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[metroid_fetish]

Man, that must have been an awkward trip to the waxing salon.

 

[Haint]

I can just imagine Yaniv on hands and knees, surfing the carpet like a crackhead searching for a crumb of rock, moving frantically screaming "where is the clit?!".

 

[HumptiDouji]

Not quite, he pays tadpole storage and I'm sure his bat shit crazy mother is handy enough with a baster, they've just got to find a victim.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHH THAT'S A MENTAL IMAGE I DON'T WANT
(but on the other hand that would be a workable concept for a demented and disgusting horror film)

but when I hear the fear and desperation in his voice I still feel bad for him. This is a man who realized too late that he ruined his own life and now it's too late to go back, it's pretty fucked up when you think about it.

As much as a sick fuck he is and I'd kill him with my bare hands if I found him creeping on my own kids, this transition shit is demented and vile in all of its own ways and nobody deserves to be subject to it. I guess it's the whole drawn out emotional anguish part, I'd be a lot less sympathetic to him right now if he just stumbled in front of a steamroller or something and was gone in 5 seconds, then I could just laugh at it all and write it off as society being rid of a disgusting pest.

 

[Shitty User Stole a Good Name]

Holy fuck I'm so glad I took the early shift at my CHEMICAL PROCESSING job so I could see this shit

This is karma for johnny, he had this coming, now he can't jerk off to the hate comments anymore

 

[Picnic_Boy]

First world problems.

 

[Large]

404 penis head decayed away

 

[Short Stack]

Why isn't he screaming..."I'LL SUE"
This would be an excellent case for medical malpractice, probably with a big payout .
Odd?

 

[Idiot Asshole]

I know he's a huge piece of shit and he probably deserves it, I know he would laugh about it if it happend to someone he didn't like and I know that he brought this upon himself with his own life choices (albeit with the help of a corrupt medical system that allows this shit to happen and actively encourages it) but when I hear the fear and desperation in his voice I still feel bad for him. This is a man who realized too late that he ruined his own life and now it's too late to go back, it's pretty fucked up when you think about it.
Maybe I'm too soft for this website.

I 100% disagree. Just remember that if he ever put an Asian masseur in a position like that, where she sounded that distressed and upset, he would probably have an erection and masturbate to the memory. He deserves no sympathy.

 

[cypocryphy]

Just be happy being a dude ffs. It's not that bad.

 

[Aqua Panda]

So are we in gangernous/sepsis territory? Long term open wound and all.

I'd actually be really curious to see blood work on his liver health. Long term open wounds can cause some pretty subtle but nasty liver damage. (Plus I'm betting he's half a heartbeat away from fatty liver disease.)

 

[Short Stack]

Didn't he recently claim he had a brazillian done & it wasn't noticed then?

 

[SofondaCox]

Jon has been on an aggressive masturbation regimen for decades. It is entirely possible that he has been frustrated by the difficulty achieving orgasm with his noveau mosaic genitalia and tugged that little nubbin right the fuck off.

He will never orgasm again.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

A septic shock is pretty bad based.

FTFY fren.

 

[Sissy]

The dikes of their transbian vagina are giving way to water, the clitoral will sink

 

[DuckofDoom]

I smell a lawsuit in the air.

I'm pretty sure that's just the necrosis you're smelling there. It's easy to confuse those two smells because most tranny lawsuits are dead on arival.

 

[Blackstar]

So now that even Janiv's attempt to "become" a woman is collapsing in on itself, what the chance the he will commit suicide in minecraft? That's if his body doesn't rot away first.

 

[MugolEx]

Just be happy being a dude ffs. It's not that bad.

If you really want to be a girl. Just become a trap and take it up the ass like a man!

 

[Alcatraz]

I didn't think my day would ever start off by reading about someones fakegina crumbling to pieces, but thanks, you've effectively made my dick retreat back into my body out of pure, visceral disgust.

 

[Fatal Shooting]

excuse my retardation but how that would work as a clit? i mean is just a piece of meat, there is no way it has all the conective tissue and all of that

Not very well, loss of sexual function is quite common with dick chop surgeries. Grafted dick clits are cosmetic attachments, in the best case scenario they still lack the nerve density and internal structure of real clits. In poorer outcomes there's no sensation due to scar tissue or things just not healing right, and if you're really unlucky like Jonny it just falls right off.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I wonder if it got stuck to the sticky part of a sanitary napkin.