DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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The Reality Saga has started many times for Phil but thankfully the Gin Saga starts at the same time and ruins the Reality plot.

Personally I prefer the Gin Saga, Reality Saga will have to wait until the Liver Saga ends.


I think the writers have done well with this season. They hit us with the opening bombshell, but just as it seems it's returning to normal and getting boring, we realise they've been forming a long-term character arc all along.
 
the only reason he has any semblance of attraction is because of the trolls/Detractors.
His biggest supporters are detractors, as such he will never ever go away or be "irrelevant". Even when his fans leave him, I am certain several detractors will make sock accounts to throw money at him just so he sticks around. The very same detractors that in public claim they want to see him homeless, broke and divorced.

Back when I started speaking with some news blokes, the same ones that now post every story I give them, they avoided the doxing story because the proof was too heavily edited. I mean clearly you don't come to Kiwi Farms, a site that is full of people that dislike him and take edited proof with the only source being "Trust me". So I asked around and was told one bloke that I spoke to had the uncensored version, and I believe that 100%. Mind you, bloke doesn't stream, doesn't do videos, he gets no income from this he simply gains followers and makes it clear that he dislikes Phil. So I said what I was doing, what it likely will cause and why I needed it. I also said I don't ever tell my sources, however always ask if I may give credit or mention them. Bloke flat out said he doesn't have it, or even know about it and believes it doesn't even exist. Did my head in at that time.

That alone shows why Phil has this "immortal" status. Blokes want him eating shit, but when a chance comes up they m'lady for him. The moment he could get in serious trouble, some detractors will go out of their way to not lose their little git and will boost his ego. He is one of the only lolcows that has this weird status and it does my head in because I don't get it.

The best content is when he is in full panic mode. Phil will always stream, even if he only makes 20£ per stream. He wouldn't stop streaming because it would mean he lost to us dirty detractors.
 
DSP:

Pastrycuck shouldn't have the responsability to support the now 4 months torture of dango-whatever shitshow of a playthrough, it sucks! That's why he's now DOUBLING the amount of streams; bleeding dry the chained paypig.

Good idea to stretch the asshole of your now 3 paypigs left for the moment. They really deserve all the abuse in the world.
 
I tried to do that once as getting a row of pictures level using hooks is a pain. Bought the ultra strong strips that are rated up to about 7kg - held an A3 frame up for about 45 minutes.
I used some of those strips when I was in college, cause they made us in the dorms. They worked alright but if ya aren't restricted then just using good old fashioned nails are a million times better.

I'm sure he's full of shit, but he's claiming that the heat caused the adhesive to loosen and make his vest rack fall. Anyone remember what time of year/relative temperature the previous falls were so we can disprove another of his idiotic statements?

Edit: PigPigGo to the rescue, shows him in December saying that he only leaves the light vests on the rack because the heavy ones make it fall. So he has the other vests on the floor.

Here he is in October talking about it like it just happened.
It's just such a dumbass thing to say, like the designers never intended for their product to be used above 70 degrees. WTF Dave?

Reminder that Dave is bitching about fucking 80 degrees or whatever in his awwfice.
 
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DSP:

Pastrycuck shouldn't have the responsability to support the now 4 months torture of dango-whatever shitshow of a playthrough, it sucks! That's why he's now DOUBLING the amount of streams; bleeding dry the chained paypig.

Good idea to stretch the asshole of your now 3 paypigs left for the moment. They really deserve all the abuse in the world.
Dsp doesn't care how much this guy is giving, if he did he could easily just reject the tips and say he doesn't feel comfortable accepting so much money from him. What he is really saying is he wants that $50 plus more from everyone else.
 
Late af but...

Tank Abbott is the perfect comparison because he represents DSP's favorite method; The Facetank Technique.

In reality DSP is probably Kimbo Slice tier. Maybe he could fuck people up in the local streets (arcades) but as soon as he put himself against actual talent, he was trash.
Maybe in his hayday he could put scrubs down with ease and feared talent but nowadays scrubs online in anything but his precious broken ancient game still pound him regularly... Pretty much everyone but the bottom tier of glue eaters and first time players. He hasn't learned a new thing in a decade.
 
His biggest supporters are detractors, as such he will never ever go away or be "irrelevant". Even when his fans leave him, I am certain several detractors will make sock accounts to throw money at him just so he sticks around. The very same detractors that in public claim they want to see him homeless, broke and divorced.

Back when I started speaking with some news blokes, the same ones that now post every story I give them, they avoided the doxing story because the proof was too heavily edited. I mean clearly you don't come to Kiwi Farms, a site that is full of people that dislike him and take edited proof with the only source being "Trust me". So I asked around and was told one bloke that I spoke to had the uncensored version, and I believe that 100%. Mind you, bloke doesn't stream, doesn't do videos, he gets no income from this he simply gains followers and makes it clear that he dislikes Phil. So I said what I was doing, what it likely will cause and why I needed it. I also said I don't ever tell my sources, however always ask if I may give credit or mention them. Bloke flat out said he doesn't have it, or even know about it and believes it doesn't even exist. Did my head in at that time.

