💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[NationalBolshevik]

I'm going to make a prediction: he's going to get a plea deal like Ralph got. Felony conviction, suspended sentence. No jail time.

I say Misdemeanor via probation.

 

[Love Machine]

The judge was confident that even if he was a flight risk. He wouldn't be too hard to catch.

 

[Slav Power]

He posted bail, he didn't get off on the charges (which is also covered by the poll).

Yeah it's my fault, because I took "arrest" as "spending jail time" rather than "getting detained and waiting for the charge". Dumb stickers are fully deserved.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

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Hahahaha Mr Rogers of the internet, folks

 

[glow]

Can someone remind me why bail is a thing?

It avoids destroying someone's life for either a crime that hasn't been proven yet or for a crime that means you're unlikely to be a further danger to others. Those accused of murder don't get bail. Some countries don't really have it and it can be pretty brutal with people getting locked up for months for crimes that don't go to court, whereupon they get released and have to rebuild their lives. Imagine getting locked up for 6 months. You lose your job and by the way you still have bills to pay. You might think they'd get compensation but often they don't. Also, some countries don't use money for bail - it just means you get fucked harder once they catch you.

 

[OlgaOfKiev]

That face is so red. Hey Boogie, maybe you should hire a lawyer that is honest with you.

Had a good cry, I see.
Good for him, get that sad out.

Shh, no more tears. Only sleep.

 

[Null]

I say Misdemeanor via probation.

Nah, they're going to want a felony because they don't want him to have access to firearms. They'll give him a deal like "eat the felony and walk".

 

[FluorideHuffer]

He's already been released. Only took about three hours.
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That mugshot is surprisingly flattering

 

[thismanlies]

I'm going to make a prediction: he's going to get a plea deal like Ralph got. Felony conviction, suspended sentence. No jail time.

A big difference between Ralph and Boogie is that Boogie committed his felony with a firearm. That could be worth a little time depending on the judge.

 

[Dan Abrams]

He went from 450 on the warrant to 380 on his booking sheet.

Prison has already done wonders for him!

Hopefully he doesn't pull a Jared Fogle and get even more super insanely fat from the prison food and his commissary.

That mugshot is surprisingly flattering

Imagine being such an ugly ass nigga going to jail actually makes you look better.

 

[derthballs]

Are you autistic? You are required to take your shoes off when your height is measured. Why would a bunch of cops give him lifts?

i don’t know how things are in jail, I’ve never been but I’ve seen boogie next to various things and he’s no way 5ft 10

 

[Null]

A big difference between Ralph and Boogie is that Boogie committed his felony with a firearm. That could be worth a little time depending on the judge.

Nobody got hurt. I think both were cases of the government not wanting a perceived idiot to have access to a weapon.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

He's already been released. Only took about three hours.
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Cue him whining that "I had to do prison time for defending myself and my family." I also expect him to go harder on latching onto BLM and unjust police hassling.

 

[Dark Edea]

Boogie doesn't look like Boogie.

Prediction: Boogie dies in prison for unrelated crimes.

 

[derthballs]

ironically boogie being arrested had made him get up earlier than he ever has before

 

[Blamo]

Nobody got hurt. I think both were cases of the government not wanting a perceived idiot to have access to a weapon.

Would his high social media profile affect anything? This drama is visible for thousands+ of people after all.

 

[Indifferent]

Thank christ for Kiwi Farms. I found you after /r/samandtolki got nuked by reddit cucks I thought people wouldn't be able to laugh at this fat cunt and document his retardation ever again.

 

[JohnQAdams]

Boogie is a cow and a half but I wish he'd shot the fucker.

 

[kiwiburgerplanet]

That face is so red. Hey Boogie, maybe you should hire a lawyer that is honest with you.



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Shh, no more tears. Only sleep.

These pictures and this saga in this fat fuck's life have been long over due. This is the face of a broken lying, manipulative piece of shit. Still not enough, but the fact that he knows we are enjoying this is enjoyment enough.

 

[Nigella]