🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Constellationzero]

I hate to be a clueless faggot but do we know to what extent he was discriminated against? Like did he fail the audition, or just not even get called to the audition at all?

Would have loved to see him on the cutting room floor. Russell's could have been the next William Hung audition, just with less talent and charisma (somehow). Very sad that Simon Cowell doesn't fuck with AGT.

"You can't sing, you can't dance, you can barely even talk. Whoever this Yovanna cunt is should hire hitmen to paralyze your other hole. What else do you want me to say."

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Yeah, but the difference is, Russell Greer is a huge and obvious security and safety risk. I get it: They show doofuses like Ian Bernardo or Mary Roach or that cringey rat's nest singing Janis Joplin while swaying like a lobotomized Thorazine addled day room patient from the shitty alternative universe version of Rowan and Martin's Laugh In.
But even though people like that got angry and huffy, I don't think they were overly obvious risks for safety and security. Lolsuit aside, the concern is violence against other contestants, staff members, camera crew, and judges.

C'mon, Danica, fuck this greasy gourd (in a way that helps with his disability), you BIGOT. Show some reosect!

 

[Miss Misery]

Yeah, not like that Axl Rose guy from that band nobody even likes. He hasn’t got half the talent of Russ when it comes to iconic songs either.

Bet he can’t even do the Charleston.

A sincere thank you for the mental image of Axl doing the Charleston (and stopping in the middle of the sequence to do his Axl dance). I've been giggling for at least 10 minutes.

But I also might be a little stoned.

 

[The Un-Clit]

He is so slimy, it never ceases to amaze me. I'm certain she doesn't ignore people who care about her. She does, however, ignore gross guys on Instagram who think she owes them anything. His sense of entitlement, despite never actually achieving anything in life, is incredible.

Agree. I am a GUY and it would instantly get my hackles up if someone I barely knew through the interwebs asked and chastised me like that! As a woman I would imagine it would throw them into defensive rage. Shitlips NEVER takes even a second to consider what he types out might be understood as by the person he types it to.

We all make occasional fuckups understanding the content of a TM or forum post because text is terrible at conveying tone, but fuck's sake. The average person does it 5 times a year. The bamboon here does it 5 times a day.

 

[Sona]

I hate to be a clueless faggot but do we know to what extent he was discriminated against? Like did he fail the audition, or just not even get called to the audition at all?

We don't know the extent of it yet, but here's to hoping that if we speculate about it enough, he will feel the need to set the record straight in his next lawsuit, like he did with his harrassement charges

 

[Pip Squeak]

In a society where it was universally legal, the ability to hire a high class hooker would be enviable, as it'd be a sign of wealth. However in limp jaws case it's a sign of how he can't get laid otherwise.

It should be universally legal imo. But once you give the women the power, everywhere would end up like Nevada where Russ literally can’t get laid in a brothel.

Russ has a slightly different idea of legalised prostitution than the rest of though. He wants it legal to service him, illegal not to.

A sincere thank you for the mental image of Axl doing the Charleston (and stopping in the middle of the sequence to do his Axl dance). I've been giggling for at least 10 minutes.

But I also might be a little stoned.

Is it fat or thin Axl? Yes, this matters.

 

[Carolina Divina]

If he tries to file an employment discrimination lawsuit, they might not even have to get it dismissed on the arbitration grounds. They just have to state they weren't offering him employment and it'll get kicked.

If the foundation of the suit is employment law, I think it would be dismissed on an even more fundamental basis than that. Violations of employment law are channeled through the EEOC. Before one can sue, a "right to sue" must be obtained from the EEOC by filing a claim, presenting the facts, and then receiving its ruling that the facts meet the necessary criteria (which is not a decision on the merits of the case, only that it falls under the jurisdiction of employment law.)

I don't know whether it would be dismissed or deferred, but I believe the first thing the judge would ask for is the EEOC decision. No decision, no case. It's back to Square One for our fine feeble friend. I wonder why this wasn't explained to Russ by his lawyer, whose ad he found pinned to a grocery store bulletin board.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Violations of employment law are channeled through the EEOC. Before one can sue, a "right to sue" must be obtained from the EEOC by filing a claim, presenting the facts, and then receiving its ruling that the facts meet the necessary criteria (which is not a decision on the merits of the case, only that it falls under the jurisdiction of employment law.)