That alone shows why Phil has this "immortal" status. Blokes want him eating shit, but when a chance comes up they m'lady for him. The moment he could get in serious trouble, some detractors will go out of their way to not lose their little git and will boost his ego. He is one of the only lolcows that has this weird status and it does my head in because I don't get it.

The best content is when he is in full panic mode. Phil will always stream, even if he only makes 20£ per stream. He wouldn't stop streaming because it would mean he lost to us dirty detractors.

I disagree with you on this point Nigel.

As we've seen over the years, Phil's reputation (or lack thereof) has been run so deeply into the ground, I don't think a reputational hit would amount to anything. No big YT channels will pick up on Phil-related news; Phil's latest LSF appearance barely garnered 600 upvotes; his Twitter dickriding always amounts to nothing. He's such a non-entity, a has-been by all definable metrics, the modern conventional ways of cancelling someone simply don't apply to him as I believe Phil has already been cancelled many years ago. He just refuses to acknowledge the fact and is shameless enough to just keep going regardless of how he's viewed by the streaming community.

How do you kill someone's reputation when that reputation has already been killed years ago?

The only events which damage Phil are those that impede on his ability to wrangle 'tard money.

In 2021, his biggest and most effective detractor was Twitch, with himself being in close second since he was the reason as to why he was departnered in the first place. Nobody anything else did came even close to surpassing the damage from a loss of partnership which subsequently pushed DSP to migrate himself voluntarily onto an inferior streaming platform.

I don't advocate with the "don't fuck with Phil under any circumstances" mantra either. I just don't think it's ever been done effectively nor worthwhile enough to do so.
 
Oh, really, Phil? What are you going to do about that?

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Phil couldn't give less of a shit, he's only even responding because the farms are named.

I have no clue about this suicide but let me guess. Mean people said mean things on KiwiFarms and when I read it, it made me really sad and I wanted to die. It's all their fault.

Police please shut down the internet because of the mean people not being nice to me.

Some furry fucker who made an apparently excellent SNES emulator had a thread here on the farms that was only 13 pages and was dead to the world. Had this guy simply asked nicely for his thread to be removed it likely would have been done.

INSTEAD he sends an email demanding Null remove it, claiming he's changed, and then offering $120k to Null to remove it. Null says he wants to talk to his lawyer and asks for the guy's resume. Guy FLIPS THE FUCK OUT, dropping the 'changed' schtick and suicide baits hard. Null refuses again.

Cue another instance of some idiot allegedly having an hero'd with absolutely no proof besides the word of a friend that is looking more and more suspect and related happenings that suspiciously look too coordinated for an 'organic' suicide.

TLDR - the usual when somebody decides going scorched earth to remove a thread off the farms is the best option.
 
I have no clue about this suicide but let me guess. Mean people said mean things on KiwiFarms and when I read it, it made me really sad and I wanted to die. It's all their fault.

Police please shut down the internet because of the mean people not being nice to me.
It's natural selection, if you're so mentally fragile you decide to kill yourself after scrolling through a forum where strangers typed mean things about you, you probably weren't meant for this world
 
I disagree with you on this point Nigel.

As we've seen over the years, Phil's reputation (or lack thereof) has been run so deeply into the ground, I don't think a reputational hit would amount to anything. No big YT channels will pick up on Phil-related news; Phil's latest LSF appearance barely garnered 600 upvotes; his Twitter dickriding always amounts to nothing. He's such a non-entity, a has-been by all definable metrics, the modern conventional ways of cancelling someone simply don't apply to him as I believe Phil has already been cancelled many years ago. He just refuses to acknowledge the fact and is shameless enough to just keep going regardless of how he's viewed by the streaming community.

How do you kill someone's reputation when that reputation has already been killed years ago?

The only events which damage Phil are those that impede on his ability to wrangle 'tard money.

In 2021, his biggest and most effective detractor was Twitch, with himself being in close second since he was the reason as to why he was departnered in the first place. Nobody anything else did came even close to surpassing the damage from a loss of partnership which subsequently pushed DSP to migrate himself voluntarily onto an inferior streaming platform.

I don't advocate with the "don't fuck with Phil under any circumstances" mantra either. I just don't think it's ever been done effectively nor worthwhile enough to do so.
Sorry mate I might've worded it poorly, but I agree with you. Phil is a nobody and we are very likely the only people that care about him. No one big wants anything to do with him no matter how hard he tries on Twitter. I wanted to mainly point out that no matter what we do, or attempt to do, Phil will not go away so shielding him really makes no sense.
I personally believe he would stream even for 50$ daily. Even if he got banned from every major site, he would find a platform to stream on. Because as long as he can stream, he is "winning".

That would also cause him to really watch his spending, so he would be bitter at all times. He would also do everything he could to not lose his house condo, and with his low income he would very likely find one of those unique businesses that offer credit to mad lads after bankruptcy which would lead into Bankruptcy Saga 2.0.
 
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