another red flag.
There are so many red flags I can't wait for the inevitable fall out.

 

[Jack Awful]

This is exactly what I pictured their wedding would be.

 

[tehpope]

So. Who did it better?
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Phil.

Dunno if this was already documented, but:

This public toilet was taking asshole pics for her OnlyFans on her Wedding Day.

Spoiler: nsfw

Ta treść jest prywatna.

https://twitter.com/AnnieJayTweets/status/1409558340875677696

 

[BooneHelm]

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A wedding dress that resembles my Grandma's doily and fake e-girl freckles for her wedding makeup, with a marriage blessed by an Elvis impersonating preacher. How much fucking trashier can you get?!

Those tattoos just get uglier and uglier don't they?

 

[hairazor]

Dubbz seriously needs to shave that pedostach off of his face. It's so uncomfortable to look at.

he should trim it ▄

 

[blablabla]

i have met legit homeless crackwhores with a better fashion sense fuck me

 

[Slimy Time]

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A wedding dress that resembles my Grandma's doily and fake e-girl freckles for her wedding makeup, with a marriage blessed by an Elvis impersonating preacher. How much fucking trashier can you get?!

That has to be one of the worst weddings I have seen. For comparison, go find Jack Scalfani's son's wedding on here. Gives me shades of Boogie's wedding, and is probably not going to last.

That dress legit looks completely see through, the sort of thing I would expect a porn actress to walk onto the set with. Had to wear ill fitting combat boots as well.

 

[Adolphin]

This reminds me of the Virgin Idubbz - Chad Pewdiepie comparisons.

 

[StudMccool]

"Ok babe I'm so glad I pledged the rest of my life to you and to show you just a small token of sheer ecstasy I'm feeling inside, I've bought us the honeymoon sweet at the Bellagio. Its the most expensive room I could find but for you my love it was a true joy to pay it if only to further glorify this holy moment of matrimony that only happens once in a lifetime that I choose to share with you and you alone."

"Babe, why are you setting up the camera?"

 

[Slimy Time]

So. Who did it better?
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When DSP with his ancient suit and his mother's wedding dress looks better than yours when you have several times the amount of money he has, you fucked up.

 

[janedoe]

did you guys really expect the guy who publicly said her pussy wasn't shit to put any effort or class into a wedding?

covid isn't an excuse either, in the brittany venti thread i posted pictures from jessix's wedding that had more effort than that. this shit was nothing but a greencard wedding.