I found out my crush puts pronouns in her twitter bio.

[Foghot]

What do I do bros?

Do I take the chance and try to not get stabbed in the left arm again?
If yes, should I learn to dodge knife attacks better or should I bring my medieval Mace with me?

 

[Valhalla]

Avoid, and find a new crush. Sorry bud. Unless she’s just doing it due to peer pressure of her friend group. If it’s on her own... you’ll be unlikely to be able to be yourself around her, and she could very likely slander your name if things don’t work out.

 

[MediocreMilt]

If she's a liberal basic-bitch, hit it and quit it.

If she's an actual blue-hair Tumblrite, why are you into her in the first place?

Unless she’s just doing it under peer pressure of the group she hangs out with.

It's actually pretty hard to date a girl without being involved with her friends.

 

[Vingle]

Avoid, avoid, avoid!

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

Twitter pronouns are capitulation to the status quo. You don't provide them because you have actual gender dysphoria or schizophrenia, you add them because everyone else does.

 

[Foghot]

If she's a liberal basic-bitch, hit it and quit it.

If she's an actual blue-hair Tumblrite, why are you into her in the first place?

Bro at first glance she looks normal
I seriously don't know if she's the type to go at pepole with Japanese knives or cleavers

 

[DumbDude42]

call her a cuck and send her links to sleazy redpill blog posts

 

[Foghot]

call her a cuck and send her links to sleazy redpill blog posts

based

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Pronouns are for non passing trannys

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

The first problem here is Twitter I’d avoid Twitter and people who use Twitter if I were you but that’s just me. It seems to be a platform that brings nothing good into the world except the drama and strife of lolcows of which we can take amusement from at a distance.

 

[ANF]

Send me the link, I'll give her a ride and tell you if she's cool or not

 

[Dilligaff]

You could try broaching woke topics with her to get a better idea what she thinks or pretends to think, but I would tend to run for the hills.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Bet she’s a genderblob lol

 

[atleast3letterslong]

If pronouns in bio are a deal breaker you're a dumbass. Sometimes people do that just to avoid standing out.

 

[Bongocat]

I'd avoid, personally. Probably a good indication you won't get along.

In fact, someone just having a twitter account at all, regardless of what it's for would make me a bit uneasy about them.

 

[Klaptrap]

I'm guessing basic bitch. That's good news. Watch out for actual, material red flags in her behavior. As long as you can be yourself around her I say go for it. Just be sure that you can pull the chute if necessary and gtfo.

 

[millais]

What are the pronouns in question?

 

[Bad Gateway]

Fuck off, kid.

 

[Madre Muerte]

Kill her

 

[Foghot]

What are the pronouns in question?

Spoiler: Spoiler

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Am I fucked?