What kiwi farmer would you unironically sex?

[Penis Drager]

Inb4 me. Everyone already knows I'm the most sexable farmer.

 

[Red Hood]

I don't dip my pen in farm ink.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

@everyone

 

[KateHikes14]

@DocHoliday1977

Me and Harvey called dibs.

Spoiler: FR tho

Get help please woman, you were dealt a shit hand for sure, but a skilled (non-jewish)therapist can help you attain a quality of life far better than what you have now.

 

[Bob's Vagene]

@Furret

 

[Mr Foster]

@Mr Foster
@FatFuckingClown

Ditto

 

[JambledUpWords]

@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg. I like older men

 

[FatFuckingClown]

@Mr Foster
@FatFuckingClown

I would unironically feed you day-old chocolate covered strawberries and read aloud to you from Scary Stories To Tell in the Dark: Volume 3.

 

[Furret]

@Furret

What a notification.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

@AmbiTron

 

[Madre Muerte]

@Dead cat

 

[AmbiTron]

@Logical Fallacies

 

[JethroTullamore]

@SIGSEGV

Because why not, I just want to be on top.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

No @ of me in this thread.
Your genitals are probably sour anyway

 

[knobslobbin]

I'd fuck me, does that count?

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg. I like older men

trying to get his jewish gems huh.

@UnsufficentBoobage @Vlinny-kun @Botchy Galoop @chimpburgers @Hal @Bassomatic @Clockwork_PurBle @Jaded Optimist @Buster O'Keefe maybe @RatSpeaker and an unspecified amount of other users.

 

[furūtsu]

@CatParty

Given the articles he posts he's probably into some freaky shit, or he'll murder me at the end. Win/win.

 

[Pee Cola]

What happened to the 11th commandment: "Thou shalt not stick thy dick in crazy"?

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

D

UnsufficentBoobage

D: why

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

@Devyn and @Android raptor yes I like me a crazy nutty chick who would probably cut my dick off along with a tomboy

 

[pedoguyguykrai]

I'd fuck everyone here, except tommy tooter, and that one tranny against him.