US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[verissimus]

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She is completely out of her element and acts like she has a 10/10 beach blonde body to deter her vapid responses. Lester Holt is a Cathedral bishop and even he can't salvage her responses or guide her to the best non-answer answer.

What in the ever living hell is possessing that cackling witch?

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

Kamala must either be a surprisingly good lay or they must have been very desperate for someone without a moral compass to play caretaker for Bidet, because in any nonclown world that kneecapping she got from coconut milk mommy would have ended her political relevance at least for a few years. Instead the DNC remains committed to their longstanding policy of failing someone upward as long as that someone doesn't have the wits or will to question things.

She checks the correct boxes. She was the only woman of color on the Dem Primary debate stage (aside from Tulsi who was neither insane or black enough for their liking).

While she's wildly unpopular and completely unlikeable, those boxes allow her full access to the Democrat's arsenal of rebuttals.

Back in '08 I was laid off and scraped by buying junk cars, getting them running and flipping them. When Obama came out with the Cash for Clunkers, I told a liberal acquaintance that this was a terrible policy and would only serve to get affordable and serviceable cars off the market and incentivize people into buying new cars that a lot of folks could barely afford. In my humble opinion, someone making $30k a year shouldn't be driving an $22k car. Apparently, the fact that I came to that conclusion meant that I was a racist.

For the next 8 years, any criticism of Obama or his policies was met with the accusation that you were a racist. It didn't just happen in my personal life, I saw it happen in the media as well. On a personal level, that was where I concluded that if someone calls you a racist, it just means they don't have a way to argue against you.

Fast forward a few years to 2016 when Hillary Clinton found herself embattled against Bernie Sanders in the primary. What was the first line of attack they used against him? Bernie Bro's are misogynistic and sexist. After Hillary lost, she went on television and said that all the women who voted for Trump were brainwashed by their spouses and that they were suffering from internalized misogyny.

Near as I can tell, in the 21st century the race card plays better than the sexist card but in Kamala's case, she's got both. Right now they're keeping her more or less in the background but in the event they drag her out to the forefront (or replace Biden with Kamala after the midterms; which is my theory), those cards are coming out.

Any criticism she receives will be met with full throated accusations that the people criticizing her are only doing it because of their deep seated misogyny and racism.

 

[Corpun]

Surf Mommy is too populist for their tastes. She entertains the dangerous idea that those damn dirty Deplorables might actually have valid grievances against the Cathedral, instead of just being racistsexistfascist poopyhead meanies.

Of the wide array the dem field had this last cycle, Coconut Milk Mommy and Yang were the only two I had any regard for whatsoever, her much more than he. I don't agree with all of her views, especially her retarded stance on "assault weapons" but here's the thing about Tulsi - unlike the rest of them, she has consistently displayed an actual willingness to have bipartisan discussion on important issues. And as others in here have stated, that is precisely why the DNC never gave her consideration and never will. They don't want a politician in the sense of someone who represents the will and best interests of all their constituents. They want a puppet who will appeal to the witless masses and their emotions while never straying an inch from the party line. Tulsi threatened them because of her willingness to be an actual politician rather than the caricature of one that we've apparently come to accept as normal.

As a former Bernie fan in 2015 (Before he cucked to the DNC and after I jumped on the Trump Train) Tulsi was the only candidate in 2020 for the Democrats that I felt actually stood a chance. The thirst for Surf Mommy aside, she seems to have a genuine care for Americans compared to most politicians we currently deal with. My brother brought up at a get together a few months back some podcast she was in where she apparently talked about how when Trump was in office she was constantly harassed by Democrat peers to not vote for anything that might make Trump look good for passing it.

Kamala must either be a surprisingly good lay or they must have been very desperate for someone without a moral compass to play caretaker for Bidet, because in any nonclown world that kneecapping she got from coconut milk mommy would have ended her political relevance at least for a few years. Instead the DNC remains committed to their longstanding policy of failing someone upward as long as that someone doesn't have the wits or will to question things.

Maybe Kamala was a good fuck decades ago, maybe I just don't like old women, but her talents almost certainly what they once were. If/When she becomes POTUS she is likely going to crack realizing she can't just blow some Arab warlord or laugh her way out of tough questions.

Kamala has the option to resign. Not that she could use it because having the first woman president bail would be bad optics. Also disastrous for everyone involved that they put an untested politician up in the big chair only for her to say "nah."

So no, they are stuck with Kamala.

The optics would be terrible but does this admin really care for them. She could just sit in the Oval Office for a few months before resigning due to 'illness' or whenever her handlers decide she isn't a useful puppet and let some scandal out about her.

 

[Not a fake name]

I think the idea of Harris being the Cheney shadow president has now been shattered.

Who is really in charge?

Obama, it’s his fourth term. The king of glow niggers reigns for life through the faggotry that Brennan setup in the CIA.

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

The optics would be terrible but does this admin really care for them. She could just sit in the Oval Office for a few months before resigning due to 'illness' or whenever her handlers decide she isn't a useful puppet and let some scandal out about her.

Having a President resign is a huge black eye to the party and for two to resign during a short period is an unprecedented disaster. Remember, for her to get her seat behind the Resolute Desk, Biden has to either croak or resign and then she'll have to go through congress (that will likely be Republican controlled) to get a new VP approved lest the presidency will pass to a Republican upon her resignation.

I contend that she's the one that the party wanted all along. She's pretty far to the left and she's a female minority. If/When Biden is ousted, there will be glowing stories about her many accomplishments and how she heroically stepped up to helm a country in crisis. Any criticisms will be dismissed by the media as evidence of the right's hateful misogyny and racism. They'll try to build a cult of personality around her.