Anyone curious about this can read about it more here, or read up on EEOC v. Commercial Office Products Co., 486 U.S. 107. This case goes very in depth about what the Plaintiff must do, what EEOC must and can do, and just in general about the process that takes place.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

Oh that poor keyboard. To be abused in such a way.

I'll admit that my piano days are far behind me but I still retain the ability to play and can read sheet music but he's playing with all the finesse of a chimpanzee banging on the keys. Literally he looks like an ape would if you gave it a keyboard and just had it mash some of the keys to make noise. I doubt he even got proper training. Maybe he learned the basics and then just did the rest on his own.

Either that or he's just a retard. I could go either way on it.

Russell was born too late, and in the wrong country, to enjoy what will perhaps be the only period across the great span of human history when his brutish style of musicianship would be considered an advantage. I speak of late 1980s / early 90s rave, where gormlessly pounding a keyboard like it was a percussion instrument could land you a set in an abandoned warehouse or cow pasture, performing to a diverse freakshow, all monged off their tits on psychedelic drugs and 1970s children's TV shows. It was quite the spectacle.

The proliferation of ecstasy would have opened up the possibility for Russell to get laid at no personal expense, although undoubtedly he would have found a way to fuck things up.

 

[Miss Misery]

Is it fat or thin Axl? Yes, this matters.

Mr. Brownstone Axl. Also you can almost do the Charleston to Mr. Brownstone... it just kind ends up a bit Keystone Cops...

 

[Telomerase1979]

I know this picture was already posted, but it annoyed me that he tried to blank out identifying info on his juice glass. It took maybe 3 seconds to google the catchphrase and come up with The Juice Bar At LVAC. My guess is it’s the LVAC on W. Sahara, simply because it’s the closest walking distance from the Supercuts where he left the bad review.

 

[Pip Squeak]

Mr. Brownstone Axl. Also you can almost do the Charleston to Mr. Brownstone... it just kind ends up a bit Keystone Cops...

It totally works to Welcome to the Jungle.

I really need that Pipsqueak dancing gif set to it.

 

[MelloYello]

Russell was born too late, and in the wrong country

Agreed. He should've been born in ancient Sparta, they had a pretty effective remedy for genetic detritus like Russell....

 

[AngryTreeRat]

It should be universally legal imo. But once you give the women the power, everywhere would end up like Nevada where Russ literally can’t get laid in a brothel.

A new industry to tax, a way for incels to lose their incel status, a new job market, and Russell getting what he deserves. Everyone wins. I'm for it. Though, personally, I'll stick to my current method of getting laid even if it happens. It's called being a decent human being. Or at least better than butternut.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

A new industry to tax, a way for incels to lose their incel status, a new job market, and Russell getting what he deserves. Everyone wins. I'm for it. Though, personally, I'll stick to my current method of getting laid even if it happens. It's called being a decent human being. Or at least better than butternut.

It would also give us an endless supply of lolsuits from Russ as he tried to sue every hooker who declined to serve him for discrimination. That's why he wants it legalized, after all -- because then he can force women to suck him his penis.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

It would also give us an endless supply of lolsuits from Russ as he tried to sue every hooker who declined to serve him for discrimination. That's why he wants it legalized, after all -- because then he can force women to suck him his penis.

I don't know about over there, but here a business has the right to refuse service to a customer that makes the workers feel uncomfortable. Has he never seen a business refuse service before?

 

[Walking Clock]

I know this picture was already posted, but it annoyed me that he tried to blank out identifying info on his juice glass. It took maybe 3 seconds to google the catchphrase and come up with The Juice Bar At LVAC. My guess is it’s the LVAC on W. Sahara, simply because it’s the closest walking distance from the Supercuts where he left the bad review.

Russ once posted a photo of his hotel room in downtown Reno (which is as distinct as the Statue of Liberty) and claimed it was Colorado. He also continued the lie after being called on it, so this is typical of Russ. I wouldn’t be surprised if he posted #NotWSahara soon to throw us off further.

 

[AbraCadaver]

It should be universally legal imo. But once you give the women the power, everywhere would end up like Nevada where Russ literally can’t get laid in a brothel.

Russ has a slightly different idea of legalised prostitution than the rest of though. He wants it legal to service him, illegal not to.

Russ wants prostitution legalized in a very specific way: the women will be corraled into a stable of whores owned by a man (like Hof) and Russ will negotiate with said man for the use of one of his women. The women have no right to refuse to service Russ...if they do, he can nark to the boss man and the women will be forced to service Russ anyway.

