🎭 Dramacow Gabe Navarro / Moleman9000 / MolemanNineThousand / ResonX - 13 bans on Wikia

[DrChristianTroy]

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MOAR Moleman9000 IRL.

Last I checked boxing didn't let you essentially curbstomp a kid.

 

[Bob's Fries]

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MOAR Moleman9000 IRL.

I didn't know climbing equates running up the stairs.

 

[Pine Tar]

I still can't get over how stupid "Nava-verse" sounds.

His name: Gabriel Navarro

Hence: Nava-verse

It's stupid and narcissistic.

 

[Varis]

So Gabe created a universe? That's nice. I made half a dozen of those before I turned 18. What I'd like to know is if he has a story to go with Nava-verse, or if it is just his personal CWCville.

 

[José Mourinho]

So Gabe created a universe? That's nice. I made half a dozen of those before I turned 18. What I'd like to know is if he has a story to go with Nava-verse, or if it is just his personal CWCville.

http://www.fictionpress.com/s/3047651/1 ... the-Cosmos

Here's a fanfiction by him about his "Mary Sue" character "Connor Thorn" in the Nava-verse.

http://navaverse.wikia.com/wiki/Nava%E2%80%93Verse_Wiki

A wiki dedicated to his universe.

Enjoy.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

The first run-on sentence broke my brain.

 

[José Mourinho]

http://www.mediafire.com/download/fovkc ... _46375.zip

An archive of the second Moleman9000 thread on 789chan, which started him to lolcow-dom.

TL;DR version:

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I am FLATTERED. Thank you! Really. I'm very much glad that my words are reaching people and am amused by your inability to recognize that many of the things I say in those journals are sarcastic, INTENTIONALLY stupid and part of a humorous style, as well as your general exaggeration of my alleged naiveté and stupidity.
As for The Catcher in the Rye, which some of you mentioned, I'll have you know that I have indeed read it, and I did indeed hate it, but rather than giving me "the sads", the book instead brought me to do THIS:

Of my statements about 1984, the ones that I actually meant were perfectly reasonable, as gone into detail in a comment conversation I had with a certain user who initially commented on the journal to say that it was "So Bad It's Good". All I demanded was that Winston accomplish SOMETHING and have a MORAL victory, even if it doesn't overthrow the whole Party.

I see Dave about a few times per year, and we talk at those times. We're not close, though.

And yes, I do indeed "jerk it" to cartoons, not that I would EVER bring that up with anyone without it being brought up by someone else first. But don't act like you don't have perversions of your own!

I am very high–functioning autistic.

And as for you, Homor, what sort of ending WOULD you accept in which Big Brother doesn't win?

Do not compare me to that wretched thing. Christian Weston Chandler is an utter disgrace to autistics everywhere and should not be associated with them or vice versa.

You are all culturally biased. For thinking that Shakespeare and the like are AUTOMATICALLY, inherently more important than anything else. ALL works with significant fan bases are culturally significant. The Fairly OddParents and other cartoons like it have millions of fans, including many who are more obsessed than I.

Stop saying "Sperg" all the time. It's annoying and it almost sounds like a derogatory thing. What's it supposed to mean, anyway?

Let me clear this up. I have NOTHING against Shakespeare and (most) other classic literature, I for one think that Shakespeare's stories are quite interesting and amusing. What I am against is the notion that they're the greatest and most important stories ever, and that nothing in today's age is allowed to be viewed as better than them. As a culture, our works, for the most part, have continued to get continually better and more refined over time.

I also believe that "worshipping" these so–called "classics" and forcing them on the new generation is cultural stagnation.

I do indeed have Aspergers. If that's what you mean. However, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. I in fact consider it a sort of blessing that I am able to think differently and offer unique perspectives that would go unstated otherwise.

Please Stop Comparing me to Chris–Chan. I am infinitely better than him (of course, just about everyone in the world is) because I'm (comparatively) modest and reasonable. I am being a very good sport here about your ridicule of me, after all.

Clarifying. Important to me = Coolest, most developed, most entertaining

Who I'm going to "bang" is not of concern to me right now. My focus is on developing my creative works. Also, as I said before, I deliberately abstain from being sexually attracted to anything MLP–related on principle.

I'll admit, it was tough, especially with a certain episode where a pony did something that matched my fetish perfectly. Luckily, I've been able to control my impulses.

(Note: The post may be fake.)

When did I ever say I wanted people to start revolutions based on stories. All stories should PRIMARILY be to entertain. It's unrealistic to think that any work of fiction will truly, permanently change the way someone thinks. Only real life experiences will do that.

I judge stories based on their talent and creativity, not their application to real–world issues.

I feel just fine, knowing that a jerk like YOU had a stroke.

Since you've done about enough criticism... How about you say something POSITIVE about me for once?

My artwork, for one...
My Youtube Poops, few though they are...

You know this thread will be archived and your retardation will be laughed at for endless generations now right?

Yes, and I'm fine with that. It will help me become known and I can look back at it and have a good laugh when I'm well–respected and you are unknown.

I have two words for you: Mark. Zuckerberg.

Also, the creator of Pokemon has autism, which I find fascinating because my franchise is similar in all the creatures it has.

I never said it was yet a SUCCESSFUL franchise, though I'm confident it WILL be. I already have a friend who's following everything I make of it and is doing video readings of my first novella. And most franchises start with one person.

