🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Useful_Mistake]

Is Bulgaria a particularly poor country?

According to Wikipedia's tally of World Bank's statistics, it's worse than most Eastern European countries, most of which are lucky to understand what it means to make money. Lithuania, for example, makes all of it's money by scamming the EU (Lithuania gets from EU 140% more money than it puts in). As a result, Lithuanian's have gotten good at scamming Google/Facebook) (The scam was more or less "Please send me 1.2 million USD", and Google and Facebook did so, thinking they owed him money)

I think they have a shitload of gypsies

That's all Eastern European countries, though.

 

[Hamsteroid]

I see a dancer and a guy with a steady cam filming in zero-cost locations around Romania.

In my headcanon it's Null holding the camera.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Quick comment to everyone saying 'omg Yovanna won't know what she's in for when she sees this' etc.

She's seen it, and sent a rather graceful 'thank you for being inspired by me' response to Russ already, who proceeded to ask for for a follow-back. Twice.

It's in the thread only a page or two after the video drop post linked in the front page. I'm too lazy to link it, but she knows, peeps. She knows.

 

[DuckofDoom]

Haven't read the thread but holy shit what a weirdo

I highly recommend at least reading through the highlights. You're in for an epic tale of whores, lawsuits, popstars, stalking, more lawsuits, molotov cocktails, more stalking, even more lawsuits, probation, and even more insane legal ramblings. All that, plus some musical numbers and a face to haunt your nightmares.

 

[arabianights]

Coincidence?
Who wore it better

 

[DumbDude42]

Is Bulgaria a particularly poor country? I know Eastern Europe isn't the greatest place but it's not like the -stan countries where they kidnap brides and drive donkey carts on the street, is it?

it's comparable to most other balkan countries. not exactly rich, but still very far above the -istan countries or africa.

 

[Cilleystring]

I can't get over how poor the technique is in this picture. "Musically Driven" while displaying that he ignores what is taught in literally the first piano lesson one would have.

Edit: also gotta love that he puts the white letters over the white piano keys when he has tons of black space directly below it. So much effort here

 

[StinkySnack]

I can't get over how poor the technique is in this picture. "Musically Driven" while displaying that he ignores what is taught in literally the first piano lesson one would have.

Edit: also gotta love that he puts the white letters over the white piano keys when he has tons of black space directly below it. So much effort here

Very poor technique indeed. I've never seen anyone play the piano with the entire length of their fingers resting on the keys. Is that actually his hands though? He used stock photos for most of his website. I know for sure he doesn't own a Steinway, though it could have been taken on someone else's.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

I can't get over how poor the technique is in this picture. "Musically Driven" while displaying that he ignores what is taught in literally the first piano lesson one would have.

Edit: also gotta love that he puts the white letters over the white piano keys when he has tons of black space directly below it. So much effort here

God, if that's him putting in effort I'd dread to see what he does when he's slacking off.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Wyświetl załącznik 2124583

You are famous for your talent here, Russ.
Is Russ ESL? His grasp on English seems pretty weak.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I can't get over how poor the technique is in this picture. "Musically Driven" while displaying that he ignores what is taught in literally the first piano lesson one would have.

Edit: also gotta love that he puts the white letters over the white piano keys when he has tons of black space directly below it. So much effort here

I think that's the best he can do. After all he's got stubby malformed fingers to go with his stubby malformed body and gourd shaped head.

 

[Pip Squeak]

Quick comment to everyone saying 'omg Yovanna won't know what she's in for when she sees this' etc.

She's seen it, and sent a rather graceful 'thank you for being inspired by me' response to Russ already, who proceeded to ask for for a follow-back. Twice.

It's in the thread only a page or two after the video drop post linked in the front page. I'm too lazy to link it, but she knows, peeps. She knows.

Nah, she'll have someone running her social media for her. Someone who'll be begging for their job very soon, no doubt.

Very poor technique indeed. I've never seen anyone play the piano with the entire length of their fingers resting on the keys. Is that actually his hands though? He used stock photos for most of his website. I know for sure he doesn't own a Steinway, though it could have been taken on someone else's.

Don't quote me on this but I think his hands are fucked up so that some fingers dont have a second knuckle. He's got a hand full of thumbs basically, so I can see that technique being the only one that works for him.

Is Russ ESL? His grasp on English seems pretty weak.

He's just stupid af

 

[Blasterisk]

I think that's the best he can do. After all he's got stubby malformed fingers to go with his stubby malformed body and gourd shaped head.

Well sure they're malformed, but he's got 30+ of them so you would expect it to average out.

 

[theworstkindofeurofag]

It is with great dismay and shame that I have to tell you this: I had "yo yovanna" stuck in my head for the past day or so.

 

[StinkySnack]

It is with great dismay and shame that I have to tell you this: I had "yo yovanna" stuck in my head for the past day or so.

Same. The mole rat wrote an ear worm.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

I feel you guys. It's also stuck in my head as well.

Help me.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Same. The mole rat wrote an ear worm.

Me too. The musicians and singer should get an award for turning a shit song into something painfully catchy. Russ deserves no credit for how it sounds.

 

[Drowningman]

If you try to sing it as Russell would,ts a million times more fun when stuck in your head.

 

[DumbDude42]

Same. The mole rat wrote an ear worm.

did he write the actual music? or just the lyrics?

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Haven't read the thread but holy shit what a weirdo

Read the thread. It only gets better.

Same. The mole rat wrote an ear worm.

It is a catchy song. Of course, it's impossible to know to what degree Russell is actually responsible for that. I'd be prepared to believe that the production company he hired punched it up a lot.