WHAT I ATE TODAY | WEIGHT WATCHERS | 05.16.2021

[killuminati]

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[MrsLoveMom]

What? I looked away, took a breath and now she's on WW??? WTF??? I give her 12 more hours.

 

[Jizzrag]

 

[Crocodile Dundee]

What? I looked away, took a breath and now she's on WW??? WTF??? I give her 12 more hours.

My money‘s on 6 days.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I give her 12 more hours.

My money‘s on 6 days.

You're bolth wrong. She quit 12 days ago and she lasted 23 minutes.

 

[Red Mask]

The comments range from “You got this” to “here we go again!”

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I still can’t get over 93 daily points. And she says it kind it’s a badge of honor.

lol at eating a whole bag of iceberg lettuce

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

An amorphous blob stuffs her maw.

 

[Skorpio Gal]

6 fucking teaspoons of Old El Paso in that serving bowl, erm, meal?
2 teaspoons is a serving (for 300 mg of sodium).
So, 900 mg of sodium? I thought that sodium makes her swoleen?
With the chips, she's over 1,000 mg.
Just checked: The salsa has 480 mg of sodium!
Iceberg lettuce? How about something nutritive, like spinach or field greens?
Wow.

 

[Glyphid Gunt Guard]

What in the actual fuck is that bowl of sadness she calls a salad. Salsa? Fritos? Not mixing? And in a bowl as big as her head. Amazing.
Edit: Aw Fuck I just saw the bagels with what looks like cum jizzed all over it. ALR is still the queen of shitty food at least.

 

[Boodiefoodie]

Super boring video. The only "impressive" thing about it is that she managed to go an entire night without ordering takeout supposedly. She's only on day 4 and already extremely proud of herself. Flexing on us about how many WW points she can eat and still lose weight. Will Amberlynn narcissist Reid finally succeed on weight watchers and become a TikTok weight loss thinspiration? [sarcasm]

 

[McBoogerBall]

I can’t do it with the comments anymore, el oh el. “Guize I’m just happy she’s back on Weight Watchers! I’m proud of her for trying “. Implying this stunt is going to last a week, even one more day. It’s the same song and dance we’ve seen from her before. Get a fucking grip.

 

[Point Blank Period]

There is no way she is going to lose weight eating that quantity of food. I have never seen someone so obsessed with weight and dieting gain hundreds of pounds in the process. She will never succeed without professional intervention. It is sad that she seems to live her life waiting for her next meal or snack. I find it odd that she is always eating by herself. Do she and Becky ever eat together. Maybe she eats in the middle of the night when Becky and everyone else in the world is sleeping. She looks so terrible. She takes no pride in her appearance. I am surprised she is not a drug addict or alcoholic. She is definitely addicted to food and shopping. It must really suck being her. It makes my head spin.

 

[Trash Puppet]

Wow, the comment section is really optimistic. She always finds a way to reel people back in. One positive video and people are like "yas gorl". People acting like this is any different than what she has done before. Next week she'll be back to excuses and blameen her audience.

 

[Leopard Turtlechin]

If I was in the WW marketing department, I would offer to pay her to not mention or try the program publicly ever again. She is exhibit A of it being a worthless endeavor.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

My take on this video.

It is Day 4 on Weight Watcher, and she is so proud of herself to be successful to be so long on a diet. Impressive. I thought that she was so sad a day earlier. I guess she was not that sad.

She gets 93 points. I calculate that I get 30 points. I am miffed. How dare she gets 3 times more points than me and I am almost a foot taller.

The first meal is cottage cheese. Good. Add pepper and Tapatio. She transforms a good food into a salt bomb.

The salad is absolutely disgusting. She is already gaming the points so that she can eat as much as she wants. She is not failing because she is eating as she usually does. She loves that she can eat what she wants as long as it fits within her points, and she makes them fit alright.

A new Amber word: "Taco guts”.

 

[HAUL&GAIN]

My highlight: Da Salami~

 

[eDove]

She looks unhealthier than she's ever been. Her eyes are so dark. Becky just doesn't notice or care about this stuff, does she? Or does Amber bitch out on her for bringing up her health?

 

[lostinwoods]

I bet she has bruises on her stomach and shelf ass from squeezing through those doorframes.

 

[a dinosaur]

If I was in the WW marketing department, I would offer to pay her to not mention or try the program publicly ever again. She is exhibit A of it being a worthless endeavor.

Meanwhile, in her head, she's already a success story and feeling the fantasy. She'll lose 400 pounds, prove the haters wrong, become an inspiration to millions everywhere as the star of a series of Weight Watchers before/after commercials. She's just filming the "before" part, that's all.