🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Ratface wont be going to that Beach Club.
He would Never pay the $40.00 for men admission ($20.00 if your female) & read the dress code and drink prices.

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Dress code includes "no torn or cut off clothing" or "baggy clothing". There goes Russ's entire wardrobe.

 

[Kosher Salt]

LOL! From Drai's website...
And to avoid surprises when you get to the door, please plan in advance not to have any of these items with you:

• Illegal Drugs
• Drug Paraphernalia
• Vaporizers
• E-Cigs
• Weapons
• Sharp Objects
• Over-The-Counter Medications
• Vitamins
• Eye Drops
• Contact Lens Solution Cleaner
• Liquid Hand Sanitizer
• Tissues
• Wet Naps/Baby Wipes
• Food, Beverages, Containers
• Toys, Props, Inflatables
• Video Cameras, Go Pros, and SLR Cameras
• Management reserves all rights to refuse entry

I mean--they'd YEET butternut straight into the fugly Rio Sign on sight, on aesthetics alone, but at least this list ensures greasy gourds like him can't get in (so he can't baww about hating the disabled)!

I'm pretty sure that medical supplies like eye drops can only be prohibited if they're not considered medically necessary, so prescription eye drops would have to be excepted from the policy.

 

[Pip Squeak]

Safari Ride was written for Ariana to perform...

Umm. It was written for her to do.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Umm. It was written for her to do.

In a completely non-sexual way, of course.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

In a completely non-sexual way, of course.

Until she realized what a catch Pipsqueak was and then would want to suck him his penis.

 

[StraightShooter2]

What in the actual fuck is wrong with you? How did you even go there? He's never said or done anything to even hint at this, he's actually talked out against animal abuse.

He's "talked out" about lots of stuff, such as "fattie mcpatties" creeping on women, despite doing it himself.

If he's desperate to hook up with men just because he's lonely and horny despite identifying as "straight", then anything's possible. I don't think it's necessary likely, but honestly it would fit the mentality of people like Russ, who can't relate to other people on a somewhat-mature level and need a "companion" that can't judge them or say "no" back to them.

LOL! From Drai's website...
And to avoid surprises when you get to the door, please plan in advance not to have any of these items with you:

• Illegal Drugs
• Drug Paraphernalia
• Vaporizers
• E-Cigs
• Weapons
• Sharp Objects
• Over-The-Counter Medications
• Vitamins
• Eye Drops
• Contact Lens Solution Cleaner
• Liquid Hand Sanitizer
• Tissues
• Wet Naps/Baby Wipes
• Food, Beverages, Containers
• Toys, Props, Inflatables
• Video Cameras, Go Pros, and SLR Cameras
• Management reserves all rights to refuse entry

I mean--they'd YEET butternut straight into the fugly Rio Sign on sight, on aesthetics alone, but at least this list ensures greasy gourds like him can't get in (so he can't baww about hating the disabled)!

They need to add "semen-encrusted suits" to the list.

Also, e-cigs/vapes are banned but actual cigarettes and tobacco aren't? That's weird.

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*Butt-head voice*
Uhhh, hey baby...
I've noticed you live in Vegas.
I live in Vegas too.
Uh huh huh huh huh...

Assuming there was any possibility of Yovanna being interested in him, why does he think she'd be interested when he immediately starts trying to hit up other women just a few days after publishing his song for her?

 

[DrJonesHat]

He's "talked out" about lots of stuff, such as "fattie mcpatties" creeping on women, despite doing it himself.

If he's desperate to hook up with men just because he's lonely and horny despite identifying as "straight", then anything's possible. I don't think it's necessary likely, but honestly it would fit the mentality of people like Russ, who can't relate to other people on a somewhat-mature level and need a "companion" that can't judge them or say "no" back to them.


They need to add "semen-encrusted suits" to the list.

Also, e-cigs/vapes are banned but actual cigarettes and tobacco aren't? That's weird.


Assuming there was any possibility of Yovanna being interested in him, why does he think she'd be interested when he immediately starts trying to hit up other women just a few days after publishing his song for her?

They're supposed to compete for him because he's such a catch. Seriously. He thought Katy Perry and Taylor Swift's feud was real, so he wrote a song for Katy so Taylor would get jealous. He's broken utterly in mind.

 

[StraightShooter2]

They're supposed to compete for him because he's such a catch. Seriously. He thought Katy Perry and Taylor Swift's feud was real, so he wrote a song for Katy so Taylor would get jealous. He's broken utterly in mind.

Yeah, he's deluded enough to think that they're aware of his existence, let alone actually interested in him.

 

[AnOminous]

He's "talked out" about lots of stuff, such as "fattie mcpatties" creeping on women, despite doing it himself.

If he's desperate to hook up with men just because he's lonely and horny despite identifying as "straight", then anything's possible. I don't think it's necessary likely, but honestly it would fit the mentality of people like Russ, who can't relate to other people on a somewhat-mature level and need a "companion" that can't judge them or say "no" back to them.


They need to add "semen-encrusted suits" to the list.

Also, e-cigs/vapes are banned but actual cigarettes and tobacco aren't? That's weird.


Assuming there was any possibility of Yovanna being interested in him, why does he think she'd be interested when he immediately starts trying to hit up other women just a few days after publishing his song for her?

What the fuck am I reading?

 

[Throwing Romans]

Also, e-cigs/vapes are banned but actual cigarettes and tobacco aren't? That's weird.

Guessing that vapers didn't go to the designated smoking area and would just vape wherever. Vapers tend to think that's fine.

 

[TurdFondler]

Maybe soon we will get a "Hey Olivia" song after he saw the beach club advert.

Hey! Olivia!
I got somethin' to give ya

You make my pecker harden
Let's go to olive garden

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Hey! Olivia!
I got somethin' to give ya

You make my pecker harden
Let's go to olive garden

 

[Henry Bemis]

Hey! Olivia!
I got somethin' to give ya

You make my pecker harden
Let's go to olive garden

Hey! Hey! Olivia!
You run through me like Activia!

If Yovanna could get Red Bull…

 

[TurdFondler]

Not bad, but I think it's gotta be an energy drink

You get me going like RipIt
Got the moebius hands
So can you help me unzip it

 

[StraightShooter2]

Not bad, but I think it's gotta be an energy drink

You get me going like RipIt
Got the moebius hands
So can you help me unzip it

You're smile's like a Rockstar
It makes my cock hard

 

[StinkySnack]

What the fuck am I reading?

I mean...that's what I've been saying for months.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Oh Olivia
You get me goin like a Jolt Cola
Gonna venmo you a dollar
Cause I wanna get to know ya

 

[Henry Bemis]

Not bad, but I think it's gotta be an energy drink

Come to think of it…

Place your bets: That line in“Yo, Yovanna” — “Your smile’s like Red Bull, you give me wings;” is that Russell’s line or his collaborators’?

 

[StinkySnack]

Come to think of it…

Place your bets: That line in“Yo, Yovanna” — “Your smile’s like Red Bull, you give me wings;” is that Russell’s line or his collaborators’?

Hopefully Russell's because it's retarded AF. It should read "Your smile's like Red Bull, it gives me wings."

 

[StraightShooter2]

So I was wondering why Russ never got arrested when he was charged with harassment in the Erica case (I did an online search for arrest records in Utah but nothing came up). I thought that normally when a person is charged with a crime, they'll be taken to jail to await their court hearing (but usually have the option of posting bail).

I assumed if it was an actual crime (rather than something like a traffic violation) he'd be arrested, but maybe they decided to just send him a notice telling him when he had to show up to court.

(Also, searches in this thread for "arrest" or "mugshot" bring up nothing).