If they succeed, she'll get to finish out Biden's term and then have two of her own. If the don't, she goes on they ash heap of history after Biden's term expires and the party moves on.

 

[Sithis]

Source - https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...s-casual-conversation-text-messages-show.html

lmao imagine if Hunter and Papa Joe skate by in the public eye on smoking fucking meth and selling the country out to China, but suddenly start facing criticism because Hunter talks like any other millennial dipshit when he's not around his woke friends or POC

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

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lmao imagine if Hunter and Papa Joe skate by in the public eye on smoking fucking meth and selling the country out to China, but suddenly start facing criticism because Hunter talks like any other millennial dipshit when he's not around his woke friends or POC

Who the fuck is that filthy with their lawyer?

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

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lmao imagine if Hunter and Papa Joe skate by in the public eye on smoking fucking meth and selling the country out to China, but suddenly start facing criticism because Hunter talks like any other millennial dipshit when he's not around his woke friends or POC

>mah nigga
>look how tan I am
>muh dead brother
>muh dick
>muh unconditional love (for real this time)


Something about that text chain made me geniunely laugh, if only a little.

 

[Corpun]

I contend that she's the one that the party wanted all along.

If she is what they wanted they fucked up big time.

Having a President resign is a huge black eye to the party and for two to resign during a short period is an unprecedented disaster.

They make have her resign first if they feel she isn't going to be viable as POTUS. Spiro Agnew resigned before Nixon, albeit due to corruption scandals.

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lmao imagine if Hunter and Papa Joe skate by in the public eye on smoking fucking meth and selling the country out to China, but suddenly start facing criticism because Hunter talks like any other millennial dipshit when he's not around his woke friends or POC

Well the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I am sure Joe has called blacks dirty niggers behind closed doors.

 

[Ita Mori]

Who the fuck is that filthy with their lawyer?

Probably fucking him on the side, lol.

 

[Billy Beer]

biden steps down due to ill health, or falls down causing ill health, and is removed. Kamala steps up and says "I want HRC to be my VP" Kamala then steps down/is shit/resigns and HRC takes over

ITS HER TURN

Edit: What happens is Kamala is no longer in the picture while Biden is still prez? I'm not familiar with your system

 

[Garm]

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lmao imagine if Hunter and Papa Joe skate by in the public eye on smoking fucking meth and selling the country out to China, but suddenly start facing criticism because Hunter talks like any other millennial dipshit when he's not around his woke friends or POC

Who knew that Hunter and his laptop would be the gift that keeps giving?

biden steps down due to ill health, or falls down causing ill health, and is removed. Kamala steps up and says "I want HRC to be my VP" Kamala then steps down/is shit/resigns and HRC takes over

ITS HER TURN

Edit: What happens is Kamala is no longer in the picture while Biden is still prez? I'm not familiar with your system

There is a system of succession. I'm not completely sure who comes after the Vice President.

 

[soy_king]

Looks less to me like "good cop, bad cop" and more like "leash on a dog". Again, pass.

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lmao imagine if Hunter and Papa Joe skate by in the public eye on smoking fucking meth and selling the country out to China, but suddenly start facing criticism because Hunter talks like any other millennial dipshit when he's not around his woke friends or POC

Don't you dare call him a Millenial. We might be a POS generation but that mess is squarely a GenX problem.

 

[Confused Doggo]

I'm surprised no one brought this up, but I guess they thought this was too stupid to even talk about:

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/twitter-mocks-harris-cookies-faceless-head

 

[Ruin]

Who knew that Hunter and his laptop would be the gift that keeps giving?

There is a system of succession. I'm not completely sure who comes after the Vice President.

The speaker of the house.

 

[thismanlies]

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lmao imagine if Hunter and Papa Joe skate by in the public eye on smoking fucking meth and selling the country out to China, but suddenly start facing criticism because Hunter talks like any other millennial dipshit when he's not around his woke friends or POC

>OMG nigga did you just a fictional character from the imagination of the collective frightened and my dead brothers unconditional love is what I should rely on and and my kids aren’t children George.

Remind me again. How far did Zuckerberg and Dorsey go to censor any news about his laptop?

 

[Garm]

I'm surprised no one brought this up, but I guess they thought this was too stupid to even talk about:

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/twitter-mocks-harris-cookies-faceless-head

Jesus. H. Christ. Biden's going to be remembered as "the sad meme" administration.

>OMG nigga did you just a fictional character from the imagination of the collective frightened and my dead brothers unconditional love is what I should rely on and and my kids aren’t children George.

Remind me again. How far did Zuckerberg and Dorsey go to censor any news about his laptop?

They censored socialists in the mad, desperate scramble to protect Biden. So they pretty much slash and burned everyone that supported them.

 

[Josterman]

Looks like dom here doesn’t know

Hunter Biden used the n-word multiple times, text messages reveal

Text messages obtained by DailyMail.com reveal Hunter Biden used the n-word multiple times in casual conversations with his lawyer, George Mesires, who is white.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Can you imagine if the Trump's brother-in-law's twice removed cousin said nigger. The media would never let it go about how that reflects on Trump. But crack smoking whore plowing son of Biden says it and it's no biggie. Absolutely amazing how much control the media has on the narrative and the lemmings accept it.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Can you imagine if the Trump's brother-in-law's twice removed cousin said nigger. The media would never let it go about how that reflects on Trump. But crack smoking whore plowing son of Biden says it and it's no biggie. Absolutely amazing how much control the media has on the narrative and the lemmings accept it.

Just proof that democracy is a failed idea.