The idea that legalized prostitution might result in the women being free agents and having the power to turn away whomever they don’t care to service would be a nightmare for Russ. He'd never get laid again, outside of crackhead absolute bottom of the barrel hideous drug addict harpies looking for their next fix.

Russ’ idea of prozzies is like his idea of all women...they are owned and controlled by men, and it’s the man you negotiate with in order to get full and unfettered access to the woman. He only isn’t having his penis shucked by Taylor Swift right now because of her controlling male agents and guards who gatekeep Russ away from Taylor. He only isn’t fucking Erika because of her controlling boyfriend Chad who owns her. He only isn’t famous and accessing the vaginas of hundreds of starlets and groupies because the men who own Hollywood won’t let him in and give him a chance.

Women have no agency in Russ’ mind. They’re not people, they’re possessions. If a woman is allowed to run wild and control her own destiny, she will make insane decisions, like all those silly women in the news articles he comments on, who got murdered by men they met at the club, instead of sensibly adding themselves to the harem of Nice Disabled Guy Russell Greer.

He gets stroppy if he sees an instathot being touched by a man in photos, even their own fathers. He hates the implication that they are already owned by another male, one Russ can’t negotiate with to gain access to the woman’s nethers. He wants a boyfriend/father/brother/male agent/male employer-free girl, one no male can claim prior ownership of...a wild solitary female he can take ownership of himself.

Women aren’t people to Russ. They’re pets owned by men. If you can find one running around by itself and no one owns it, you get to put a collar on it and keep it. It would be unethical to let it make its own decisions and live by itself, poor thing would die in the wilds without a man providing a better life.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

He gets stroppy if he sees an instathot being touched by a man in photos, even their own fathers.

Or a male squirrel.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

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Come on Danica, he's got not one, but TWO couches for you to sleep on now!

He's a goddamn mad man!!!!!!

 

[DrJonesHat]

Russ wants prostitution legalized in a very specific way: the women will be corraled into a stable of whores owned by a man (like Hof) and Russ will negotiate with said man for the use of one of his women. The women have no right to refuse to service Russ...if they do, he can nark to the boss man and the women will be forced to service Russ anyway.

The idea that legalized prostitution might result in the women being free agents and having the power to turn away whomever they don’t care to service would be a nightmare for Russ. He'd never get laid again, outside of crackhead absolute bottom of the barrel hideous drug addict harpies looking for their next fix.

Russ’ idea of prozzies is like his idea of all women...they are owned and controlled by men, and it’s the man you negotiate with in order to get full and unfettered access to the woman. He only isn’t having his penis shucked by Taylor Swift right now because of her controlling male agents and guards who gatekeep Russ away from Taylor. He only isn’t fucking Erika because of her controlling boyfriend Chad who owns her. He only isn’t famous and accessing the vaginas of hundreds of starlets and groupies because the men who own Hollywood won’t let him in and give him a chance.

Women have no agency in Russ’ mind. They’re not people, they’re possessions. If a woman is allowed to run wild and control her own destiny, she will make insane decisions, like all those silly women in the news articles he comments on, who got murdered by men they met at the club, instead of sensibly adding themselves to the harem of Nice Disabled Guy Russell Greer.

He gets stroppy if he sees an instathot being touched by a man in photos, even their own fathers. He hates the implication that they are already owned by another male, one Russ can’t negotiate with to gain access to the woman’s nethers. He wants a boyfriend/father/brother/male agent/male employer-free girl, one no male can claim prior ownership of...a wild solitary female he can take ownership of himself.

Women aren’t people to Russ. They’re pets owned by men. If you can find one running around by itself and no one owns it, you get to put a collar on it and keep it. It would be unethical to let it make its own decisions and live by itself, poor thing would die in the wilds without a man providing a better life.

He is so oblivious to how he comes across. He doesn't realize that his demeanor is blindingly obvious to anyone who's ever talked to another person before. Erika only made the mistake of being nice to him because she figured he was just some clueless idiot who just needed a friend. The worst thing you can do with people like is feel sorry for them. He's utterly irredeemable and I fear Erika was just the first person to stand up to him. I would lay money on him doing something similar again.

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Come on Danica, he's got not one, but TWO couches for you to sleep on now!

I see he retained nothing from the other sex worker who told him he wasn't special for caring about hookers. Of course, his idea of caring is controlling their every move.