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Plague Flea powiedział(a):
@WGkitty Thank you for this wonderful gift to brighten a dreary Sunday morning. RIP Jonny’s “””clitoris”””.

Maybe his lil nub got waterlogged and rotted off? It is clearly the fault of the fire department - if only they’d helped him out of the bath in a timely manner. I recommend he starts another lolsuit against them.
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I give it 30 days till someone uses this as a username.
 
Inquisitor_BadAss powiedział(a):
It’s just audio.

Tl;dr for you both his “clit” aka tip of his cock fell off and he’s also on insulin now. Not sure how it happened maybe he finally found a studio that would wax him and they pulled a little too hard perhaps?
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Where do you get the insulin bit from? I didn't hear that in the audio.
Anyway I called it when he first showed off the stinkditch - his poor diabetes care is probably interferring with the healing of what is alerady a horribly mangled open wound. My guess about the "clitoris" falling off is that the tissue went necrotic from poor blood circulation and possibly poor hygiene, and just fell off. He did not bleed to death like he (correctly) thinks he should have because it was all necrotic and not getting any bloodflow at all.
The only other option I can think of for the case of the disappearing clit would be if his body healed so well and so quickly that the "clit" got healed into the body and is now mostly a mass of scar tissue.
Given this is Johnathan Jessica Yaniv Simpson we are talking about, I'm leaning towards the first option.
 
It's a fitting punishment for a sex offender to have their genitals mutilated and no longer be able to experience sexual pleasure.
...Except in this case it was self-inflicted. Anyways, It's most likely that the tissue became necrotic, shriveled up and fell off while taking a pizz. It's totally plausible that he didn't notice or feel it, since the dead tissue has no sensation or pain receptors once it has rotted away.

Necrosis is a common complication for any surgery, hence why you frequently hear about nipples dying during breast augmentation. It's partially out of the surgeon's control if the body is able to reinstate adequate bloodflow to an area after trauma. It is still a scientific "mystery" and is up to the individual's body, therefore, it's covered in all the documentation you sign pre-op to protect the doctor. I highly doubt a lawsuit will favor in Yaniv, because this is a super common complication that is specifically outlined and explained both verbally and in the contract.
 
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Oh goody, are we going on a quest to throw The One Clit into Mount Troon? I'll pack my things immediately!
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I should have known I'd be called to help such a task when I joined the farms...


I'll help but I am NOT touching that thing! The poor bastard who does may as well jump in with it because nobody could live with themselves after carrying such a cursed object.
 
I can't see how you don't become part of the 41% after this.
 
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Patients paying you to mutilate them and getting weekly updates on how their bodies rot more and more with time. This is like the wet dream of some horror movie scientist or butcher. The best part is that he literally admits it's his fault at the end so i guess that's a voice clip that could be exploited later in a courtroom.

"My clitoris fell off" is a phrase that just shows you the craziness of clown world. It's so absurd and horrific, i love it.

Oh well, NO REFUNDS!
 
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