Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Pip Squeak]

If this is the case was she sticking the flags up her urethra?

No, they’d be up her vag but what she thinks is her pee hole/vag

 

[Little Dark Age]

You know how she thinks her pee hole is the same hole as her vagina because of her ‘condition’?

I really think that she might think her actual vagina is her urinary tract and that her perineum is her absence of a vagina. She seems to think the vagina is placed further back than it actually is.

I don’t really understand what or why she’s thinking because she seems to do nothing more than fiddle down there every chance she gets. If this is the case though, I’ll get in a bottle for the ensuing comments because this could be amazing to watch.

See, I was figuring the opposite- that she thought a vagina should be higher up, sort of as the placement is on so many troons, and so she was trying to poke around like, an inch or so under her clitoris and being like "!! Nothing there?? No vagina??" (God help me it's too early for this conversation and I'm too sober). But otoh I'm sure she's watched porn, so your theory is probably correct

If this is the case was she sticking the flags up her urethra?

Nah, she's just jamming them between her flaps and thighs. Another reason I was like "omg she thinks it's supposed to be high up and that the flag will stick out jauntily like a boner"

 

[MaoBigDong]

Has she been trying to tell us she has a cloaca? That would put "soft birb" in an entirely different light.

If she were the world’s first human egg-layer that would actually make her special

 

[Smarmy]

Has she...never been to a gynecologist?
How is her understanding of her own anatomy so bad?

 

[2 Guys 1 Amhole]

This creature is not an autist. She’s a slow in the mind, desperate to fit in with the “cool kids,” ugly ass bitch.

 

[Meowzers]

so it's not a matter of if she'll post pussy pics, but when. i'm repeatedly hitting F5 with my left hand, right hand in my jorts, as i await the cursed update of staph's forbidden fruit

Spoiler: 👌👈

"it's summer! do you remember that i have an etsy? so you should buy me things!"


staph going at it with the most obvious troll she's ever encountered

i thought her womb wasn't viable, which is why it was yeeted?

i think this is her stupidest adam driver fangirl moment yet. he voices a character that's naked in an episode. okay, and? is that it? it's bob's burger's. not exactly the most erotic show out there, plus i think everyone is naked at some point or another on that show. (also i didn't know he was in bob's burgers, so i guess i learned something today.

 

[A Detachable Penis]

This just in, she ships Reylo 'like that'.

As in, out of character, porn without plot, blatant wish fulfillment that could be written like a toddler and she'd still wank to it.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

so it's not a matter of if she'll post pussy pics, but when. i'm repeatedly hitting F5 with my left hand, right hand in my jorts, as i await the cursed update of staph's forbidden fruit

Spoiler: 👌👈

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"it's summer! do you remember that i have an etsy? so you should buy me things!"
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staph going at it with the most obvious troll she's ever encountered
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i thought her womb wasn't viable, which is why it was yeeted?
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i think this is her stupidest adam driver fangirl moment yet. he voices a character that's naked in an episode. okay, and? is that it? it's bob's burger's. not exactly the most erotic show out there, plus i think everyone is naked at some point or another on that show. (also i didn't know he was in bob's burgers, so i guess i learned something today.
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In what fucking world would a disabled person ever want to hire this fucking retard as a "life coach?" I'd think if a disabled person were to hire a life coach, it would be someone who has accomplished a great deal, lives independently, has thriving career and social lives that they don't let their disability get in the way of. They wouldn't hire a 32 year old coddled, helpless loser who is 100% dependent on their parents, tries to use their "disability" as a get out of jail free card when they're called out for being abusive/rude/inappropriate and doesn't think she needs to exert any effort to work around her supposed limitations. I can't see any market for a life coach to teach a person how to act as pathetic as possible so other people feel obligated to take care of them, anyone can do that. Plus I don't think they'd want to hear from someone who does literally zilch all day apart from make an obscene spectacle of themselves on the internet without even capitalizing on it.

I mean, I think the whole idea of life coaches is stupid as hell regardless, but it's almost offensive to even act like she should be something disabled people would ever aspire to.

Same goes for "mental health coach" because they likely don't want to make performative "suicidal" gestures to get their way, melt down constantly over minor shit, offend everyone due to lack of social propriety, be blind to their tendency to abuse others, or live a completely solitary existence. She'd be even more fucking radioactive to this population.

The cherry on top of this fucking joke is the "social media management" part. Why yes, we're all going to line up to learn how to be a complete nobody on the internet except for a few dozen people who like to mock the incredibly intimate and embarrassing details you post about yourself, with the humiliation not even having a cash payout. Staph, take my money and show me how to be like you.

 

[Little Dark Age]

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I'm posting these two together because imo they're directly related. Stephanie, a foolish stunted straight virgin with no meaningful life experience, who still lives with her parents in a smallish town because she has mental problems, wants to consoom some silly stuff she doesn't need. (That's a true description of this young woman and the sooner she comes to grips with it the better.)