I'm not talking about trivial background characters, I'm talking about THE MAIN CHARACTERS WHO APPEAR IN EVERY SINGLE EPISODE. (Note: He refers to Timmy Turner and he raged about him not having his own Wikipedia page.)

Also, by that same logic, no one cares about, say, Shakespeare's characters, who have much less screen time, especially the ones that are inconsequential background characters like MACDUFF'S FREAKING SON.

STOP comparing my work to Sonichu. It's completely original, isn't about me, and is actually decent. By your logic, every work that a person with Aspergers makes is a "Sonichu".

The reason is that people are biased and know Shakespeare because it's shoved down all of their throats with the implication that it's somehow better than anything we have today. People who think they're "cultured" usually are only familiar with what close–minded people classify as "classics".

I'm fighting for equality and recognition of works that are denied their proper official acknowledgement.

Do you have something against cheese conies here?

Dude. That's discrimination!

This seriously is becoming offensive. For the last time, stop saying "Sperg". I now find that term offensive.

I never said that I or my work were notable enough for Wikipedia yet.

That's because there has been minimal input to the Nava–Verse so far by people other than myself. I.E. it's not popular enough.

But the question is, what IS popular enough?

Take, for instance, the My Little Ponies. They have MILLIONS upon MILLIONS of devoted fans who actively make fan work involving them. However, the characters do not have their own articles on Wikipedia because none of the "credible" sources that it recognized have written enough about them.

I AM autistic, and there is nothing wrong with that; you should be more sensitive because of it!

But seriously, what is your problem with colors?

 

[c-no]

Do not compare me to that wretched thing. Christian Weston Chandler is an utter disgrace to autistics everywhere and should not be associated with them or vice versa.

If Chris should be associated with autistics, it's how not to act or how one's condition shouldn't be used as an excuse.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

And yet he has no good reason to not be compared to Chris. As far as I'm concerned he's 2nd behind Sammy.

 

[Varis]

http://www.fictionpress.com/s/3047651/1/Connor-Thorn-and-the-Film-Reel-of-the-Cosmos

Here's a fanfiction by him about his "Mary Sue" character "Connor Thorn" in the Nava-verse.

Huh. His writing style resembles a children's storybook. While the details he focuses on are unusual, this isn't exactly baWHY IS A 15-YEAR-OLD FRIENDS WITH A REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER?!

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I finished the first chapter. I have been introduced to Connor's drug-dealing pedophile step-uncle, a registered sex offender who offers to murder said step-uncle, and the sex offender's slutty girlfriend who doesn't speak unless spoken to. Oh, and Christopher Nolan personally asspats Connor.

I want to think that this is a troll, but I don't know. I'm just sad.

Edit 2:
The second chapter is much better written, and now I can tell it's not meant to be serious. Got bored halfway through.

 

[Night Terror]

Do not compare me to that wretched thing. Christian Weston Chandler is an utter disgrace to autistics everywhere and should not be associated with them or vice versa.

Please Stop Comparing me to Chris–Chan. I am infinitely better than him (of course, just about everyone in the world is) because I'm (comparatively) modest and reasonable. I am being a very good sport here about your ridicule of me, after all.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Do not compare me to that wretched thing. Christian Weston Chandler is an utter disgrace to autistics everywhere and should not be associated with them or vice versa.

Please Stop Comparing me to Chris–Chan. I am infinitely better than him (of course, just about everyone in the world is) because I'm (comparatively) modest and reasonable. I am being a very good sport here about your ridicule of me, after all.

TAKE THOSE IMAGES FROM YOUR ACCOUNT NOW NOW NOW NOWNOWNWOWNOW OR I WILL REPORT YOU

Such a good sport.

 

[José Mourinho]

MOLEMAN'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!!111 FEATURING... AANG!!!! VS.!!!!!! BEN TENNYSON!!!! BEGIN!

http://moleman9000.deviantart.com/art/M ... -412573677

 

[Dork Of Ages]

MOLEMAN'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!!111 FEATURING... AANG!!!! VS.!!!!!! BEN TENNYSON!!!! BEGIN!

http://moleman9000.deviantart.com/art/M ... -412573677

STOP DESTROYING MY CHILDHOOD MOLEFAG

Ben 10 was kinda ok during its beginning, now it's really boring. Still...

 

[Pine Tar]

If my older brother was Dave Navarro, I'd have been bugging him for guitar lessons ASAP.

 

[Varis]

MOLEMAN'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!!111 FEATURING... AANG!!!! VS.!!!!!! BEN TENNYSON!!!! BEGIN!

http://moleman9000.deviantart.com/art/M ... -412573677

Either way, I'll twist your ass worse than M. Night Shyamalan

wat.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

DeviantART staff deleted my deviations in my DA account. If this isn't work of the great Sperglord, than I don't know what that is.
Here's my journal if you want details:
Link

 

[DrChristianTroy]

From what I can tell the Moleman9000 DA account is suspended. Is this new?

 

[Pine Tar]

From what I can tell the Moleman9000 DA account is suspended. Is this new?

Someone probably got sick of his Judge Dredd routine and told the admins about him harassing them. I expect a funny-ass journal with rage when he gets back.

I think it's safe to say that I speak for most people when I say that I don't want him banned.

 

[Null]

I want to see him banned. It might be good for him to learn that brown nosing and playing backseat moderator is fucking annoying and to see that he has no real power at all.