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DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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- 19 Maj 2021
I have no doubt as others have said he will try to rationalize having black child as he is so diluted and not in touch with reality. He'd see it as a win caring for Darky Jr. because then he could play the I really care about black people gaslighting garbage he does. $10 says Darky Jr. will have an odd shaped head due to Dave dropping him while trying to bite his fingernails. Plus it'll be a drug baby since Khet is loaded on Benzos all the time.
Edit: I do not think Phil would be able to handle raising any living thing but would try to monetize it has he has done with all other personal matters.
Edit: I do not think Phil would be able to handle raising any living thing but would try to monetize it has he has done with all other personal matters.
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wahkando
kiwifarms.net
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- 16 Mar 2020
Didn't yano that Italians actually have a lot of North African and Egyptian genes since the days of the Roman empire? It was just a latent, recessive gene from Phil's amazing ancestry that made the kid, you know, black.
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- 10 Sie 2019
After watching the Gundam video about the GDC, was wondering if anyone else thinks someone sent them actual pertinent clips of his stream bashing the same developers? 
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- 19 Lut 2020
"Dood, I've always been black. Why do you think I named myself DarkSydePhil, retard".
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- 13 Gru 2020
black baby pigsplaining
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- 7 Sie 2020
Yeah he grew up in a multiracial world surround by people of every race and colour, he doesn't have a racist bone in his body!
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- 6 Wrz 2018
Much like with Jhyamsper Kittee, I seriously doubt Phil would give much of a fuck about Lil' Tyrone. He seems more likely to just say it's Khet's problem and goat laugh it away. It's not like he gives much of a fuck about romance, it's a loveless, business-like marriage where Kat ocasionally makes mashed potatoes and Phil gets to LARP as a mature adult. Kat's already backed out on being a LARPing implement, refusing to even provide Phil with creeper shots. If she wants a kid, she's gonna get a kid, Phil's opinion on the subject be fucked.
And if Phil wants to dispute raising the chocolate drug baby as his own, or at least splurge on them as if they were, Kat can just divorce him and fuck off to collect alimony. I've said this a lot, but Phil was a fucking fool to put a ring on it. Kat's got him by the balls, and she's probably not merciful when she has the upper hand. She cheated on Jeff. She won't even think twice about cheating on Phil if the opportunity arises and she feels like it. Chances are she's been fucking around for a couple years now; If your partner won't get you laid, and won't let you get laid, you'll just start to sneak around. It's a tale as old as time. Kat's twitch persona was a basic thot. She's most likely not as sexless as Puritan Phil.
As long as Phil can claim to be married to a potato autist, he'll keep Kat around. That's literally all he wants. Totally not an incel/unable to perform/deep in the closet, guys. Even if it comes with the normal beard move of just having a kid with someone else. There are plenty of beard marriages where the gay man just takes it in stride. Hell, a lot of them are legitimately good dads to the kid. Not Phil's case, of course, but the thought of him being forced into becoming an open wallet for Kat's Lil' Tyrone amuses me.
And if Phil wants to dispute raising the chocolate drug baby as his own, or at least splurge on them as if they were, Kat can just divorce him and fuck off to collect alimony. I've said this a lot, but Phil was a fucking fool to put a ring on it. Kat's got him by the balls, and she's probably not merciful when she has the upper hand. She cheated on Jeff. She won't even think twice about cheating on Phil if the opportunity arises and she feels like it. Chances are she's been fucking around for a couple years now; If your partner won't get you laid, and won't let you get laid, you'll just start to sneak around. It's a tale as old as time. Kat's twitch persona was a basic thot. She's most likely not as sexless as Puritan Phil.
As long as Phil can claim to be married to a potato autist, he'll keep Kat around. That's literally all he wants. Totally not an incel/unable to perform/deep in the closet, guys. Even if it comes with the normal beard move of just having a kid with someone else. There are plenty of beard marriages where the gay man just takes it in stride. Hell, a lot of them are legitimately good dads to the kid. Not Phil's case, of course, but the thought of him being forced into becoming an open wallet for Kat's Lil' Tyrone amuses me.
arrivefriday
kiwifarms.net
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- 9 Mar 2021
If Dave had a black kid he wouldn't be able to stream and provide meaningful content tho, he'd chomp off all his fucking fingers in a week after getting that kid into the house.
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- 19 Lut 2020
Lil' Tevin Jr. has a nicer ring to it.
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- 18 Sie 2020
If Phil really wants a kid to prove he's a mature adult, adoption is a thing. All he has to do is convince the authorities that Khet(thumb) identifies as male and he's therefore in a gay relationship and they'll rush through his application.
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- 2 Lut 2020
The internet absolutely needs a second Down the Rabbit Hole video on DSP. So much has happened in the last 4 years. I also want to see how DSP would deal with that. And more attention towards DSP is always good.
Does anyone know if there's a chance of that happening?
Does anyone know if there's a chance of that happening?
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- 5 Kwi 2019
Fredrik tends to cover topics he finds interesting and he generally doesn't talk about what he's working on until it drops. I doubt you can convince him to do another video if he isn't already interested in the subject.
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- 15 Gru 2018
There are plenty of other deep dives on DSP. Especially ones that don't explain what a "let's play" is like you're 4 years old. One of them was called "story of the worst fundraiser on twitch" and covered quite a bit of info, up until the mass effect begathon
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- 2 Lut 2020
Actually, I'm not interested in the video itself but rather the attention it brings to Phil. Fredrik's video has 5.6 million views.
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- 6 Maj 2020
No matter the outcome, phil could easily profit from this with the exposure and pitybux, but he can't see past his cowardice and idiotic schedule.
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- 21 Sty 2018
At the very least I think Phil would have to be decisively gone from the internet for good with zero chance of new content for Fred to even humor the idea. The only time he followed up on a previous topic that I know of was Digital Homicide which was both his very first video ever and not made until the Romine bros. were booed out of the market and banned from Steam.
tomstone
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- 21 Kwi 2017
"i dont know whats going on quite frankly" he says and wonders why people dont drop 100s of $ on him for being a lazy parasite.
he lives in such a fucked up fantasy world, its insane.
i really cant wait fot the real "mature adult™" world to knock on his door one day.
he lives in such a fucked up fantasy world, its insane.
i really cant wait fot the real "mature adult™" world to knock on his door one day.
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- 10 Sie 2019
There's also that kiwifarms messageboard. It's got like a 8200+ page thread.
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- 6 Gru 2020
My favorite part whenever he gets confronted over mic by someone he desperately tries to drown them out by constantly talking or making nonsense noises. Even when they're asking questions or saying innocuous things.
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