Anyway, she needs cash for that silly stuff, but alas, she is fully NEET. And so, dear reader, here you see a perfect example of what used to be called "disguised unemployment." That's what retarded jobs like the ones Stephanie proposes truly are. "Freelance writing" is okay since it's such a broad description as to be meaningless, and "social media management" can actually take real savvy. Stephanie has neither the intelligence nor self-awareness for either of those jobs in their true forms. And the rest? Well, let it be a lesson to you: when someone on the internet offers budget "guided meditation" or "mental health peer coaching," 9 times out of 10 it's someone like Stephanie on the other side. And the rest of the time it's probably some weird rapist with a spray tan who offers to pick you up and show you his empty CrossFit gym. But I digress.

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i thought her womb wasn't viable, which is why it was yeeted?

EXACTLY. If you're intersex you cannot reproduce.

Spoiler

There are various types of genital deformities people may have and still be fertile/virile, but actual intersex people can't reproduce (even if they can have some kind of PIV sex). Of course, I'm going off of "pre-2010s" aka "sane" medical definitions of the term, so who even know what Tumblr and some perverted gender therapists have decided the term means now. Maybe being intersex has nothing at all to do with any scientific definition anymore, thanks to the people (who are supposed worshippers of science) who devise such updated modern bullshit definitions.
I don't want to hurt people struggling with infertility problems. But if I met anyone bullshitting about being "intersex" and thought they were for sure faking it, I'd be VERY tempted to make a sad face and talk all about their possible fertility struggles instead of making it all about themselves and their junk. You just know anyone falsely claiming intersex bs wants you to talk aaaaall about them & their weird clit/dick, ask are they a boy or girl, etc. Completely bypassing that shit and going straight to "BUT CAN YOU HAVE BABBY" would probably annoy the fakers so much lol

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While I'm very sympathetic to the reality of how harmful mentally/verbally/emotionally abusive parents can be, lbr, there's no evidence of her dorky normie dad being any of those things. He just sounds like an occasionally annoying dad type. And she sounds like a bitchy twelve year old. Like, sorry your dad made retarded dad jokes and called out your bullshit a few times. Grow up

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

honestly, Staph trying to put things in her urethra instead of her vagina would explain why
A) she insists on using skinny pride flags for her "sex work" photos
B) she just kind of sandwiches the flag in her cooter or waves it around the vulva instead of inserting it in

 

[JaneThough]

I think Staph may have already gotten her first job working for a local merchant as a social media manager:

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

While I'm very sympathetic to the reality of how harmful mentally/verbally/emotionally abusive parents can be, lbr, there's no evidence of her dorky normie dad being any of those things. He just sounds like an occasionally annoying dad type. And she sounds like a bitchy twelve year old. Like, sorry your dad traumatized you by calling Clay Aiken a fag once.

fify

 

[Little Dark Age]

Went to lurk her Twitter and nothing new, except this embarrassment.

Did you smoke some banana peel after that, lol

Went into the tweets & replies tab and it's just so, so many RTs, just endless bad takes and stupid nonsense. I kept scrolling for content but it got to be too much, it was like being on Bizarro KF in some hell universe

 

[Meowzers]

Went to lurk her Twitter and nothing new, except this embarrassment.
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Did you smoke some banana peel after that, lol

Went into the tweets & replies tab and it's just so, so many RTs, just endless bad takes and stupid nonsense. I kept scrolling for content but it got to be too much, it was like being on Bizarro KF in some hell universe

she's acting like she smoked six bowls and drank a liter of ayahuasca or something. she's such a loser lol

steph and dreams

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Imagine giving her shatter. lmao Still with the wormwood shit when it's mildly toxic. Not the first time she's consumed toxic herbs either.

 

[Little Dark Age]

How about this little gem



"The black man is real good at sportsball and murder, love to see such great representation of the pee oh see" lmao

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

"The black man is real good at sportsball and murder, love to see such great representation of the pee oh see" lmao

Wow this is actually almost as bad as THE BROWN smh

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

She truly has exactly zero idea of how she sounds when saying... anything, ever.

 

[A Detachable Penis]

Oh look, baby's first autistic advocacy. The show is bad and has always been bad, and the episode in question aired like months ago so this isn't even topical.


The pot calling the kettle THE BROWN.

 

[Little Dark Age]

Today Staph tried to clown on some rw twitter account for having a lil pepe/apu dude as an avatar, loling and saying something about how dumb it is for a grown man to use a cartoon frog pic.

So, as a reminder, here are a few of her past pics...


...which are intended to represent THIS person.



Like, I know we all want to look cute and put our best idealized foot forward, but come the fuck ON.